BEFORE YOU READ, PLEASE READ!
(I'm sorry for not updating my Hetavision story about Sweden. I think I'll discontinue it, and since I have school where I came from, I might not update as frequent as heck. Yes, I'm probably a month late, but better late than never!
Another disclaimer is that I'm really sorry if I copied some of Hetafacts' headcannons. I really love her work, so please don't kill me. I admit I'm the most unoriginal person ever. Anyway, let's get rolling!)
Another season of love, peace, and people with divided opinions has arrived, so let the Hetavision Song Contest 2018 begin!
So, after Portugal's very first Eurovision win last year, he promised that he will do his best to make Lisbon 2018 grand but cheap at the same time. Nice thinking.
Anyway, the national finals are up, and some countries are thinking of ways to bring the 'real music' Salvador said on his winning speech.
Meanwhile in last year's host city, Kiev, Ukraine was all set to host her national final, when Belarus came in.
"Hey, Big Sister."
"What is it, Natalya?" Ukraine asked.
"I heard Norway is planning on sending Alexander Rybak once more."
"... So what are you planning?"
"I need a singer from your place to show Rybak what he'll get for denying his home country. Make sure that singer is a boy, he looks like him, and he's the one 13-year olds will fall for."
"Well, I have this guy called Alekseev, but-"
Belarus didn't let her sister finish and immediately fleed as fast as she could.
"But I was going to use him. Now I'm gonna lose my winning streak! What am I going to do?"
Hehehe. . .
That's when Romania come out of the dark corners saying "Hey, Ukraine. Want an idea for this year's Eurovision?"
"M-Maybe? A-And what's t-the c-catch?" Ukraine said nervously.
"I don't know, maybe a bit of your blood, perhaps?"
"W-What?"
"Do you want the idea or not?"
"I suppose, if it helps me remain my winning streak. Fine! Go ahead."
After that, Romania silently chuckled at the agreement he and Ukraine made.
(Part 2 coming soon.)