Because so many have requested it, here is the first chapter of bloopers, outtakes and back stage hijinks from the film SECRET OF THE WINGS. Milarion fans rejoice, I guarantee some scenes with Clarion and Milori will appear throughout. I hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: Tinker Bell, Disney Fairies and all associated characters and content are the property of The Walt Disney Company, the character of Tinker Bell originated by J. M. Barrie. This fan fiction is not intended for profit or monetary gain and exists solely for the purpose of fan entertainment.
Opening
Terence delivers a bag of Pixie Dust to Tinker Bell. She catches the bag and waves coyly to Terence. She sprinkles some of the dust on herself and flies off to work carrying a lost thing she crafted and which is modelled on a human fishing rod and reel.
The camera tracks her flight.
As she flies off through the forest canopy Tinker Bell turns and looks over her shoulder wistfully at Terence while he continues on his delivery route. She sighs… and then the camera man runs smack into a tree. The camera shot shows it tumble through the branches before landing with crunch on the ground below. The camera operator follows a second later.
Cameraman: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAHH-OOF!
Director Peggy Holmes (off camera): MEDIC!
Cameraman (in a weak voice): Is my leg supposed to bend that way?
The Grass Bundle
Take 1:
Tinker Bell lowers the rope from her lost thing into the mouse cart to retrieve the final bundle of grass for the winter baskets. She reels it in but instead of the bundle, Silvermist is at the end of the line and is flailing about like a hooked fish.
Tinker Bell bursts out laughing.
Silvermist (giggling): Gotcha!
Tinker Bell: Yep. You got me real good, Sil.
Take 2:
Tinker Bell lowers the rope from her lost thing into the mouse cart to retrieve the final bundle of grass for the winter baskets. She reels it in but instead of the bundle, Terence is standing on the end of the rope wearing absolutely nothing except his acorn hat and a strategically placed fig leaf.
Fairy Mary and the other tinkers avert their eyes.
Fairy Mary (more amused than angry): Terence, shame on you.
Tinker Bell (blushing and clearly embarrassed): Ahhh! Terence! What are you doing?
Terence starts to flex his muscles a bit.
Terence: Just showing off for my favorite girl..., so I'll get a bigger part in this movie.
Vidia (off camera): That fig leaf is looking kind of small, Terence. Not much to show off so I guess you're stuck with a cameo.
Tinker Bell: Hey!
Tinker Bell drops her lost thing to chase down Vidia. Terence falls back into the cart, but his fig leaf falls elsewhere. Everyone turns away as a now naked Terence tries to sit up in the cart. He grabs his acorn hat, places it strategically over his er..., sparrow man parts and flits his way out of the Tinker's Nook and off camera while Tinker Bell chases Vidia around the Nook screaming obscenities at the flyer and shaking her fists in disgust.
Director Peggy Holmes (groaning): This is going to be one of those movies, isn't it?
Bobble and Clank with the Basket
Bobble and Clank are weaving the leaves into the baskets which they will send into the Winter Woods via the snow owls. However, Clank has accidentally woven Bobble's hands into the basket.
Bobble: Clankie? What have you done?
Clank: Sorry, Bobble.
They try to remove Bobble's hands from the basket, but it starts to move up the conveyer with Bobble still stuck.
Bobble: Clank. Help! Help! Get me off this crazy thing!
Clank: I'm trying, Bobble. But we did too good a job on the baskets.
Warbling sounds can be heard in the distance.
Clank (with great astonishment and awe): Oh, look, Bobble. The snowy owls.
Bobble (terrified): WHAT!? CLANK! HURRY! HURRY!
An owl dives down and grabs one of the baskets off the conveyer tower.
Clank: Did you see that? They just swoop in and pick up the baskets without slowing down. Then straight off to the Winter Woods they go. Isn't that fascinating?
Bobble: Yes, Clank, that is quite fascinating. NOW GET ME OUT OF THIS BASKET BEFORE I END UP IN THE WINTER WOODS AND FREEZE MY ACORNS OFF!
Clank tries to pull Bobble out of the basket, but can't and the basket is swooped up and away by one of the owls.
Bobble (screaming): HELP! HEEELP!
Clank: Have fun, Bobble. Bring me a snow cone. Cherry flavor.
Director Peggy Holmes: Someone please turn around the snow owls and rescue Bobble before he screams himself hoarse. (Under her breath) Bradley* was right, these fairies are nuts.
*Note: That would be Bradley Raymond, director of the first three TINKER BELL films.
Tinker Bell and the Bunny at the Border
Take 3:
Tinker Bell has roped one of the bunnies and is helping Fawn bring it to the border in the Autumn Forest. She is slammed into the side of the hill and dragged around until her dress is torn off by the friction.
Tinker Bell: AHH!
Director Peggy Holmes: TURN OFF THE CAMERA! TURN OFF TH- (recording ends)
Take 5:
Tinker Bell has roped one of the bunnies and is helping Fawn bring it to the border in the Autumn Forest.
