Sonic, that weird blue talking hedgehog...thing, stood in the middle of the street somewhere. Yet another idiot wanted to race him, thinking they could actually win against the fastest thing there ever was. "Why do these assholes always have to interrupt my day…" he mumbled to himself, staring at the race car next to him.
The race was about to begin, but then all of a sudden… Iron Man appeared and blew the car to smithereens.
"Holy shit, you just killed that guy!" Sonic yelled.
"Yeah… sucks to be him." Iron Man said, landing next to the hedgehog.
"I'm not...dead yet..." The vehicle dude shouted from the wreckage. "Also: MY CAR!"
Iron Man shot another blast at the car remains. "You're dead now." He sniffed a bit and quickly shot a glace to Sonic. "My alcohol senses are tingling."
"…Excuse me?"
"You have booze. I'll race you for it."
Sonic took a beer out of his pocket...because Sonic totally has pockets. Don't ask, just shut up and read. "Alright, if you can beat me to the top of that mountain, which won't happen, it's yours." He pointed to their destination. "GO!"
Sonic took off, and Iron Man just stood there for a moment, scratching his ass. He then pressed a button on his suit, disappearing from sight. It teleported him to the top of the mountain and Sonic didn't reach it for another good ten seconds.
"You fail, booze me." He said, holding his hand out.
Sonic sadly handed over the beer.
Iron Man's mask opened up and he chugged the beer down. "I am Iron Man and cheaters always win."
He flew off, throwing the empty can behind him. It hit Sonic in the head, sending him on a painful trip back down the mountain.