A/N: I'm back. Gee, its been awhile, hasn't it. Today I bring you...that's right folks, a Rocky Horror/Les Miz crossover. The characters of Les Miz preforming Rocky in all its voyeuristic splendor. Who will get what part? Who will want to murder/arrest the director (me)? And the question on all of our minds; Who will we get to see in corsets and garters? Stay tuned to find out.

(The various Mizzies are assembled in a large auditorium. They are impatiently waiting for the director to show up. Eventually she does. Kat enters.)

Kat: Hoopla Mizzies!

Enjolras: Hoopla? What language is that?

Kat: Rockyish. I welcome you all to the auditorium which I have added to my basement when my mother was taking naps.

Valjean: May I ask what we're doing here?

Kat: You may.

(Silence.)

Valjean: Well?

Kat: I was waiting for you to ask.

Valjean: Oh...What are we doing here?

Kat: You are all going to preform a version of The Rocky Horror Show.

Gavroche: What the hell is that?

Cosette: Daddy, that boy swore. We must save him.

Kat: This isn't the place to be saving anyone.

Cosette: What do you mean?

Kat: Let's just say that people stand outside theaters protesting this play because its "sinful".

Valjean: If its sinful, than why do people watch it.

Kat: Because its sinful.

Valjean: There are people who enjoy sinning?

Kat: Yes.

(This is confusing many of our Mizzie friends)

Kat: (sighs) When I call your name you answer and I'll give you your role. Javert.

Javert: Here.

Kat: You'll be playing Frank N. Furter. (Eponine bursts out laughing)

Javert: What?

Eponine: Nothing...nothing at all. (Continues to laugh)

Kat: May I continue? (Eponine nods) Good. Cosette?

Cosette: (angelically) Yes?

Kat: You'll be playing Janet Weiss.

Cosette: Is she a good, pure Christian?

Kat:...Um...yes...Marius?(no answer) Marius? (Still no answer. Kat goes to erase his name off of the cast list.)

Laigle: (Falsetto) Here.

Kat: Why are you using a falsetto?

Laigle: I don't know.

Marius: Sorry I'm late. I got into an argument with my shoelace.

Kat: Not going to ask. You'll be playing Brad Majors.

Eponine: No fair! I want to play Janet!

Marius: Do I get to work with Cosette?

Kat: Well...yeah, but you're not the only one.

Marius: What do you mean?

Kat: Nothing. (Clears throat.) Gavroche?

Gavroche: 'Ere.

Kat: You'll be playing Riff Raff.

Gavroche: What do I get to do?

Kat: Lurk and shoot people with lasers.

Gavroche: I can do that!

Kat: I'm sure you can. Eponine.

Eponine: Yes.

Kat: You'll be Magenta.

Eponine: EEW! Riff's being played by my brother! Did you realize that?

Kat: Yes. I did that on purpose.

Eponine: Sicko.

Kat: I love my job. Fantine?

Fantine: Yes?

Kat: You'll be playing Columbia.

Fantine: Please tell me I get to dress modestly. I've had enough of indecency.

Kat: You're all going to hate me. Jean Valjean?

Valjean: Here.

Kat: You'll be playing Dr. Everett Scott.

Valjean: A doctor. That's respectable.

Kat. Yup. Enjolras?

Enjolras: Yes.

Kat: You'll be playing Rocky Horror.

Enjolras: The title character?

Grantaire: Typical.

Kat: You'll enjoy this R, you'll get to see Enjolras wearing next to nothing.

Enjolras: WHAT?

Kat: Oh, nothing. Grantiare?

Grantaire: You know I'm here, you were just talking to me.

Kat: Are you here or not?

Grantaire: Here.

Kat: You'll be playing Eddie. Thenardier?

Thenardier: What?

Kat: You'll be playing the one character who does nothing questionable, the Criminologist.

Thenardier: That's a very big word.

Kat: You'll be okay. The rest of you-

Javert: WAIT! What do you mean "the only character who does nothing questionable"?

Kat: You're an intelligent man. Figure it out. As I was saying, the rest of you are wedding guests and Transylvanians.

Montparnasse: But we're French.

Kat: Big hand for 'Parnasse everyone. He knows his nationality!

A/N: End first chapter. How did you like it? Looking forward to the upcoming madness? Well review and I may update.