Ok so yeah I know I have no right to take Takahashi's caracters and put them in this senario without her permission I'm not getting any money for this and plus I have nothing I'm sixteen in a month I have noting that they can repossess and I'm broke...

Kagome: you hear that she's just about the age most MORMAN kid's start dating...

InuYasha: what's a Mormon?

PsychoSango: People who are kinda Hypocrites they're the people who'd by those videos we saw at the mall you know the one I avoided... don't get me wrong I don't mind people that are Mormons just the ones that try and force you to believe the crap they believe plus they make it so much harder to get hands on anime...

InuYasha: well that settles it they shall die!

PsychoSango: one of my best friends is a lax Mormon but her parents are the strict ones I can't listen to anything that might use the word god because unless it's a hymn they think they're using it the wrong way. She can't even wear a tank top... or drink any pop but root beer... but that's because she's allergic to citric acids... meaning any lemons limes or oranges she can't have... but just like InuYasha she can't Keep any of the books she buys secretly at her home too long cus her parents don't like them and think they're mine...

Chapter 1

"Hey Inu where you going" asked Sota when he spotted InuYasha at the doorway...

"Airport... See ya later...!"Inu said as he walked out to a old beat up car...and drove off...

"Sota where'd Inu go?"Kagome asked... perplexed cuz he hadn't left like that for awhile...

"Airport..." Sota grunted while playing guitar hero for the twelfth time threw today...

"Teh airport huh... oh yeah Kikyo is coming back today" Kagome said sourly...

"Why do you hate Kikyo because of what she's done or because you like Inu?" Sota asked...

"I don't like Inu..."

"Yeah right you've had a crush on him since he got here..."

"Sota I don't have a crush on him..."Kagome said

"Too..."

"Not"

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"Not... Sango's coming over...I'll be in my room"Kagome said and walked to her room..

one guitar hero song later...

"Hey Kagz was expecting me where is she?..."

"Her room pouting cuz Inu went to go pick up Kikyo..."

"yeah...k well see you later Sota..."she went and talked to Kagome "Kagome please tell me that you told Inu that song was for him...

"Uh the song..."

"Yeah girlfriend..."

"Oh yeah no I haven't... not yet..."

"You better before Inu picks her up... or else they'll be hanging all over each other and it'll make us all puke..."

"It's to late he went to pick her up about half an hour ago..."

"Damn even Miroku's sick of that freaking bitch"and then they heard/felt a huge bang...

"Hey Inu you startled me..."Sota said turning from his game...but Inu ignored him and stomped up the 45 stairs...

"Let's see what's going on..."Kagome said...

she opened her door watched Inu stomp in his room... saying "Kuso fakku yamin

"What do you think happened?"

"I think there may have been a brake up scene at the airport..Oh yeah we need to get the house ready for the meeting..."

"Yeah Miroku said he'd be here early to help out..."Kagome said

Sango started to panic "Kago when where you planning on telling me this..." applying another layer of makeup on...

"You seriously need to ask Miroku out..."

"Me ask that pervert that got transferred to another foster home after dad saw him grope me..."

"So your dad doesn't trust him that much... He's cleaned up his act quite a bit and Inu's always ranting about how Miroku specifically asked him to help him clean his act up so he can ask someone out and Inu's been making hints that Miroku wants to ask you out..."

"Really... you think so..." the doorbell rang...

"Hey Miroku Inu's up in his room he's not too happy about something...I mean his stomping shook the house.."

"Thanks Sota so where's the girls?"

"Up in Kags room for the moment...does KHA have a meeting today?"

"Yes they do...but I might need to check in on Inu first then though"

Miroku went up the stairs to Inu's room raised his hand put his thumb under his curled fingers he drew his hand back... slowly brought it back about a inch when he heared"that bitch is a fakku wharme and she really deserves to die...! Naraku of all fakku people he's just asking for me to kill him painfully... only a whore would go with him..."

"InuYasha...May I come in?"

"Miroku...yes... did... did you hear me?"

"Partly...so who is this bitch...?"

"Kikyo dumped me and she's now with Naraku..."

"Oh harsh... So does this mean you'd be somewhat open to the KHA?"

"Maybe there's a meeting soon huh?"

"Yeah half an hour..."

"So when are you going to ask Sango out?"

"Inu I thought we agreed about not talking about that stuff here cuz Kagz could hear and tell Sango and they'd laugh at me and Sango would say no..."

"Kagz might tell Sango but I think Sango wouldn't flat out say no...she might make a condition like for you to keep your hands to yourself...but I think she likes you to some point but I don't think she wants to be sexually active yet for one we're in high school.. for two I bet she doesn't want to be a teen parent..."

"True... so are you glad that you didn't tell Kikyo before she left..."

