Lord Cynic: "I'll say nothing except this is a small step on our way to hopefully writing more garbage on a regular basis. For some reason this was very easy to write…"
Lord Cynic: "Naruto does not belong to the fanfiction writer. He'd completely destroy it… probably."
Open wide
Knock knock
"Who is it?"
"I-i-it's m-me, N-N-N-N-Naruto-kun. H-H-Hinata."
"Oh hey, it's good to see ya! Gimme a hug!"
"Eep! N-N-Naruto-kun's… t-t-touching… m-me…"
"What's wrong, Hinata? You're getting heav – Hinata? Hinata! Oi! What's wrong? Are you sick? Are you sleepy? Oi!"
"Nggh…"
"Oh good, you're okay!"
"N-N-Naruto-kun!"
"That's me! I'm glad you're – oi! Not again! C'mon Hinata, wakey wakey!"
"Ohhhhhhhh… N-N-Naruto-kun?"
"Yeah?"
"Naruto's underwear… hehehe… so soft... cups of ramen…"
"What?"
"Eh?... Ah!... Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na…"
"Hinata…"
"I-I-I-I-I-I…"
"You know…"
"Y-Y-Yes?"
"That was hilarious! I didn't know you were such a good comedian! You're still weird and quiet…"
"N-Naruto-kun…"
"… but you're funny, too! I mean, I used to have ramen boxers but now I have frogs. Ero-sennin made me try them out in the middle of a store and I beat the crap out o – aww, not again! You must be really sick to be fainting all the time! Maybe… maybe you're allergic to something… um… ramen? Nah, you've been to Ichiraku's before. Uh… maybe… hey, maybe that's it!"
"Uhhhhhhh…"
"Oh good, she's waking up! Man, it's cold all of a sudden."
"Wha…"
"Welcome back, Hinata! Hopefully you won't faint anymore now that I've gotten rid of my orange stuff for now."
"B-b-b-b-b-b-bo…"
"Boh?"
"W-w-w-why are y-y-y-you o-o-only w-w-wearing…"
"Oh, my boxers? Heheh, well, I don't really have any other pants so… y'know…"
"Must not faint… must not faint…"
"What was that?"
"N-n-n-nothing, N-N-N-Naruto-ku – EEP!"
"What is it?"
"W-w-w-where is m-m-my j-jacket?"
"Oh, I put it on a chair somewhere. Thought you were hot."
"Must not faint… must not faint… w-wait, th-that's not m-m-my b-b-blood…"
"Are you hungry, Hinata?"
"N-N-Naruto-kun?"
"I've got… something for you."
"Eeep! Na-Na-Na-Na…"
"How do you like it?"
"W-w-w-w-w-wow, it's s-s-s-s-so b-b-b-big."
"Isn't it? Ero-sennin told me he's seen bigger but I doubt it. Do you like it?"
"M-m-mmm hmm! I-I-I-I l-l-like it a l-l-l-lot."
"Okay, open your mouth and say 'ahh'!"
"A-aaaaa – mmm!"
"Oh man, you got nearly all – ahhh!"
"N-N-Naruto-kun?"
"Not… so… hard. Look, there's… stuff everywhere."
"A-a-are you o-o-okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Whew! Hinata, your mouth moves fast! I got exhausted just watching!"
"S-s-s-s-s-sorry, N-N-N-Naruto-kun."
"Hey, don't worry about it. It was great."
"Th-th-thank you, N-N-Naruto-kun. I-I-I enjoyed i-it, it t-t-tasted s-sweet. C-Can… c-c-can I… h-h-have another taste?"
"You sure, Hinata? You look all tired and sticky. Want me to lick it off?"
"Na-Na-Na-Na-Na… n-n-no, th-that's o-o-okay."
"Wow, it's still hard! Here, open wide!"
"A-A-Ahhhhhhhhhhh…"
"What are you doing with Hinata-sama?"
"AH Neji!"
"N-N-Neji-niisan?"
"Why is Hinata-sama's face wet, Uzumaki?"
"I-i-it's not what you think? R-right, Hinata?"
"A-a-anou…"
"Hinata?"
"Die, fiend!"
"AHHHHHHHH!"
The End
Mashu: "I'm scarred for life again…"
Lord Cynic: "Muwahahahaha! I love being deliberately vague!"
Necessary explanation: "They're eating fruit. No more reviews about... 'those' kinds of substances and sexual innuendos, okay?"