True, true.
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z or this commercial.
A/N: Another spur of the moment thing. I was watching the commercial for Bud and this just popped into my head.
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"Chi-Chi?" Goku called out into his home expecting his wife to return the call but she didn't. Goku looked around for Chi-Chi but couldn't find her. He went to the fridge hoping to find some food to hold him over until she came back and he found a note on the fridge that read:
Goku honey, I've just gone to the store to buy some more food. Give me a couple of hours and I'll be back.
Chi-Chi.
It took Goku a while to read the letter, reading wasn't exactly his forte, but when it sunk in a look of dread crossed his face.
"A couple of HOURS!!!!" He screamed to no one in particular. "I'M GONNA STARVE!!" He screamed. If he took the time to think about it there was plenty of food in the fridge but because of the panic from the note he forgot all about it. He went upstairs into Gohan's former room, which was now Trunks and Goten's 'hang out' room. He looked for something to preoccupy himself with. He lifted up a sheet that was covering a TV. He turned it on and flipped through the channels.
"Gee, we don't have this many channels on the downstairs TV." Goku said to himself. He didn't know that the two demi Saiya-Jins had hooked up an illegal cable system. He kept on flipping through until a commercial caught his eye.
"Hey man, whatcha doing?" One man asked.
"Nothing, just watching the game drinking a Bud." The man on the other line of the phone asked.
"True, true." The man says. Another guy gets on the extension and starts screaming.
"WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" Goku blinked at the screen and then started howling with laughter. Every time someone yelled 'wassup' Goku joined in.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" Screamed the guys on the screen.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" screamed Goku. The commercial finished and Goku got a devilish smile on his face as he thought of a little practical joke he could play on his friends.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! That would be hilarious!" Goku said to himself as he put two fingers to his head and teleported away.
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Vegeta was in the Gravity Room. He was busy training hard trying to surpass Goku and reach SSJ 3. He had been training hard and was already powered up to SSJ 2. He decided to meditate and gather his entire chi and that would push him to SSJ 3. He levitated into the air and sat cross-legged and folded his arms Vegeta style. He concentrated hard and almost had it.
**That's it!! I've almost got it!! Haha! Eat your heart out Kakarrot!!** Vegeta thought to himself smugly. Unbeknownst to Vegeta, Goku had teleported right behind him. Vegeta couldn't sense his chi because he was too overwhelmed. Just as he was on the boarder line of going SSJ 3 Goku went right behind Vegeta, opened his mouth and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vegeta screamed as he held his chest and fell out of SSJ altogether. His heart was racing and he was shaking like Jell-O, there was no doubt about it, Vegeta had gotten the shock of his life, he was close to tears! Goku had never seen him like this and thought it was the funniest thing in the world. He laughed so hard he could have laughed up a lung. Vegeta tried to get up but he was still too shaken up from the whole thing, he couldn't even speak. He gathered his bearings and stood up to face Goku but he was long gone to get his next victim.
"Damn that Kakarrot!" Vegeta muttered to himself and went to go get something to eat.
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Yamcha was in his garage trying to fix the accelerator in his car. He was in the hood of the car fiddling with wires so that he could make the old thing go faster. Even though everyone else was into Capsule cars he still liked his old classics. He took a pair of tweezers and went to clip a wire in the front engine. Unknown to Yamcha Goku had teleported behind him. Goku walked up to Yamcha and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yamcha yelled. Goku didn't want to get in his way so he teleported out of there. He had more victims to torture. What Goku didn't know was he had scared Yamcha so badly that Yamcha had clipped a wire which started the car and the car had run over him, knocked him out and sped away.
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Piccolo was in the secluded mountains doing what he does best. Meditating. He opened his eyes and they met with the sun. He grimaced and went for his bottle of water. He chugged the water as if he had never tasted the stuff before. Piccolo was so engrossed in his lovely water that he didn't notice Goku come up behind him. Goku, yet again, opened his mouth and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH **cough, cough, splutter, wheeze, wheeze, cough, cough, hack, hack, wheeze**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Piccolo cried. Goku laughed and laughed until he turned red in the face.
"I'll**cough** get you for this, Son…" Piccolo said as he fainted.
"WOW!! I've never had so much fun in my life!! Chi-Chi should go out to the store more often!!" Goku said to himself as he teleported away.
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Gohan was in Bulma's lab trying to work out a new formula to get rid of acne. (BTW, it's not for him! Gohan couldn't get acne!! Puh-lease!) Bulma didn't usually work on cosmetics but she would become richer than she already was if it worked. Gohan had a theory in his head; if he put enough acid together with enough alkaline then it would make a neutral solution. He was slowly putting a very powerful acid into a very reactive alkaline. Gohan was concentrating so much that he didn't sense his father's presence behind him. Goku opened his mouth and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gohan screamed. He poured the remainder of the acid into the alkaline.
"Uh-oh!" Gohan said as the two chemicals made their reaction. BBBOOOOOOOOMMM!! Luckily for Goku he had teleported to his final destination before getting effected by the blast. Poor Gohan had the full impact of it and was charred black.
"Ouch!" He said as he breathed out smoke and collapsed.
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Goten and Trunks were in the middle of a math exam. Both were concentrating hard because this test was a doozy. This test was so important that the whole 11th grade were taking it in the gymnasium. As the others they were so into what they were doing that they didn't notice Goku appear at the end of the gym. He opened his mouth and screamed at the top of his lungs.
"WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Trunks, Goten and a majority of the 11th grade.
""WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!" screamed the TV addicts of the 11th grade. Goku was surprised by the response but laughed anyway and teleported home. He had had a few good hours of fun.
"That's it!! You all fail this test for disrupting the honor code!" The teacher in charge of the test yelled.
"Aw man!" chorused the 11th grade.
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The Sons had sat down to dinner and Goten was filling his parents in on what happened at school.
"And then some guy came into the gym and screamed 'WAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!' really loudly. He scared us so much that we screamed and the teacher failed us all!" Goten said as he finished his story. Goku tried as hard as he could to suppress his laughter.
"Well that's a disgrace!! What kind of lunatic would come into…never mind." Chi-Chi said. She turned to her husband. "What did you do while I was gone honey?"
"Nothing much. Just watched a game had a drink." Goku replied. **True, true.** He thought to himself as he smiled.
THE END.
What did you think?????? As per usual I'm hyped up again and this was out of madness. Anyway R/R just to tell me what you thought!!!!!!!!! No flames plz.