Lily Evans, year five

What is Potter's problem? Really! You'd think he'd leave me alone, but no, he has to send me twenty-three owls over the summer, come over to my house and be seen by my IDIOT sister and wouldn't go away until I hexed him. Come on! And sixteen of those letters said:

Hey Evans! Having a good summer? Mine would be great if you would PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!! Love, James

He thinks THAT will make ME like HIM??? No way.

James Potter, year five

I am about to give up hope. I cannot persuade Lily Evans to go out with me. I sent her twenty-three letters and showed up at her house. LILY, GO OUT WITH ME!!!