Dialogue: "Yo"

Thoughts: 'Yo'

Obligational disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters, blah blah blah.

Bubbles stuck to her wet skin as she rose from inside the bathtub. "Ahhhh," she breathed happily, "That felt great!" She closed her eyes and stretched. The job her team had taken went over well- surprisingly- and she'd taken the liberty of having a nice, long and relaxing bath to soothe her body after the busy day. All without the distraction of her teammates, they were- after all- hanging out at the Guild.

Plucking the plug out to let the water drain, she stepped out onto the navy bath mat that instantly soaked the water on her feet and reached to grab her towel off the rack. She wrapped the fluffy sky blue material around her torso, tucking it in securely. Lucy then exited the now foggy bathroom, soapy sudds still sticking to her skin.

"You don't lock your doors or windows." A familiar deep voice greeted her as she emerged from the restroom. Lucy had the sudden urge to laugh, wasn't this a surprise? - Not really- but she just stood there and stared.

Then she shrieked.

Loudly.

The towel dropping off her body as she did so.

Her screaming stopped once her surprise passed.

She looked at him, taking him in- and very unaware of the state of her undress. He was lounging on her couch, legs parted and elbows resting on his knees. Looking all comfortable and as if he was at home. Her window-she noted- was wide open, the curtains swaying back and forth with the breeze.

He was also staring at her, albeit in a different manner- enjoying the view he was presented with quite a bit, how could he not?- and smirking devilishly.

She blinked again, tilted her head and drew in a breath.

"Can you not fucking scream so much?" He sighed, sinking back into the couch. He craned his neck upwards and rolled his shoulders, popping a joint.

She gaped, "You- why are you in my home!?" she stuttered out. For someone to come into her home, sit on her couch and act this arrogant miffed her just a bit.

He merely smirked at her, "Nice rack." He ogled instead of answering.

Her brows merged, confused- 'what?'-…. She looked down-

"Oh."

'Oh.'

OH.

-then she screamed once more.

This time he covered his ears with his hands, his one Indigo eye glaring at her in distaste. "What did I just say woman? Stop bloody screaming." He grumbled out.

She on the other hand ignored him, dropped to her knees and snatched up the fallen material, clutching it to the front of her chest like a shield. He snorted at this, "Doesn't matter if you cover up, I've already seen what you're packing." He gave her another one of those salacious smirks, this time deliberately dragging his eyes up and down the length of her body, lingering purposely to admire the exposed tops of her breasts.

Her thoughts raced a mile a minute, and she glowered at him, the man's unexpected appearance had rattled her nerves. "You pervert!" She accused, wrapping the towel back around her body then crossing her arms. She stared pointedly at him, "Why the hell are you in my house?" She demanded, glancing at her keys resting on her desk from the corner of her eyes.

Maybe she could dive for them and chase him out with her spirits? Or Natsu may barge in at any moment and distract him long enough for her to give him a Lucy kick…. but given her luck that was unlikely.

"Tell me!" She snapped, receiving a frown from the male. He stood up to his full height, crossed his arms and regarded her silently. Lucy gulped, and shivered under his suddenly intense gaze.

He scowled, "You'll wake him." He muttered, confusing her.

"Huh?"

Silence was all she got in response.

"Bed's comfy." His ears twitched, "Hmmm." He murmured something under his breath that she couldn't hear and then walked towards her bed without an explanation to her question. Poking at the cover she squawked as Midnight emerged from underneath her pink blanket, rubbing his eyes with his hands.

Cobra whispered something to him, to which Midnight nodded and silently got out from her bed. Cobra turned to her, gave a wink and said, "Later Blondie." Then they both jumped out of her window, vanishing.

Her wet hair hung like a rag, dripping onto the wooden floorboards.

"What on earth..?" She began saying to herself, thoughts disturbed as she heard something smash into her door and tumble into her home.

"Luce!" Natsu's enthusiastic voice called out.

'So….So Strange.'

Reviews/Favs/Follows would be appreciated! This is going to be short (Maybe like drabbles?), because I want to focus of my ZeLu story and I also have another- well okay, a few more- fics that im currently working on.