This is my first fanfiction starring Beavis and Butt-Head, so I hope you don't criticize it harshly if you don't like it. Story and plot created by me; Beavis and Butt-Head created by Mike Judge.
Skinny Dippin'
Chapter 1 - Before Doing It
It was a typical day in the town of Highland. Beavis and Butt-Head were spending the day at home watching random shows on TV. They've been watching TV ever since they woke up, and it's pretty much the only thing they always do whenever they're not at school or working at Burger World. Butt-Head had the remote and was changing channels until he and Beavis saw something that they liked. So far, there was nothing on for them to enjoy...
"This sucks. There's nothing good on TV to watch today."
"Yeah! Why do they always show crap like this in the middle of the day?"
"I don't know, Beavis. I think its because the people who show this crap don't want us to watch it."
"Really? Heh heh heh heh heh... I guess it must be working then."
Butt-Head kept on changing channels until they saw a movie on TV. It showed two men taking off their clothes and getting into a lake to go skinny-dipping. Beavis remarked...
"Damn it, we don't wanna see some dudes getting naked! What kinda show is this?"
"I don't know, Beavis, but I think it's starting to suck."
But before Butt-Head was about to change it, they then saw two women appear and take their clothes off before getting into the lake with the men.
"Whoa! This show's starting to kick ass! Huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Naked chicks rule! Heh heh heh heh heh... Boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oi-oing!"
They continued watching the movie on TV until it was over. After watching it, Butt-Head had an idea...
"Hey, Beavis. I've just got an idea of how to score. Huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Really? Heh heh heh heh heh... What?"
"We should, like, do what those guys on TV did and swim in a lake all naked and stuff."
"No way! I'm not going to get naked with you!"
"Chill out, Beavis; we'll do it so that way, when chicks see us swimming, they'll get naked too and join us as well. Then we can finally score. Huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Hey, yeah! That's a great idea, Butt-Head! Heh heh heh heh heh... Why haven't I thought of that before?"
"Because, Beavis, you're too much of a butt-knocker to do so. Huh huh huh huh huh..."
"Don't call me 'butt-knocker', you fart-knocker!"
"Okay, butt-munch. We'll wait until dark before we can leave, so that way people won't see us when we're in the lake."
"But what about the chicks? If we don't want people to see us, how will the chicks be able to see us as well?"
Butt-Head slaps Beavis across the face.
"You dill-weed! I'm talking about the people we DON'T want to see us; it shouldn't be too dark for chicks to see us in the lake."
"Oh, yeah. Heh heh heh heh heh... Still, it's a cool idea, Butt-Head."
"Yeah. Let's watch TV until it's dark enough outside to leave."
And so, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to continue watching TV until it's dark outside. Unknown to them, some particularly dark clouds might be floating by when they're ready to leave...
TO BE CONTINUED...