jake sighed with releif. he had finally gotten that bi-colored loser with the long ass tail off his rear. now he could be free to thot around all he liked. "ooooohhhh Quiinnceee!" he called to the gray she cat. sliding over like a cartoon character, he wiggled his non-existant eyebrows. 'oh no, my heart is broken. wanna go out?' 'sure' quince said, three kittens materializing in front of her. 'here's your babies btw.' jake sweat nervously like a tumblr fan-fiction. "oh. they're beautiful. i'll be right back, okay?' quince smiled at him 'sure thing sweet heart' jake ran to a house on the other side of the two-leg place, finding a shitty father like himself. 'hey.' he said. the brown cat looked up. 'oh hi, nice necklace you got there.' jake scowled. 'it's not a necklace, it's a collar.' 'ok nice neckcollar, where do i get one?' said the brown cat. 'oh by the way i can die nine times.' jake raised his eye brows. maybe he could do some interesting stuff with this cat. 'ok cool, i need to move so i dont have to see my demon spawn. one of them had bangs.' the brown cat hopped up on the fence, leaving his clan behind for this random ginger stranger. the two boy-friends wandered off to their new house. jake looked around. 'wow it's so cozy' he said. the brown cat was busy doing his cult rituals, so jake looked around. 'oo.' he noticed a brown she cat. 'hi, do you like red-heads?' the she cat waved at him somehow. then like a billion kittens appeared in front of her after one date. 'sorry i forgot to tell you.' jake sighed, deciding he had no where else to run to. he made monthly payments to nutmegs house of one rusty spoon every month. nutmeg treasured these, so she named her first born son which somehow looked like his deadbeat dad after the rusty spoon.