Oh god not again. Fuck, Terezi, you can't keep doing this to yourself. Not that you would actually listen to me anymore; do you remember me? I was your shouty troll friend who enjoyed trolling you. I enjoyed it more than you'll ever realize too. Sometimes I wonder, Terezi, do you still want to talk to me, even when you know what I look like? Sure, I'm probably not the most charming troll of the lot. I fuck up a lot. But I'll promise you one thing, I care. I will always always ALWAYS care—maybe even care too much for my own good. Shit, what am I even thinking, I can't say any of this to you. You're passed out cold in your underwear again and it breaks my heart to see you like this. He's not even a good kismesis—you deserve so much better than what he could ever give you. And here I am thinking more than I should. Terezi, I really wish I could say everything that I want to tell you but… I can't. All I can do is watch from the sidelines like the nooksniffing douchebag that I am.
I can't even tell you I love you.
Argh, I'm just confusing myself at this point. It would be better if I didn't think so much, or talk so much for that matter either. Me and my fucking talkblaster, you know. Whatever, here, let me help you out. God Terezi, did you gain weight? What is this Faygo shit even doing to you? Man I really wish there were some fucking Recuperacoons right now; at least it would keep the nightmares away. What's that? Did you say something?
Oh… You're just mumbling in your sleep.
Here, this'll have to do for now, at least it's fluffy and comfy. It's what the humans sleep on occasionally, when there are too many people in their weird-ass hives. Wait here and I'll go find a blanket or whatever.
Sorry to keep you waiting, here you go. Yeah, you look a little better now. Well, I guess I found you in time again. Sweet dreams Terezi, maybe one day you'll remember all the butterfly kisses I brushed your forehead with while you struggled with your addiction. Yeah… bye.
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