(A/N: I've been working on this concept for awhile just never got to write it untill now because
of all my homework and school junk....hope you people like it...)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Love is in the Air
Johnny and Devi were sitting above the town.
Devi:*sigh* It's so pretty when you're looking down on it.
Nny: Yes, it is. It's an amazing illusion.
Devi:Beautiful...Wanna go back to my place?
Nny:Yes.
At Devi's appartment...
Devi:I really enjoyed tonight, nny; Really. We should've done this sooner! Why didn't we do this
sooner? I mean, we've known each other for, what, about three months now? And this is the first
time we've ever, actually been out together! What would you have done if I had never asker you
out?
Nny:I would have bee happy just ot go to the book store and see you there.I always like doing
that.
Devi:But you have to admit;tonight was fun. The conversation, the movie, and that view! Looking
down on all the people who deserve to be looked down on. FUN!
Nny:Yeah, it was very nice;completely. I love Brazil: Gilliam is God. Um...Devi?
Devi:Yyess?
Nny:Why did you ask me out? Why did you want to go out with me?
Devi:What do you mean?
Nny:Well, I'm not fishing for compliments or anything like that. I just mean, well, I want to
know why you thought of me.
Devi:It's simple: I like you. I enjoy our talks, when you come visit me at the bookstore. I like
you for all those reasons people ask a person out for. There, I've said my thing, now I just hope
your thoughts run along those same lines. If not, then I'll just get awkward and leave quietly
after killing you.
They sit in silence for a moment...
Both:HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! and so on...
Nny:AAHHHH. Yeah. This is strange. What do I say? You are beautiful, I mean...God I'm so
completely happy, right now. You've made me happy.
Devi:Good, Then let's both be happy.
They lean in to each other and kiss for what seems like forever...
In Johnny's thoughts he hears Mr. Fuck.
"Happinesss? Beautiful happinessss. AHHHHH, yesss, so rare. So lovely like the beautiful stars
and the dreaming moon a rapturous alien sky after the oppressice shit-smear of clouds has broken;
true pleazzure ssmile and feel it!!"
yup that's what Mr. Fuck would say and then Mr. Eff would say something like...
"Mr. Fuck lies Johnny!No love, no happiness, no moon!! Nothing for you!! I speak the only truth!
untainted knowledge!listen to me...."
Johnny reached into his pocket.
Devi:Nny, WHat are you doing?
Nny: immortalizing the moment...
he pulled out his digital camera and took a picture of them together.
*Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive making-out and tongue action...*
(A/N: Hope you kiddies liked my version of this story.....R&R)
of all my homework and school junk....hope you people like it...)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Love is in the Air
Johnny and Devi were sitting above the town.
Devi:*sigh* It's so pretty when you're looking down on it.
Nny: Yes, it is. It's an amazing illusion.
Devi:Beautiful...Wanna go back to my place?
Nny:Yes.
At Devi's appartment...
Devi:I really enjoyed tonight, nny; Really. We should've done this sooner! Why didn't we do this
sooner? I mean, we've known each other for, what, about three months now? And this is the first
time we've ever, actually been out together! What would you have done if I had never asker you
out?
Nny:I would have bee happy just ot go to the book store and see you there.I always like doing
that.
Devi:But you have to admit;tonight was fun. The conversation, the movie, and that view! Looking
down on all the people who deserve to be looked down on. FUN!
Nny:Yeah, it was very nice;completely. I love Brazil: Gilliam is God. Um...Devi?
Devi:Yyess?
Nny:Why did you ask me out? Why did you want to go out with me?
Devi:What do you mean?
Nny:Well, I'm not fishing for compliments or anything like that. I just mean, well, I want to
know why you thought of me.
Devi:It's simple: I like you. I enjoy our talks, when you come visit me at the bookstore. I like
you for all those reasons people ask a person out for. There, I've said my thing, now I just hope
your thoughts run along those same lines. If not, then I'll just get awkward and leave quietly
after killing you.
They sit in silence for a moment...
Both:HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! and so on...
Nny:AAHHHH. Yeah. This is strange. What do I say? You are beautiful, I mean...God I'm so
completely happy, right now. You've made me happy.
Devi:Good, Then let's both be happy.
They lean in to each other and kiss for what seems like forever...
In Johnny's thoughts he hears Mr. Fuck.
"Happinesss? Beautiful happinessss. AHHHHH, yesss, so rare. So lovely like the beautiful stars
and the dreaming moon a rapturous alien sky after the oppressice shit-smear of clouds has broken;
true pleazzure ssmile and feel it!!"
yup that's what Mr. Fuck would say and then Mr. Eff would say something like...
"Mr. Fuck lies Johnny!No love, no happiness, no moon!! Nothing for you!! I speak the only truth!
untainted knowledge!listen to me...."
Johnny reached into his pocket.
Devi:Nny, WHat are you doing?
Nny: immortalizing the moment...
he pulled out his digital camera and took a picture of them together.
*Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive making-out and tongue action...*
(A/N: Hope you kiddies liked my version of this story.....R&R)