A/N: Boredom has struck me. Ah, ha, ha, ha-FUCK.
"Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity...?" Gengar asked. "What?!"
"And it's for the 3DS." Stuntank added.
"I wonder what they're going to do." Alakazam asked.
"Well, the concept is the same." Grovyle said. "Human turns into Pokemon and gets amnesia."
"Ending is that they have to leave but in a miraculous event, they stay." Dusknoir continued.
"Yup! But the characters can't beat us!" Wigglytuff cheered.
"...Excuse me?" Gengar hissed.
"It's the truth." Skuntank replied.
"My team is better than your's!"
"At least I defeated them!"
"Both of you! HUSH!" Rayquaza snapped.
"The cover to the game looks nice!" Sunflora said.
It did... Well, at least to me... I MEAN, THEM!
"I bet that Hydreigon is really important." Celebi said.
"Almost as if the cover's saying, Hey! This guy! He's important!" Gengar said in a mock voice.
"Apparently, in this game, you're in a place called Pokemon Paradise." Dusknoir explained. "And you befriend Pokemon to make stores."
All the characters stared at the picture and info.
"...Well, that seems cool." Ekans said.
"The trailer was decent." Chatot added.
"I wanna see it!" Wigglytuff whined. Chatot sighed and played the trailer.
"As long as Nintendo doesn't fuck shit up, I'm okay." Gengar said.
"The 3D better work." Celebi muttered.
The characters watched the trailer go on.
"They need to make the characters awesome." Gengar cried. "Like me!"
Grovyle, Dusknoir, and Celebi snickered at the statement. Wigglytuff, Chatot, and Bidoof nearly bursted out laughing.
"All I can say is, as long as the AI for the Escort Missions improve, I'm fine." Loudred muttered.
"They need more mini-games." Raquaza said.
"Like our GateKeeper Mini-Game!" Diglett and Dugtrio cried out happily.
"The enemy team needs to be cool." Team Meanies and Team Skull stated.
Silence.
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Silence.
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"They need to add improvements!" Bidoof replied. "And a different plot!"
"Yes. In Red/Blue Rescue Team, it was simply saving the world from a Meteor " Alakazam explained.
"And in the Explorers ones, it was saving the world from paralysis, from time coming to a complete stop!" Chatot added.
"So, the plot better be similar style, yet different way." Gengar said.
Everyone nodded.
"...So how 'bout that Pokemon X and Y?" Grovyle asked.
"Amazing. It looks fucking amazing." Dialga said.
"Guys, aren't we supposed to be talking about the new PMD?" Wishcash asked.
The Pokemon were slightly confused. They shrugged.
"It just needs to not suck." Gengar stated. "If it does,then the whole PMD-Fandom will go insane. Like, bat-shit crazy insane!"
"When is it gonna be released again?" Wigglytuff asked.
"It's already released in Japan, obviously." Grovyle muttered. "They released it around late November in 2012."
"America?" Gengary asked.
"...Around March. 2013. I think." Dusknoir added.
"Rest of the world?" Bidoof asked.
"Hell if we know." Gengar muttered.
"Okay. So, Dear Chunsoft and Nintendo, Don't fuck up on the new PMD. Signed, the Characters from the Previous PMD games." Celebi said, tapping a pencil against her head as she magically pulled a paper out of nowhere. "Sound good guys?"
Everyone nodded.
A/N: I hate being bored. Yeah, this would make more sense if you played Red/Blue Rescue Team along with Explorers because I include characters from both. To me, the new PMD looks promising, yet I am extremely skeptical of the shop thing. It's a great concept, but I'm concerned about how it's going to work. Other than that, I need a 3DS for it. And yeah, this is howI think the characters would react to this game.
