Hi! I just wanted to say that this is my first fanfiction and that this one is SUPER funny (at least to me but everyone has different opinions so you don't have to like it if you don't want to). Also this is a ONE-SHOT, not a full story incase you didn't finish reading the summary. I don't own Soul Eater.
One day, Death the Kid, Liz, Patty, Blackstar, and Tsubaki were having lunch at Soul and Maka's house when Patty asked Kid a question,
"Hey Kid, where do Reapers come from?" Then everyone looked sort of embarrassed because everyone- wait a seconed everyone here new where babies came from! Even Patty, so why was she asking this question?
"Patty, I thought you already new where babies came from?" Kid said to Patty who was sitting cross-legged with a toy giraffe in her lap. Patty giggled,
"I know where babies come from but i don't know where Reapers come from! And they can't be born like regular babies because you told Liz and I that you don't have a mom!"
Kid sighed and set down the cup of water that he had been sipping.
"Well Ptty, one day my dad had a really bad headache, and it wouldn't go away, so he took a rock and banged his head on it a bunch of times, and then his head cracked open and i came out of the cut in his head."
Everyone was looking at Kid like he was insane.
"Wait, seriously!?" Maka shouted in complete surprise.
"Yes, I'm telling the truth," Kid told his friend calmly.
Then Patty broke her giraffes head off, Blackstar started screaming his head off about how he was going to surpass god while Tsubaki tried to calm him down, and everything went back to normal...
So did you like it? Please review if you don't mind!