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Ma' name's Marrrrrio
Ya hear it right?
Marrrrio
So I'm a' dancin', ya know?
And a pink pretty princess
Comes right up to my door
She's a' knockin', I hear
I open tha door and we make out
I say a Hey! Yo hot!
I say a hey! Yo hot!
But she don't care
She comes right in
And says, "Come on!"
So I follow her,
And she leads me ta' Goomba
And he says, "I'm ur mom!"
And I'm like, "Die!"
So he blows up,
And I'm still young,
So I jump in my hot rod
Screamin, "Yo all!"
Then I see a bomb-omb
He's a eatin' some cheese
So I come on up,
Blow him up,
And start eatin' til' I drop
So then I conquer the world
Sayin, "Bye-bye, Bowsa!"
And I feel so good
I'll go panty raidin'
Peach is full,
So I'll hit her first
I go to her bedroom,
And I blow up
To figure out Peach
Has a blast-o-ray!
So here I die,
With this crazy story,
Standin' up, gettin' up,
Dyin' down Yall!
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