Here's my lastest fic, Roast Rat which is just a parody of Kill Bill only with Harry Potter people and situations. I wrote this prologue like a year ago and I think it's quite a good telling of the Lilly and James death scene and since J.K. never really told it, I've always wanted to write it myself (yeah I noe kinda weird…), so here it is, I'm done blabbing

Disclaimer- I don't own Harry Potter or Kill Bill some other people do…

Roast Rat

Vol. 1 Prologue

15 years ago

The woman was dead. The shot to her stomach would've killed her on the spot. The man was pinned to the wall. A hooded man stood in front of him

"Fuck you rat!" the man said breathing heavy and fast.

"James, we don't have to kill you. You're a pure blood. You can still live, just admit your sins and give service to the Dark Lord."

"What sins? You've killed Lilly, you bloody rat! That's the only fuckin' sin I see here!"

"That wasn't me, it was the Dark Lord himself and it is no sin to kill a mud-blood. Fucking one is and having a child with one, that's worse."

"Got to hell Peter!" the pinned man screamed.

"I don't think you understand how generous the Dark Lord is being to you."

Another man approached the one pinned to the wall.

"James, the Dark Lord now stands in front of you. Now admit what you've done and pledge service to him."

The man pinned to the wall spit into the rat's face. "Fuck you and your lord!" he yelled and the Dark Lord cast the killing curse. The pinned man's head fell and he stirred no more.

"Damnit James! You could've lived!"

"Quiet, there are still two lives to be taken. It seems the woman wasn't as dead as was thought."

The spot where she fell had a puddle of fresh blood and there was a trail of blood on the floor leading into another room. The two followed the blood and it lead into a nursery. The woman was crouched against the crib, she was too weak to stand.

"Please don't kill our son, don't kill Harry! Take me instead!"

"What use is your life to the Dark Lord? You are a filthy mud-blood, your life means nothing" the hooded man responded.

The woman began to stand using the crib for support. "I beg you, don't kill my son. Kill me instead."

"I do not bargain with filthy shit. It is even a sin that you should see me. Therefore I shall take your eyes and then kill you both" the Dark Lord said finalizing his actions.

"No! Please! I beg you!" The woman cried. She felt a pressure build behind her eyes and then immense pain as her eyes rushed out of their sockets to fall on the floor. She fell backwards onto the crib. The baby started crying. "Harry…" she whispered softly, "I love you…" Hands grabbed her and threw her to the floor. The Dark Lord uttered another killing curse and she died instantly.

"Now to kill the child, the prophesized one…" the Dark Lord said and then cast the killing curse a final time as that right after it was spoken it backfired. Now the Dark lord was dead on the floor. Shocked beyond belief, the rat grabbed his lord's body and evaporated from the scene. Outside the house one could faintly hear a baby crying.

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