Hello, there, and welcome to the oh-so-legendary 100 Drabble Challenge! And look at that, I get to introduce myself and mark off the first Drabble off my list at the same time! Lucky me, huh?
Now, you're probably thinking, "Hey, AMSoG, this ain't exactly your first fan fiction! We know who you are!" Well, that's where you're wrong. You see, I'm not A Mere Servant of God.
I'm Danny Phantom.
Yeah, that's right, Danny Phantom, or, alternatively, Danny Fenton. The one you've all been fan-ficcing. The dude whose show you obsess over. The guy you fangirls (from what I've heard, unfortunately) want to show up in the middle of the night wearing black leather and holding a plate of no-fat-tastes-exactly-like-regular-chocolate-peanut-butter-swirl-cake-with-real-butter-cream-frosting. The man who you guys have paired up with some extremely weird people. How the heck did your twisted minds come up with the idea to pair me off with myself?
And now you're probably thinking, "Oh, clever! AMSoG's pretending to be Danny in order to put a new twist on an old challenge!" Well, that's not true. I'm the real deal. Owner of the first multi-dimensional computer in the world! Of course, to operate it, I need a metaphorical anchor in the dimension I'm trying to reach, and Mr. Servant here was kind enough to offer his help.
Having said that: without an anchor, I am able to, uh, "browse" between dimensions at will. I was browsing, and I happened to notice my life was a TV-show in your dimension. (Pretty common thing, as I also found out...I'm looking at you, Colton Martin! We in my dimension are watching you...) I watched the entire series, and I have to say, that even though the basic plot line (and it is weird to refer to my life as a plot line) seems to be intact...you guys messed up some details.
For starters, Vlad is not floating in space right now. Vlad always has a backup plan, and that is why he got back to earth, and is now living (still) quite comfortably, if with great loss of reputation in the public eye. Stupid prosecutors with their "no real physical evidence, these witnesses could be lying" deal, Vlad would be in jail right now, where he belongs...
But there were parts you got right, too. I was glad to see that the "fruit loop" gag is going strong...or was, anyway. Having your own life canceled hurts! Also, the whole "Ultimate Enemy" episode is, unfortunately, pretty much exactly what happened in my life. Of course, you guys still got a big detail wrong, and that is that I am about six years ahead of the show in real life, and am now happily married...of course, you really can't show that too well on an action superhero comedy show, huh? That's more of a sitcom thing...frankly, my life could qualify as a sitcom, couldn't it? You guys wanna know who I married? Well, her name starts with an S and ends with an amantha. Don't let her know I used her full first name.
So, now that I have successfully stopped you shippers from pairing me off with myself, Vlad, Danielle, or pretty much anyone who isn't Sam...yeah, right...you are probably wondering "Okay, Danny...why are you here?" Well the answer is simple: to write fan fiction. Well, actually, it's just fiction...I like myself okay, but I'm not a "fan"...that would be...narcissism, or something like that. I never paid much attention in school, and you all know why.
As for the reason I'm writing fiction about my own life...well, we all have an imaginary life we'd like to lead. Plus, I want to set you guys straight on some of the events in my life...during a depressing day I might vent into one of the more depressing drabble topics, maybe put in something fluffy and show it to Sam to cheer her up on one of her bad days, or I may just make something up in order to amuse myself and you guys. This whole thing should be an "interesting experiment" as my sister would say. Not to mention, I'm kind of bored. I get paid to fight ghosts now (not exactly my dream job of being an astronaut, but the next best thing), and when you having nothing but free time to come home to, you occasionally get bored. Not very often, but often enough.
Anyways, you all are probably are waiting for the drabbles to get rolling, huh? Well, then, my dear Fan-toms...let the 100 story Drabble Challenge (man I hope that's the right name) begin!