"Yeah I'm glad... I can't trust her... and Naraku doesn't know it's me yet I don't think... we can get him back for what he did... the sword dad gave me is in storage by the way... but I can still get to it..."Inu said...

"Well I better go help the girls I told Kagz that I'd help do some things to get ready for the meeting..."so Miroku left the room...

"Hey Kagome Sango..." Miroku said entering the room where Sango was Singing girlfriend for Kagome...

"Hey hey you you, I could be your girlfriend, hey hey you you i know that you like me no way no way no it's not a secret hey hey you you i want to be your girlfriend..."Sango singing then noticed Miroku standing in the doorway...

"Hey Miroku what do you think of my song? I wanted to hear it sung by Sango..."

"Kags you have a nice voice you should sing more than you do..."

"Thanks for the vote of confidence Sango but I'm not that good..." Kagome said.

"I've never heard you sing but I bet you have a good voice Sango knows what she's talking about..."Miroku said giving them both compliments.

"Come on either sing one of your songs now or sing something at the meeting..."Sango said slyly turning on her recorder and hiding it close enough that it could hear Kagome...

"Ok fine" she said then sang nobody's home (I don't own Avril's songs... but I'm using them as Kagome's songs I don't own anything other than my idea...I'm not typing the lyrics sorry...look for the song at thank you)

and by the end of her performance everything was taken care of and they were read for people to arrive"Wow... That was awesome..."

"I told you she's good..." Sango said casually turning the recorder off...

a half hour later everyone was gathered in Kag's living room for the meeting and talking...

"Kikyho is back..."

"Yeah I saw her at the mall..."

"Oh no just when we where about to take back control of the school..."

"Well you never know we might get the control of the school anyways..."

BUMP CRASH BUMP BUMP BUMP...

"What the..." Kagome said going into the hall where the stairs is...and seeing Inu sprawled like he just fell half the steps...

"Inu... damn are you drunk with sakei?!!!" Miroku said leaning over InuYasha and having smelt it on his breath..

"he's been drinking?" Kagome said...then checked the family stores..."he didn't get it from the house...

"Damn I broke my arm again.. Come on Miroku don't be that way I've always had some alcohol stashed away you know that and you also know I have an Id stating I'm over the age limit...

"What a fake Id?"

"Ch yeah right like I'd need a fake..."Inu said laughing

"Inu you need to shut up now...you're drunk...you're saying stuff you don't mean..."

"Who's with me about torching that bitch's house..."

"What, who is he talking about...?"

"Inu we need to talk..." Miroku said pulling Inu to a closet... closing the door as unbeknown to him people listened at the door

"What?"

"Inu I know you want to get her back but doing that would freaking not just hurt her but her sister do you want that...?"

"No, she's not bad yet...but hanging around that royal bitch... she'll end up just the same"

"We'll get Naraku first then you can do whatever as long as you aren't drinking got it...got it?"

"I got it"people left the door and walked back into the living room...

"Hey Inu don't try to go up or down stairs..."they left the room and Miroku made Inu sit by him and wouldn't let say a thing..

"Hey Miroku I'm sober now can I please leave the room..."

"No you haven't completely gotten sober that much alcohol... you drank your whole store... you won't be sober for another half an hour...sit tight"

"So what the freak happened he was acting like a drunken, angry baka..."

"Uh he just is having a bad day..."

"Sesshomaru sucks.. he freaking took away my skateboard then got me suspended..

he also wouldn't let the reporters report that they found out that they didn't die from a car crash... they where killed... killed by a very smart jackass no a car crash would have killed only one of them... but only one..."

"What?"

"Sesshomaru? But it was Mr. Tasho who took it... and he holds a company..."

"Sh Mr. Tasho his name is Sesshomaru Tasho it always has... even on his 16-17 fake Id's..."

"Mr. Tasho Has fake Id's...?"

"Sh.. no one supposed to know government issue... I have a few too..."

"InuYasha quit making up lies..." Miroku said trying to get InuYasha to shut up...

"Sesshomaru freaking traitor, traitor to all... even to family..."

"Well that is kinda true but you need to calm down... you may be sober enough to do stuff but I know if you're angry you might as well be drunk..."

"What does he mean by traitor to all... even to family..."

"I didn't know he had family..."

"He has only five members left and Inu's mouth needs to be taped...Kagz got tape?"

"Yeah... I'll get some..."Kagome left the room when the door bell rang...

so she went and saw who it was.. "Mr Tasho?"

"Uh Kagome may I see InuYasha?"

"Uh okay... he's in the living room... along with KHA so he's not alone in there..."

"Ok..." he said walking into the living room... "InuYasha I need to have a little chat with you... other than the fact that you've been drinking today..."

"Keh I'm not going anywhere with you Mr. Iceass"

"Oh ho ho"

"Oh yes you are coming now...I still have control over things..."

