Written by beatlebeb
Draco,
It has come to my attention that you are IGNORING me. Unless you are dead and lying very still on the floor somewhere, I expect a fully detailed letter within the week of 1) where you are, b) what you're doing, and 3) who you're doing : )
But seriously, it is ever so lonesome without you. I've locked myself in my room again and I actually think my aunt believes me dead. She hasn't delivered a meal in nearly two weeks now. No matter, I just slip out the window at night and stock up for a couples days while I'm at it. Doesn't bother anyone. They probably could care less if I didn't come back, not that they know I leave in the first place.
Anyhow, so wishing you were to have a little fun. I really think you would have loads more fun prodding my oaf of a cousin then me but hey, that's just my opinion. It really makes me wonder, though, why you haven't come to call or ringed me even, wondering if I were dead or not. Some explaining is in order, mister.
And don't make that face. I can picture you now, just sitting there and reading and making that face. STOP IT!
Well, you know, I really haven't got much else to say so I'll just go and wait patiently for your reply...wont do anything else. Nope. I'll just sit and not eat or sleep or shower...well, maybe I'll shower, but just the same.
Inescapably yours, Harry