Rinsgoingtohell: Erm. Whale this is awkward. So basically Jesscatcrazycat and I are writing smut for parings that do not yet have smut written for them and uh yup. Yeah. If you have any suggestions or ships of your own, leave us a note and we'll get back to you! Major smut and innuendo between steven and cookie cat.

This one's for you, Moons.

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"Ahh!" Steven sang at the top of his lungs as he dashed down the stairs. "He's a frozen treat with an all new taste-" two small feet skidded into the kitchen, "cause he came to this planet from outer space!"

He stopped abruptly in front of the cream colored fridge, heart fluttering in his chest. Opening the freezer door, he smiled to himself as he saw the pile of ice cream bars veiled in a fine layer of ice, like blades of grass in the morning dew.

"A refugee of an interstellar war," he breathed, delicately reaching in and pulling out one from the back, its pink wrapper crinkling softly in protest. "But now he's at your local grocery store," he whispered as he gazed longingly at the grinning cat.

He tore the wrapper from the delicious treat slowly, admiring the way the tips of the ears glistened in the morning light as the sweet chocolate began to melt. Steven let the wrapper slip from his hand, Cookie Cat's grinning face seemed to wink at him as it drifted to the floor.

His fingers pressed into the frozen chocolate, the heat from his minds melting it. It began to drip down his fingertips as he dug deeper, the sweet aroma tickling his nose.

Desire filled his eyes and his mouth watered expectantly as pressed his lips against the left ear, nibbling the tip as he gingerly worked his tongue around the edges.

"Oh, oh Cookie Cat," Steven mumbled drunkenly, his body swaying until he was pressing back against the hard edge of the white countertop. Strawberry ice cream began to dribble from one of the eyes, mixing with the already melting cookie. Steven lapped up the liquid, exploring the crevice with his tongue.

He opened his mouth as wide as he could, filling it with half of the ice cream bar and sucking gently. His teeth sunk into the frozen treat as melted vanilla and strawberry trickled down his throat. He swallow eagerly, sucking the last of the chocolate cookie in his mouth and swirling his tongue back and forth around the rich body of Cookie Cat.

He sighed as the last of the chocolate and sweet liquid slipped down his throat, licking his fingers in an attempt to get every last sweet drop. He let his body slip to the floor; his hunger finally satisfied and he drifted into sleep.

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Rinsgoingtohell: Yeah. So I'm totally an awful person and all and I'm so going to hell.