It was on a hot Monday afternoon that a female agent of ISIS— which stands for the International Secret Intelligence Service— whose name happens to be Lana Anthony Kane had walked into the office of the head of ISIS Malory Archer and said, "Malory, it is so freaking hot in here! Is someone coming to fix the air conditioner or not?", which made Malory roll her eyes, pour herself a glass of scotch and say, "As a matter of fact, Lana. I already called the repair guys and they said that they are on their way over."
"Well, they better get here soon. I just passed Cheryl and your son having a heated game of table tennis in the rec room and I do not think that…!", said Lana, only to have a suddenly shocked Malory drop her glass of scotch and yell out the word, "WHAT?!", before she charged out of her office with Lana in tow and into the rec room to find her son Sterling Malory Archer and her secretary Cheryl Tunt on the floor and naked.
"HOLY S—! Really, Malory! I could explain the whole thing!", said a shocked Cheryl with a ping pong paddle covering her breast and before Sterling placed his lips close to her ear and said, "No, Cheryl. You do not have to explain. I mean, does paradise really need an explanation?"
"Shut up, Archer! You are in enough trouble as it is!", growled an angry Lana before Malory placed a hand on her shoulder and said, "Trust me, Lana. The trouble that my son is in has only just begun!"
The next day, Malory had became true to her word because her own son was found naked and tightly tied to a mailbox with a sign that said, "I really am gay! Come over and suck my d—!"