THIS IS COMPLETE INSANITY. ENJOY IT. I don't own it. JKR OWNS EVERYTHING.

THIS IS HOW HARRY POTTER IS GOING TO END. SRSLY.

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It was a rather cheerful afternoon when Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione could be seen sitting at a table at the leaky Cauldron, chatting together idly.

Tom the bartender crossed the room and deposited a plate of onions rings on their table before heading off to attend to other customers. The four of them shared the plate and munched idly on the rings, making inconsequential small talk.

Scarse moments later, the bell over the door jingled as three people entered the leaky cauldron. They appeared to be women, very ugly women with rather bad hair who resembled Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle. Actually, they looked like Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle wearing bad wigs and dresses. They crossed the room and took seats at the bar, looking out of place.

The foursome glanced at the three as they came in, but didn't think much of it, especially when another disturbance drew their attention elsewhere. Near the bathroom an old witch in green robes, a red handbag, and a stuffed vulture hat appeared to have run into a random man as she was entering the men's rest room.

They began to become nervous, feeling that something was out of sorts with the whole situation.

To try and break up the tension and bring back the cheeriness and easy conversation, Harry reached over for the knob on the small radio sitting between the ketchup and mustard, switching it on.

As he took his hand off the knob, making an effort to let an easy smile spread across his face, the bell on the door jingled loudly once more.

The four of them looked towards the source of the noise simultaneously, while Snape came slinking out of the men's restroom, Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle stood up from their stools, pulling off their wigs, moving menacingly towards them. Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron's eyes widened as Voldemort stepped through the door smirking, wand raised.

Then the music started to play..

"Don't stop..."

THE END

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LOL. I thought having Ginny parallel park the broom would be silly.