Timon and his big Warthog friend Pumbbaa were now stuck between a dead end and the hyena trio.
"Ma it the trap ready yet?" the little meerkat called out to his mother and uncle who were digging a hole beneith them to stop the hyenas after Timon and Pumbaa had distracted them away from Scar so Simba could kick the snot his dumbass uncle.
"Not yet son," Ma said "Stall"
The meerkat and warthog duo proceede to dance and basically act like complete idiots. Yet still Timon's mom and uncle needed more time
Just then Timon got what may just be the most desperate, crazy, and even mentally scarring idea in his whole life.
He got down on one knee and saying Shenzi's entire name, asked if she'd be his mate
Pumbaa's jaw dropped, so did Banzai and Ed's
But just then something even more shocking happened. Shenzi said "Yes"
"WHAT!?" Timon said so loud that his voice could've woken the dead
Just then a bunch of hyenas who had died in the fighting came back to life
"We're alive!" they all said
But sadly since they were all surrounded by fire and anrgy lionesses, they all died again very fast
"Yes" Shenzi repeated "You got guts to stand up to an army of hyenas. Plus this is all probably some kinda trap to lure us away from Scar anyway. You got brains little man,"
Banzai's jaw dropped more. He wanted Shenzi to be his mate. But now he'd been pwned by a meerkat.
"But, but, but..." Timon said
"Why don't we just skip the wedding?" Shenzi said "We're animals after all, animals just do it"
Shenzi turned around getting in postition to allow the Merrkat enrty into her
"Uh...Shenzi...I can't." Timon was really shocked now
"Oh how dumb of me," Shenzi said "Your to small. You need help getting up in there,"
Just then the female hyena grabbed Timon and stuck him in...well, you know.
Sadly since Timon was so small Shenzi's "thing" sort of absorbed him into her.
The whole thing looked like something you'd see on Southpark really (LOL)
Pumbaa, Banzai and Ed all threw up
"Ah!" Timon screamed as he awoke from his sleep.
He looked around to see that he was in the lions den with Simba, Pumbaa, and all his other friends
"Phew. That was a horrible dream,"
Just then though he smelt something. He sniffed around to see where it was coming from, and soon found that it was coming from himself.
"Yuck I smell like...HYENA PISS?!"
Dum! Dum! Dum!
The End