Dear readers,

I absolutely adore the world of Monty Python, and couldn't deny myself a crack at this fic. Considering my favorite scene is the rabid bunny, I totally adore putting Kylie in this situation. I mean, what would you do if confronted suddenly by a bunch of "knights" and a very evil little lagamorph?

~BeautifulCrimsonChaos

P.S. Lagamorph is the scientific word for rabbit.

Kylie nearly falls out of her chair laughing as she watches the "Rabid Bunny" scene from Spamalot—for the five hundredth time. No matter how many times she watches the evil little hare spring lightly across the screen, Kylie will never stop laughing. Maybe part of it is the fact that the whole scene is so obviously computor-animated that makes her crack up.

Suddenly, Kylie finds herself pitching towards the screen, still giggling hysterically.

"Wait..wha?"

And she is lying on the cold, hard dirt. A hand pulls her up and shoves her in the direction of a cave.

"This is a messenger sent from God, come to protect us from this fell beast!" a voice behind her chortles in glee.

A white, furry mass comes sailing in Kylie's direction, and the girl bats it aside, to many "oohs" and "ahhs". She isn't stupid, and has figured out by now that she is in the rabid bunny scene, and dead scared of it.

"Back, you furry harbinger of doom!" Kylie shrieks. Reaching into her pocket, the sixteen-year-finds the only thing she can use to protect herself, "I have a…carrot, and I'm not afraid to use it!"

She only realises just how lame this sounds after it's been said. Unfortunately, Kylie can't erase time. Nope, too late for that. She brandishes the carrot fiercely, completely forgetting, in her embarrassment, that bunnies and carrots go together like milk and cookies.

The bunny takes a flying leap at Kylie's hand, and snatches the carrot up. Taking it between it's paws like a contented squirrel, the blood-stained lagamorph begins chewing contentedly on Kylie's "weapon".

Problem…SOLVED.

I know, so totally random, right? I hope you liked reading it, and please review. I've never written in the Monty Python fandom before, and it would mean a whole heck of a lot to me to know what people thought of my first attempt here.

Disclaimer: Goddammit, why does my stupid computer keep jamming up? I DON'T own this, seriously!

BeautifulCrimsonChaos