I have no ideas for Patience and Aka Mugen! So when you think to yourself, "man I wish some of the characters would just appear and help me", you seem to get an idea! So I was sitting there pondering about it and I was like, "hey what if they just appeared and a bunch of crazy things happened in the real world. Or maybe, I was dragged into the anime world." The result, Mello's crazy and insane antics on writing a story on anime characters appearing in the real world. I also got this idea whilst reading 1Skadu3's story "Why me", which is a very interesting story from her point of view about the Akatsuki appearing in her parents bathroom. At least I think it's from her point of view XD. Well anyway, I got an idea relatively close to hers. And if you think, "that's stupid if it's close to hers then why are we reading this when we can read hers?" Well then go ahead, I recommend it anyway! Anyway enjoy! ~ MelloMusic

Bold: Emphasis, Zetsu's black half, me accidentally hitting the bold button instead of something else.

Italics: Thoughts and over the phone conversation!

Underline: Under... Lining things? I think I use it only for a -

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto! But I do own me, I always seem to own me. And if anyone else owns me... Well that's just strange, you should buy someone else.

This doesn't happen to just anyone, does it?

Chapter One

I walked silently home from school, book-bag hanging over one shoulder and hands in the pockets of my navy blue skinny jeans. Oh the joy oh leaving school, especially on a weekend where I could just relax and not deal with anything except for how much food I eat and how much time I waste watching anime reruns on the computer and (A/N: I used it!)the television.

I turned walking up the path to my front door. I slipped off my shoes and put my key into the lock, turning and checking behind me. I could have sworn I felt like someone was following me home. It seemed like that was another thing I would have to deal with this weekend. It just felt so odd walking home and feeling like someone was there and behind you.

I shrugged it off and opened the door to my house, closing it quietly behind me and then locking it once more. I silently tiptoed my way upstairs and into my room, the first door at the top of the stairs. I entered, dropping my backpack on the floor and walking over to my bed, grabbing the remote and plopping down, looking at the TV and clicking it on.

I had been watching the Naruto movie, Ninja Clash in the Land Of Snow, great movie. I really liked the ending. But alas I hadn't gotten there yet. I let the movie play in the background while I turned my computer screen on, a picture of my favorite Akatsuki member, Sasori, appeared on the screen.

I sighed, poking the screen. It would be awesome if they were real. Not just Sasori but the whole Akatsuki. It would be so cool, getting to know them in such. I clicked on the Internet waiting as it loaded on my old computer when I heard someone walking up the stairs. I listened carefully for voices or something but there was nothing so I called out to the only other person who could possibly be in the house, "mom?!"

I waited no answer came.

Curious, I stood up and walked over to the door and slowly cracked it open a bit. I didn't see anything so I opened it more and what I saw, I never expected to see.

All of the Akatsuki members stood in front of me. They all looked at me with a bored gaze and I looked back wide-eyed. I had no reaction at first but it soon came after the widening of the eyes. I let out a piercing scream, slammed the door in their faces, and pulled out my cell-phone to call my friend all in one move.

I dialed her number quickly and then retreated to my closet. Shutting the door behind me and looking out the slits of the door. My friend answered the phone.

"Hello?"

"Matt."

"Yes Mello?"

"The Akatsuki are in my house."

"Mello! You met another group of cosplayers on the street and brought them home didn't you! I told you not to do that."

"But they didn't look like cosplayers Matt!"

There was a sigh and then she answered, "you always overreact. You should at least check."

I let out a breath and then nodded. She was right, I could at least check. I opened the closet slightly and I heard two words that sent me back into the closet, "Shinra Tensei." My door was blasted into my room and the Akatsuki entered.

I breathed into the phone.

"Matt, get over here now", I was whispering now. She sighed and then replied, "Hold out until I do." Then the line went dead. She ended the call. I shut the phone quietly and tried to get farther into my small closet with now success. They would find me soon enough and then it was all up to my friend Matt. If she even decided to come and help that is.

I shut my eyes tight and hoped I wouldn't be found, that could be problematic.

XxXxXxXxX

Somehow I had fallen asleep, because when I woke up I was sitting in a chair in my living room, actually tied to the chair and in the chair next to me my friend Matt was as well. Just great, what else would I expect?

Matt was wearing baggy black trip pants and a, "System Of A Down", shirt. Her shoulder length dark brown hair messed up, as if I had woken her when I called and she just rolled out of bed and came over.

I looked around through my blue optics to see no one was in the room but us. I let out a sigh of relief.

"Matt", I whispered. She turned her gaze hard and annoyed.

"What?" She was glaring at me now and I shrunk a bit.

"W-Why are we tied up?"

"You would know!"

I recoiled as she began shouting at me. Oh god, I thought. The ranting is starting. And when Matt started ranting, I always ended up breaking down mentally. I hoped she wouldn't be too annoying with this.

