I Am House-less
I wouldn't be a Slytherin,
I'm not outwardly mean.
I couldn't be a Slytherin,
I don't look good in green!
I wouldn't be a Ravenclaw,
with all their smarts and knowledge.
I couldn't be a Ravenclaw,
I don't know if I'll make it to college!
I wouldn't be a Griffindor,
I'd run away in fear.
I couldn't be a Griffindor,
I'm not that brave my dear!
I wouldn't be a Huffelpuff,
I lose things ALL the time.
I couldn't be a Hufflepuff,
uh oh I'm running out of rhymes!
Maybe I'd be a House Elf?
Part of a house cleaning crew.
Come to think of it I hate chores,
so that idea's through!
I could be a owl!
delivering letters all day long,
Flying high up in the sky,
and singing a night time song.
Maybe I'd be a ghost,
drifting 'round the castle.
I could be a ghost,
I would be no hassle!
Oh, I think I'll stay a muggle,
one of the non-magic folk.
Who dreams of Hogwarts all day long,
and runs around in cloaks!
A/N: Okay so what did you think of it? I've been kind of hesitant to put this online because I'm afraid that someone wills steal it and I love this too much. (I've become emotionally attached to a poem…
Also I do not own the Hogwarts Houses, Hogwarts or anything else harry potter related. *cries*