Challenge #: December 2006 - Christmas Movie
Author: Stayce (Xjerzgirl)
Title: Twas The Night Before Christmas At Ranger's!
Rating: M
Spoilers/Warnings: Implied Smut!
Twas The Night Before Christmas
At Ranger's!
Stayce (XJerseyGirl)
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the place,
Ranger was planning to put
A smile on Babe's face.
He planned and he shopped
Gifts were stacked in the hall
And our Christmas elf, Ranger
Was wrapping them all.
He bought her some boots
That went up past her thighs.
He imagined her legs
And her orgasmic cries.
There were soft, silky panties
Boy shorts, and thongs, too.
In animal prints
So that they could play 'Zoo'.
With nighties and teddies,
Blue chip VS stock,
Just wrapping these gifts
Had him hard as a rock.
He had massage oils and creams
In chocolate and cherry.
He was making quite sure,
That this Christmas was merry.
Men worked in the Bedroom,
In the ceiling was a hole.
Ranger really hoped,
Babe liked her stripper pole.
There were 6 pairs of shoes,
Brand new FMPs.
The thought of her wearing them
Brought him to his knees.
With vibrators and dildoes
And gadgets galore
Ranger just chuckled.
He bought out the store.
The little black dress
Would make his Babe blush.
The thought of her wearing it
Gave him a rush.
He got her a holster
With a new little gun
To wear high on her thigh.
It made him want to cum.
A book lay beside him
Kama Sutra for Pleasure.
One leg up, one arm under
For pleasure without measure.
He bought her a Porsche
And boy, it was hot!
If Ranger was lucky,
She'd 'cum' on the spot.
There were bullets, and cuffs,
and a shiny new Glock.
She wouldn't carry her gun,
but she sure had him cocked.
A silk shirt to play pirate
They'd never be bored.
She'd wear the eyepatch
He had his own 'sword'.
He took out her stocking
To put in every thing
And down in the toe,
He put her diamond ring.
He'd plug in the tree
And the lights would all glow
He'd wait for his Babe
Wearing only a bow.
And they'd toast each other,
They'd both deck the halls,
And Babe would be playing
With his Christmas balls.
He had planned to perfection,
He had plotted just right,
He had played his cards well,
Santa's 'cuming' tonight!
They lay under the tree
And as he 'drove out of sight'
"Merry Christmas, I love you!"
And they made love all night.
Merry Christmas to Babes Everywhere