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The Identity Crisis
One day the Scouts (and Darien) were at the Crown Cafe/Restaurant. Andrew's sister came to give them there usual order of twenty-one double chocolate milkshakes, which were all for Serena of course. Darien and Amy were reading while the others were talking about boys. Suddenly Luna called on their communicator type things and said "We need you at the park! NOW!" They asked what was wrong but Luna just said, "Shut Up and get to the park!" So they went.
*Fifteen Minutes Later*
"Why does this park have to be so big? My feet hurt!" said Serena. Darien was in his tuxedo already thinking of what he should say for his corny speech this time. Suddenly they found Luna. She was trying to pull Artemis out of something. But....."What is that thing!" the scouts shouted. Luna said, "Artemis was just lying down when a gigantic man sat on him. Now he is stuck in the bench! The scouts all tried to pull Artemis loose but they couldn't. Then the firemen came and got him loose. He jumped on Darien and kissed him. Now Darien thought he was Artemis and Artemis thought he was Darien! Darien said to Luna "Now that you got me out of that bench I can finally tell you that, I love you!" Luna sweatdropped and said " Uhh... I didn't... You ...... BUT YOU'RE NOT ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!" "Yes I am and I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile Artemis was flirting with Serena. "I can't wait to be king of the world!" Artemis said. Serena answered "But..... Artemis uhh you're going to be the pet of the king of the world. "But I'm not Artemis........ I'M DARIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then after two more weeks of this they found out that when the gigantic man sat on Artemis a virus took over Artemis's body and switched Artemis's personality with Darien.
"Moon Healing Activation!" yelled sailor moon and Artemis threw up. The virus was spewed out and took the shape of a spider, which Artemis squashed. Darien and Artemis got their memory's back and they all went to the Crown Cafe to watch Serena chug fifty more double chocolate milkshakes.
THE END
The Identity Crisis
One day the Scouts (and Darien) were at the Crown Cafe/Restaurant. Andrew's sister came to give them there usual order of twenty-one double chocolate milkshakes, which were all for Serena of course. Darien and Amy were reading while the others were talking about boys. Suddenly Luna called on their communicator type things and said "We need you at the park! NOW!" They asked what was wrong but Luna just said, "Shut Up and get to the park!" So they went.
*Fifteen Minutes Later*
"Why does this park have to be so big? My feet hurt!" said Serena. Darien was in his tuxedo already thinking of what he should say for his corny speech this time. Suddenly they found Luna. She was trying to pull Artemis out of something. But....."What is that thing!" the scouts shouted. Luna said, "Artemis was just lying down when a gigantic man sat on him. Now he is stuck in the bench! The scouts all tried to pull Artemis loose but they couldn't. Then the firemen came and got him loose. He jumped on Darien and kissed him. Now Darien thought he was Artemis and Artemis thought he was Darien! Darien said to Luna "Now that you got me out of that bench I can finally tell you that, I love you!" Luna sweatdropped and said " Uhh... I didn't... You ...... BUT YOU'RE NOT ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!" "Yes I am and I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile Artemis was flirting with Serena. "I can't wait to be king of the world!" Artemis said. Serena answered "But..... Artemis uhh you're going to be the pet of the king of the world. "But I'm not Artemis........ I'M DARIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then after two more weeks of this they found out that when the gigantic man sat on Artemis a virus took over Artemis's body and switched Artemis's personality with Darien.
"Moon Healing Activation!" yelled sailor moon and Artemis threw up. The virus was spewed out and took the shape of a spider, which Artemis squashed. Darien and Artemis got their memory's back and they all went to the Crown Cafe to watch Serena chug fifty more double chocolate milkshakes.
THE END