"Let's see why are we tied up? Oh I know! So you see, you called me from here when I was peacefully sleeping at home. Me, being the good friend woke up for you to answer the phone. Which I should have just ignored anyway. So I get up and come help you, expecting it to be just some cosplayers and I could scare them away with a butter knife from your kitchen! But no, I walk into your room get paper attacked by millions of paper butterflies and open my eyes to see I'm tied up to a chair in your living room. Not long after that orange haired, piercing boy came downstairs carrying you over his shoulder, dropped you in the chair and had your favorite red head tie you there! Mello, if it weren't for you I would be at home watching Death Note, eating cheese doodles and playing Left 4 Dead."

I smiled to myself and she glared, "what?" I laughed.

"Sasori tied me to the chair and Pein carried me down here. It's like heaven! A very twisted and odd heaven!" I knew that if there were not ropes binding my friends hands she would have face palmed, but since she couldn't she settled for letting her head droop.

Right as she did so, Pein entered the room followed by the other Akatsuki. I shifted nervously in my seat; they were awesome criminals in the show and not dangerous too real people but in the real world.... They were uhm, still criminals minus the not dangerous part too real people. So in short, this was a BAD situation.

"We have tied you up to ask you some questions. If you give us an answer we do not like we won't hesitate to kill you", he said unemotionally. Deidara already had his hands in his bag where he kept the clay. I gulped. They would blow up the house if we gave an answer they didn't like? I wanted to whine like a little kid.

"We are staying here", Pein stated. "We are not familiar with this place and it seems to us that you know who we are fairly well... At least the blond does." I scrunched up my nose in annoyance.

"Hey that's not my- Eeep!" I was glared at so harshly I recoiled deeper into the chair; hoping the ropes would make me disappear or the chair would absorb me.

'But there doesn't seem to be enough space here for all of us", he finished. I turned my head to see Matt's hand raised. I rolled my eyes and then I realized that her hand was free. I did a double take. How did she get out? As I thought I realized she had said something about the butter knife but I doubted... I slowly glanced down at the floor the sliver object on the floor just below.

I really hoped nothing bad came of this, yet when I looked at the Akatsuki members they seemed amused.

"Yes?" Pein questioned her. Matt cleared her throat.

"I don't live here. There's room at my place!"

"You're offering your place to S-class criminals", I hissed at her. She turned around and smiled, "I don't read Naruto as much as you do! I barely know these people, so I might as well." I would have face palmed if I weren't once again reminded that I was tied up.

"We don't disagree", I said with a sigh looking at Deidara's hand as the mouth chewed the clay. "I don't want my house being blown up and if you guys are staying here, you wouldn't want that either." Deidara scowled and he put his hand back in the clay pouch.

XxXxXxXxX

With that I ended up staying with Pein, Konan, Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori. All awesome members of Akatsuki that I really enjoyed. Except Tobi freaked me out a bit with the whole, am actually Madara thing but I have a split personality. I just hoped he kept the personality bubbly and didn't go evil and attack me.

Oh boy, I really hoped not. But Matt ended up taking Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Itachi, and Kisame. I had to laugh because I got the only girl in the group with me and she had to hang out with all the guys. Hidan with the bad mouth, Kakuzu with the money obsession, Zetsu... I worry now for my friend, Itachi the quiet and confusing one, and Kisame well; he's just a tad bit fishy.

Another odd thing was that since I was staying with my favorite members, I couldn't stop looking at them! I swear I must have crashed into a few of them a couple of times, which is how I figured out that Sasori turned human in our world since he gave an audible "ouch" when I crashed into him. And when I say audible I mean he basically growled at me. So I inched away, slowly and hesitantly, looking back to make sure I wouldn't be attacked in his annoyance.

Another time I had smacked a door in someone's face when they caught me off guard, that someone Shinra Tensei'd that door. It seemed that it was going to be a habit if a door was slammed in his face.

After the craziness settled down I went to my room, which now had no door and lay down on my bed, looking at the white ceiling. I pulled my cell phone out of my pocket and saw that there was a new text from my mom, I'll be gone for a few days because of work. Take care of the house while I'm gone. Love you, be good.

My eye twitched, this couldn't have been planned, could it? Maybe I was in one of those reality TV shows and I was going to be told in the end!

I looked around my room to see my theory proven wrong.

Oh god, I thought. I should of just let Deidara blow up the house.

So there you have it, poor Mello is going to have to deal with living with five members of the Akatsuki (why am I complaining? I'm the main character? And I love the Akatsuki!) who won't take a second to think twice about blowing the house to pieces. Oh joy! This will be fun!

Matt-chan [H]: Am I going to be in all your new stories?

Me: Yes, so deal with it!

Matt-chan [H]: TT__TT

Me: Make sure to REVIEW!