Tinker Bell: Whoa, Hoppy! Heel! Heel!
The bunny stops suddenly near the border. Tinker Bell, instead of landing atop the bunny safely as scripted, shoots straight into the poor animals bum.
Tinker Bell (her head stuck inside the bunny's butt): Help! Help! Get me out of here!
The bunny, unhappy with the current situation, starts bounding and bouncing around trying to dislodge the tinker fairy from its backside.
Fawn, Rosetta, Vidia, Iridessa and Silvermist rush to pull them apart. Fawn and Silvermist grab the bunny from the front while Vidia, Rosetta and Iridessa take hold of Tinker Bell and pull her away. Finally Tinker Bell's head pops out and she and her rescuers tumble to the ground. Tinker Bell looks horror stricken and is shaking like a leaf.
Rosetta: Tink? Sugarplumb, are you okay?
Tinker Bell (spits out bunny poop and then, whimpering): I never… want to go there… again.
Fawn (to the bunny): Aww! Poor thing. Don't worry, everything's fine, Fawn is here.
Vidia: Wow, Tinker Bell, you have just gone where no fairy has gone before.
The other fairies scowl at Vidia.
Vidia: What?
Tinker Bell: I just want to go to my home and cry… for a year.
Fawn: Oh, Tink. The bunny wants to know if you saw anything he should be worried about while you were in there. Y'know, so he can see his doctor before it's too late.
Tinker Bell (incredulous) (in a slight and high pitched voice): Huhn?!
Tinker Bell Crosses the Border
Take 1:
When the last bunny finally crosses into the Winter Woods, Fawn finds herself occupied with a sloth that has fallen asleep on the autumn side of the border. Tinker Bell, fascinated by the mysterious land that lies on the other side of the tree root bridge, steps across into the winter wonderland.
She slips on the snow and falls on her bum.
Tinker Bell: Oof! (laughing) I'm okay.
Take 2:
When the last bunny finally crosses into the Winter Woods, Fawn finds herself occupied with a sloth that has fallen asleep on the autumn side of the border. Tinker Bell, fascinated by the mysterious land that lies on the other side of the tree root bridge, steps across into the winter wonderland.
She slips on the snow and falls off the bridge onto the ice below.
Tinker Bell: Whoa! Oof!
Periwinkle comes running out of the Winter Woods and looks down into the crevice where Tink has fallen.
Periwinkle: Tink, are you alright?
Tinker Bell (mumbling) Doe, by tonkgue ith thtuck thoo dee eyeth. (Translation: No, my tongue is stuck to the ice.)
Periwinkle: What?
Tinker Bell: By tonkgue ith thtuck thoo dee eyeth.
Periwinkle: What? Say it again!
Tinker Bell: BY TONKGUE ITH THTUCK THO DEE EYETH!
Periwinkle: I can't understand you, I think your tongue is stuck to the ice.
Tinker Bell: Aughth!
Takes 3 -5:
Tinker Bell slips on the ice each time. First she lands face down on the ice. Then she lands on her wings. Then after that she slips down the side of the root bridge, scrambles to keep from falling and then finally lands on the ice below again.
Tinker Bell (exasperated): This is getting old real fast.
Take 6:
When the last bunny finally crosses into the Winter Woods, Fawn finds herself occupied with a sloth that has fallen asleep on the autumn side of the border. Tinker Bell, fascinated by the mysterious land that lies on the other side of the tree root bridge, steps across into the winter wonderland.
Her wings begin to glow. She is awestruck by the amazing sight.
Fawn (from across the border): Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell doesn't hear her.
Fawn (from across the border): Tink!
Tinker Bell is roped by Fawn and yanked unceremoniously back across the border to the autumn side. Fawn then grabs Tinker Bell's arms and legs and in a flash ties them up.
Fawn (stands, throws her arms up in the air and yells): Yahoo! I'm the calf roping champion of Pixie Hollow.
Tinker Bell: Augh! Not this again.
Between Scenes
Lord Milori is sitting in his chair waiting for the next scene to be staged for filming. He is studying his script when Queen Clarion, a cameraman and a second unit director approach. They are filming some bits that will included as extras on the DVD and Blu-Ray.
Queen Clarion: Milori, dear, Tinker Bell has so many fans and I'm sure they would like to get to know you. Why don't you introduce yourself and say something to them?
Lord Milori (with a cheeky smile): Milori. Lord Milori. And I have a license to chill.
Queen Clarion (laughing): Is that all?
Lord Milori (grabs Queen Clarion, sits her on his lap and wraps his arms around her): Unless it's with my beautiful wife, the queen. Then I have a license to thrill.
Queen Clarion: Milori, no. (She playfully swats him across the shoulder) This is for children.
Second Unit Director: Cut!
Okay folks, that is Chapter 1. Please tell me what you think. And yes, there will be a few more Clarion / Milori scenes later on.