A/N Hello again to all you lovely readers out there! Welcome back to everyone who read: 100 things Max Can't/Shouldn't do, or hola to those who are new. If you enjoy this story, you should really check out that one. Well, thanks to The Layman for the psych profile on Angel.

Disclaimer: I don't own Max Ride now, nor did I ever. I can never remember these, so this one serves for the whole story in case I forget later on.

Here goes: 100 things Angel isn't Allowed to do

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Items 1-10

1. Mind control Max into buying her lots of candy

2. Eat all the above candy at the same time

3. Leave the flock in the mall without someone watching her

4. Consider that someone to be a random stranger

5. Mind control Gazzy into slapping himself over and over

6. Force Iggy to cook pancakes for a week

7. Take over control of the flock:

Angel: All of you are now my minions! I control you all, you pitiful excuses for life!

Gazzy: Umm, since I'm your brother, can I be second in command?

Angel: Sure.

Gazzy: YES!

Iggy: Can I be your highnesses royal bomb maker?

Angel: Umm, Okay.

Nudge: And I'll be the royal phone answerer!

Fang: I suppose I could be the "royal" bodyguard.

Total: I call royal watchdog!

Angel: Yay! You all love me!

Max: Can I take control back?

Angel: You there, royal bodyguard, exterminate the threat!

Fang: Whatever.

Max: But Fang, I thought we had something special!

8. Go into a toy store with a credit card, cash, or a check book. Not that she needs it.

9. Enter a toy store unsupervised. See above.

10. Call Total: "doggy."

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The next update will come whenever I have time. I know some people are already on break, but not me!

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