It was a regular day for me as a vampire living in the forbidden forest near the school named Hogwards. I was sexily sitting on top of a tree half naked if you mind; in my leather pants…sparkling in the moonlight. And I was also goth and satanist and whatever you want me to be. You may heard some new, weird rumors about vampires. Most of the people think we are dangerous, evil, human killing beings but that is just wrong. We are all teenage boys, we are pale, hot, virgin, emo and goth and we all have a heart of gold. Okey I laughed my ass of writing the last sentence. No, we are eating people. Mostly virgin women for they taste like marshmallows. We look amazing despite the fact we have no reflection to check our look. That is why we are the best. We hate garlic, steak and crosses. So we can not go to a Madonna concert! Thats terrible! We love her! Nevermind back at the 'story'…
The dark grey and blueish night made me feel sad and depressed…and also hungry!
Luckily enough I heard some girl sreaming with my ultra mega sensitive cute bat ears. They are cute and fluffy by the way. So I was hearing this gong for dinner as I opened my big, dark brown bat wings preparing to fly off. Girl blood smell was everywhere it was like a dream come true I haven't eaten in days my Gosh! Also Lol if you mind my language.
Finally I saw that girl. She was chased by a very evil monster thingy stuff whatever so I jumped down, between the girl and the monster –heroicly- and I roard at it. As a vampire a superior species in the forest that monster thing stuff had nothing against my sexy powers of half nakedness so he runned away. Or was he? Yes.
Anyway I turned back misteriously and I saw that little girl all teary and crying staring at me. She had long wavy, light brown hair she looked smart. I walked to her and she stepped back. Who knows why.
-Don't worry. – I said. – I don't want to hurt you. – I lied.
-Who are you? –asked the dinner.
-My name is John. – I answered sexily as always and I started to provide my sexy vampire magic on her so I can hold her under my control.-As you can see I am a vampire but there is nothing to worry for I am a Kaname kind of vampire who don't eat people but may or may turns out we are twin brothers. –I winked.
-My name is Hermione Granger. –She said finally. – I was trying to find some cat grass for one of my witch potions.
-Alone, at night? –I asked. She nodded. I nodded too, so she can understand I got it. Humans are really silly creatures also they don't even have any sexy half naked vampire magic powers.
Yeah, the mood was all black, and gothishish and emo and satanic or something.
I grabbed her hand and looked into her eyes and I said:
-Now I go back to the school with you, because the forest is very dangerous for you if you are alone. –I fell in love with her immadiately. It was love for the first sight.
We walked for long hours in the wild forest permanently loving each other. We had so many in common. She had two leggs, so had I. She had white skin, so had I, she had clothes on, so had I. We became unsepareable. And finally we reached the end of the forest and by the light of the torches we saw the great building of Hogwards. The small cabin of Hagrid was near us, I heard his breath inside it. It was a very romantic moment. We stand face to face and I grabbed her softly.
-You are the most adorable person I have ever met. –I said to her. She started to cry so smexy I was. Also hot. (Me)
-I wish I shouldn't leave now. –she said.
-You don't have to go. –I answered naughtily. And I winked. Hotty. –What about a last kiss? –I asked.
-I love you. –she said. -I know. -I answered.
And I bitten her neck and started to suck out all of her blood. It tasted amazing. Like a cup of hot tea in the coldest wintery snowstorm. I just drunk and drunk. My troat could not stop this amazingly hot, sexy method. I was actually extatic it felt like a steak in my heart. When I was done I put her dead body in the grass, turned back and I flew away before breaking down. As you all know, we vampires start to sparkle in the sunlight and that is the gayest thing ever so we have to hide ourselves from the shame. No I was kidding, we don't sparkle. We shoot missles out of our asses in the sunlight. But eather ways we have to hide in underground pubs. In hot, sexy, goth and satanist underground pubs.
It was a regular night for me, John, the Harry Potter vampire who is not Harry Potter but thats a different story and shall be told a different time. Good night everyone and bloody dreams.
–insert evil laugh here-