Isabeau

Part 1

Scene 1

Phineas and Ferb are sitting on their regular spot, under the tree.

the title appears in the screen in the same white letters as always:"Isabeau"

Phineas: Well Ferb, what should we do today?

Isabeau: Watcha Doin', if I may ask you?

Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella, we...

Phineas looks up, and sees that the girl isn't Isabella.

Isabeau: My name isn't Isabella, it's Isabeau.

Isabeau is a girl which looks very alike Isabella.

Instead of a pink dress, she wears blue, her eyes are brown, not blue like Isabella's, her skin color is a little lighter and she doesn't have a bow.

but other than that, she's like a copy of Isabella.

Isabeau: I just moved in next door.

Phineas: Isn't it a little rude to walk into someones' garden without permission?

Isabeau: Is it? I mean, yes, yes it is.

Phineas: Well, I'm Phineas, and this is Ferb.

Isabeau: Nice to meet you, Phineas, strange name actually, Phineas...

Isabeau: And so is Ferb. Where does your name come from?

Ferb: It's short for...

Isabella: Watcha Doin'? (she just walked in)

Isabella: Who is she?

Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella, this is I...

Isabeau: I can introduce myself, thank you...

Isabeau: I am Isabeau, nice to meet you.

Phineas: She just moved in in the house next to us.

Phineas: Isabeau, we kinda do big things everyday.

Phineas: Because you're new in the street, we let you decide what we will do today.

Isabella looks very jealous.

Isabeau: Oh, uhhh... What kind of stuff do you do?

Phineas: You know, big things, like building Rollercoasters, and teleporters...

Isabeau: I don't believe you. Can you build a ferris wheel?

Phineas: Sure. Ferb...

Isabella: This is kinda like 'his line'.

Phineas: I know what we're gonna do today!

Isabeau: Didn't you have a pet here, a second ago?

Phineas: Yeah, you're right. Where's Perry?

Scene 2

Perry opens a hatch in his beavertail and grabs an egg out of it.

He throws the egg on the ground, breaking it.

A giant cloud of steam comes out and when it goes away, Perry is gone.

In his lair, an egg falls on his chair.

It breaks and steam comes out. When the steam is gone, Perry is sitting on his chair.

On the screen you can see Monogram and Carl waltzing.

Monogram sees Perry.

MM: Oh, uhh... Agent P.

MM: My wife thinks I should learn how to dance, and I couldn't find a cheap teacher, so...

MM: Well, Carl is free...

MM: Anyway...

MM: Doofenshmirtz has bought a lot of mechanical parts.

MM: It looks like he's building robots!

MM: Go to him and put a stop to him! (salutes)

Perry salutes back and runs away.

MM: So, where were we?

Scene 3

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!

Perry flies onto Heinz' balcony.

Heinz: Perry the Platypus, what a complete surprise!

Heinz: And with complete, I mean completely UNcomplete!

Heinz: I always wanted to say that... And I think self-deprecating is good.

Heinz: But now about my plan.

Heinz: I've made androids! I'll show you.

Heinz: Have a look through this telescope.

Perry looks through the telescope and sees a man watering the plants in his garden.

Perry tries to get his eyes off the telescope, but he can't

Heinz: Haha! You are trapped! I've put superglue on that thing!

Heinz: But, well, what you're looking at is one of my Nice-People-Who-Become-Evil-Inators.

Heinz: Also known as the N.P.W.B.E.I.'s.

Heinz: I made three of them. I don't know where the third went, but I suppose she's doing evil, so I'm good.

Heinz: Not in the sense that I'm on the good side, don't get me wrong, I'm evil.

Heinz: But I'm good in the sense that I'm happy.

Heinz: Not that I'm so happy about me not seeing her. but...

Heinz: Oh, never mind...

Heinz: Could you turn around please, I need you to behold.

Perry turns around, now he's standing on the edge of the balcony and is looking through the telescope at Heinz.

Heinz: Behold! The Nice-People-Who-Become-Evil-Inator-Remote-Control!

Heinz: I haven't really thought up 'bout a short name for this one yet...

Heinz: But anyway, each time I push this button, my inators will do something evil.

Heinz: Watch!

Heinz pushes the button and Perry sees through the telescope that the man watering the plants sprays a random guy completely wet.

Heinz: I know! Brilliant!

Scene 4

Back in P&F's backyard, Baljeet and Buford have joined the gang

Baljeet (to Isabeau): Do you know you look a lot like Isabella?...

Phineas: Can I have your attention, please?

Phineas: I need an assistant with my work in the east section, any volunteers?

Isabeau puts up her hand.

Isabeau: I'd lo...

Isabella jumps in front of her.

Isabella: I'd love to, Phineas!

Phineas: All right, walk along

Isabeaus eyes become red and she pulls Isabella's bow.

Isabella: Why'd you do that?

Isabeau(eyes are normal again): What?

Isabella: You almost pulled my bow out!

Phineas: Calm down, calm down! I'm sure it wasn't on purpose...

Phineas: You know what? Isabeau, why won't you help me, then we can let Isabella cool off for a moment.

Isabella: That girls evil!

Isabella starts singing a song. Meanwhile Isabeau is doing a lot of evil stuff and P&F are building the ferris wheel.

Why won't he believe me?

I'm telling the truth!

He doesn't agree wi'me!

He still wants more prove!

I know she's evíl!

She isn't very nice.

I know she's evíl!

But no-ones taking my advice.

I know she's evíl!

I'm sure that she is lying.

I know she's evil!

She almost makes me cryin'!

I'd wish he would listen!

I'd wish that he knew!

She should be in prison!

He ain't got a clue!

I know she's evíl!

But I don't know why.

I know she's evíl!

wait for the next lie.

I know she's evíl!

but I don't have prove.

I know she's evíl!

I'm telling the truuu-uuu-uuth!

End of part 1

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