"Oh shut up I don't care about anything you say..."

"I say where you get to stay I could make you freaking live in a cruddy apartment with the bitchiest bitch I can find...or worse I could make you live with me"

"Oh hey Mr. Tasho do you need to talk to me about someones grades?"asked Mrs. Higurashi...

"No I don't need to talk to you... InuYasha either you come with me now or go pack cuz you will not stay here if you act this way..."

"Huh? Mr. Tasho..."

"Just call him what he is a traitor, lord jackass, Lord iceass, a Yokai, oh and there's my personal favorite Lord fluffy, oh and Sess I have many more than just that i have some for your freaking secretary too... oh and your traitorous crush also..."

"looks like you broke your arm in your drunken state...baka... tu muy muy estupido y tu mas dificil si usted debe burlarse de mí lo hace en uno de nuestros otros idiomas"

"No"

"Sessho you know he won't do that..."

"So as you hung out he taught you some Spanish...Inuyasha weword nu voor ik u kwets."

"He also taught me Dutch...oh and sé que usted es un demonio de perro"

"Apueste él no le enseñó perro"

"No he hasn't I don't think I could understand even if he tried though..."

"Teh I bet Hoshi... well if you won't come then I must ask when was the last time you had contact with Jenica?"

"I talked to her Friday why..."

"What's the only reason I'd come and ask you?"

"Damn so She's dead now too..."

"They found her body down a back ally by Tarrance"

"Damn make that four...So how long was it there?"

"An hour or two their best guess..."

"Damn..."

"Inu I'll buy you a beer come on...:"

"Give an under age kid a Beer? I hope not, you're a teacher..."

"Uh he's not exactly under age... he can buy his own... Miroku he already drank his stash today right?"

"Yeah it's been a really bad day for him..."

"This news just made it ten times worse... Mrs Higurashi may I speak to you?"

"Actually I think he expected a visit like this soon... and he has something to tell you"

"what?"

"Sess he's back!"Inu said suddenly

"He's back !!!!!! you're absolutely sure?"

"I saw him with my own eyes the kuso fakku... He was at the airport with the la mujerzuela que jode"

"¿la mujerzuela que jode? ¿Quién?"

"later..."

"Only around this semi taboo topic would you'd do that...it's why he was drinking earlier..."

"Well that calls for a few rounds in its self... don't blame you for already being drunk..."He said as he walked out of the room to talk to Mrs. Higurashi... and closed the door behind them... "Mrs Higurashi by now you must realize Inu's special... I must ask do you believe in demons and half demons?"

"Well Yes it's rather obvious since my daughter is a Miko..."

"Yes I know about that...well I'm sure that you realize that Inu and I are related..."

"Yes... I do..."

"Inu's half Inu-demon...though I'm Inu-demon..."

"He's about 200 so he's been above the age limit for several years..."

"Ok..."She said then they left the room...

"I'll make sure and take him to school tomorrow I doubt I'll get him back here tonight..."

"Oh yeah the first day of school is tomorrow too... man..."

"Ok... but try to get him back here..."

"Come on let's go..." Sesshomaru said walking out to his car...

"Coming and you're not taking back the offer of paying for a beer or two right?"Inu yelled running into Sess's car..."

"Course not I plan two people drinking the limit the bar can legally let anyone... plus your stock needs to be refilled...that'll be later though..."Sess said as they left

"See ya Inu..." Miroku yelled.

"You better take care of that this week If not today" Inu yelled out at Miroku.

"What was that about?"

"Oh Miroku's going to finally ask Sango out..."he said while they drove off

"Miroku What was he talking about?"

"It's nothing..."

"Well tonight's meeting is over...It's time to go home..."

"Bye"said everyone as peoples left and the only ones that haven't left are the ones who live there and Sango and Miroku..."

"Bye Kagome..."

"Hey Sango would you like a ride so you don't have to walk home..."

"Ok I guess... I don't really want to walk home..."

"Bye Kagome...and I'll be a good boy...no bad stuff I promise... or you can hunt me down..."

"Wow a pledge by Miroku..Inu's been doing a two step on him..."

"What do you mean..?"

"Those lessons that Inu's been doing with Miroku were to help him stop being a pervert..."

"Well it looks like it's been paying off...we must thank him..."

"Yeah but not today so what did Mr. Tasho tell you?"

"Oh nothing the fact that they're related...and a few other things hey sweetie do you believe In demons Mikos and half-demons..?"

"No.."

"Oh Sad you don't believe in it cus you're a Miko...and I happen to Know a demon and a half demon...that are fairly close to you"

"They're out of fairy tales...how would someone get around the the fact that they're thousands of years..."

"You know I bet they use the age they look most like... and I bet they age slower than most..."

"Whatever goodnight mom..."

The next day...