Rumored:
Tenth Tailed Beast?
We join the Akatsuki in a diclosed area. There is much noise in the background. "So we strike when the cake arrives." said Pein the leader of the most powerful organization in the world. "I'm so glad we found an extra Biju hmm. It seems like we can never catch the nine-tailed kid." "Yes I don't like being kept waiting... when the waitress gets here I'm going to kill her wwith my tail. I just created a new poison and need to test it out anyway." "TOBI IS A GOOD BIRTHDAY BOY!" "Tobi sit get off the table and take your seat." Itachi told the newest member of the Akatsuki.
"Leader-sama... Why do we have to catch this biju in a place like this?" Asked a fish man. "Simple Kisame, this is the ONLY place he is seen at." Just then the waitresses came out with a cake and began to sing that wretched Chuck-E-Cheese birthday song to Tobi (who was loving the attention.) Yes the new Biju is none other that the imfamous... Chuck-E. "NOW!" hollered out the leader as he and the entire organization (excluding Tobi. He was having a hard time deciding what to wish for.)
The Akatsuki were checking everywhere for the 0-tailed Rat demon. (cookie for any1 who remembers that) Itachi was at the Ski-Ball checking the holes out. Kisame was checking the bathroom fixtures for any of his assassinated fish-friends. Pein was robbing the cash register. Konan was checking the ball pit. "Hey look a pretty lady. Let's throw our balls at her Tim!" yelled a small boy as they began to bombard her with balls of many colors. Sasori was using his puppet of the 3rd Kazekage to check the kitchen while he himself tormented the kids at one of the games. Deidara was in the bathroom applying lipstick saying "I'm a pretty girl, I'm a pretty girl." Kisame just stepped out of a stall and looked at him and all he could say was... "Dude... WTF!?" Deidara ran out of the room yelling. "You just don't understand me, After all your just a Freaky Fish Guy!" "I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY!" And finally Hidan & Kakazu were arguing if sex was better WITH or Without a condom.
While everybody was out and about in the resturaunt Tobi was up and dancing with Chuck-E (instead of catching him) Everybody soon troted back, all in disappointment. Tobi decided to brighten them up with his pictures. So he pulled out about 8 pictures and began to pass them arround. "TOBI! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?" yelled the leader as he pointed out a picture
of Tobi and Chuck-E dancing to disco music. "Oh that is Tobi's new friend. Tobi will introduce you!
Tobi took the Akatsuki to the back rooms. As soon as Tobi opened the door to the rat's room Itachi jumped in and used his Amatseru. Kisame used his sword to immoblize his legs. Pein used his Rinnengan and had his copies beat him down. Sasori used his puppets to destroy his hands so he could not form signs. They then dragged the poor guy outside where Tobi suddenly grabbed Chuck-E's head and ripped it off. Everybody gasped as they all said "Old Man Jenkins!?" "But if that's you that means... there is no tenth Biju. But then why did you steal Kisame's Bike?" asked Itachi. "I was going to sell it on e-bay for One-Piece merchindice... And I would've gotten away with it to, if it weren't for you meddling kids." The Akatsuki just laughed as they beat him to a bloody pulp.
"So Leader, What are we gonna do tomorrow night?" "The same thing we do every night Tobi, Try to take over the world!" There Tobi, There Tobi and the Pein, Pein, Pein, Pein Pein, Pein, Pein Pein, "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
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