Methinks little boy Will has grown on poor old, Guy. That's not to say I think Will's a problem. He's never a problem when he's knocked out cold because Crosse is fan-fucking-tastic at beating people up. With just himself, he can knock out twenty guys, while me and Guy are just working on three. Fan-fucking-tastic, y'know.
But you have to know, Guy isn't the kind to do free service. And yeah, a hotdog does not equal a huge break-in, including Crime Lord No. 3. He isn't even the reading kind. I mean, Schizophrenia? He'd never read that, unless something was in it for him. And other than being richer than I am smarter at electronics and locks, Will's got nothing but Crosse. So maybe Guy's in it for Crosse and his bad moves, but macking Will (not Crosse) in bed. That's huge. . . . well, if we ignore that Guy is always hungry and Will ate cream puffs.
Goddamn, we've gotta buy more creampuffs.
I don't really get the gay guy dating loving kissing goo-goo ga-ga deal, but maybe Guy and Will are good together. I mean, I heard they bonded over a hotdog, so their taste in food is superb. They both like Bobby, the penguin. And you gotta admit, when they're macking, it's hot, and I'm a guy, and I never ever say that about guys . . . really, I mean it. . . . It's hot.
They cancel each other out, look and personality, y'know. Guy always wears a smirk or a scowl or acts like nothing's a big deal and we're all incompetent morons. Then Will's an antonym 'cause he always has a smile on his face, one that eats you up and makes your throat clamp. Guy has black hair, and Will has white. Devil and Angel, eh? Guy is bad, Will is a goody two-shoes who steals stuff and is the nephew of Crime Lord No. 2. (Could be an oxymoron, but who's counting?) I know, the saying is, 'Opposites attract', but the counter is, 'The same stay together,' or something like that. But that's pretty perfect 'cause bonk Will on the head, and you get Crosse, the opposite of Will but the same as Guy. Thank fucking God.
I'm not alone with this, y'know. Ginger and Bobby (in some penguin way) agree with me. And getting Ginger to agree with you, that's pretty damn right hard. So as you know, Feith, that's me, got her to agree, so am I great or am I great?
Now today, we've got another cleaning job at this actress's house, so Crosse'll probably have to come out, and maybe Guy and Crosse will have a fight, like before, and Crosse will get hurt and Will'll come back out. Maybe they'll get closer.
If not, I'll just buy more creampuffs.