by lunatyme
Disclaimer: No ownership, no money, no responsibility. Please don't sue.
Author's Notes
I think this is funny. It might not be as good as i started out with cause i let someone read the rough draft last period and i didn't get it back. And yes, there is a point to this story. Or is there? Enjoy please r&r.
All was quiet in the boys dormitories in Gryffindor Tower. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...
"Hey Fred."
"Yeah, George?"
"Can I be Fred today?"
"But I want to be Fred!"
"You've been Fred for a while, don't be such a selfish prat."
"Yeah, Fred, listen to your brother. Don't you think that maybe other people might want to be Fred?"
"Lee? Is that you?"
"No, it's Barney the Purple Dinosaur, of course it's me! Why don't you ever let me be Fred?"
"You want to be Fred, too?!"
"I didn't know being Fred was so bloody popular, Fred."
"Justin?! What are you doing here, you're not even in Gryffindor!"
"What, so now I'm not good enough for you?"
"No, no, that's not what he meant. What are you doing here, though?"
"Well, George, isn't it obvious? I want to be Fred, too." At this, Fred put his head in his hands and groaned.
"You can't be Fred, I want to be Fred!"
"Hey, I asked first."
"I came all the way from my tower!" and so on. Finally, Fred had had enough.
"That's it! YOU CAN'T BE FRED! I AM FRED!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Then a new voice joined the discussion.
"Much as I enjoy hearing you state the obvious, I beleive most of us would appreciate it if you kept your voice down while the rest of your house tries to get some sleep. As for you, Mr. Finch-Fletchley, 20 points from Hufflepuff and back to Hufflepuff dorms."
"Gee, Prof. M., we're really sorry." chorused the twins innocently. Professor McGonagall turned to follow Justin out of Gryffindor Tower. Just before closing the door, she looked back with this startling announcement.
"Don't call me Prof. M., Call me Fred!"