Why do i always forget about this? Disclaimer: Do not own Megamind or 50 first Dates. Don't kill me please.
50 First Extraterrestrial Dates trailer
Man 0: „So Andrew how was your weekend?"
Man 1: "I met this girl in Metro City…"
Man 2: "This was the best week of my life."
Man 3: "When I asked her for her phone number, she told me she was…"
Man 2: "Married."
Man 1: "Lesbian."
Girl 1: "Straight."
Man 4: "Why didn't you tell me you were infiltrating mafia?"
Roxanne: "I'm afraid it was not an option, Mark."
Man 4: "Max."
Roxanne: "I know, I changed your name for your protection." *looks around*
Beginner reporter, Roxanne Ritchi's best relationship was with her work. She was not looking to settle down. But one day the unthinkable happened…
Bliiinded by the light
Revved up like a duce…
Grandma: "Are you staring at me or him, 'cause you're starting to freak me out."
Megamind: "I'm Megamind."
Roxanne: "Hi, I'm Roxanne Ritchi. Nice to meet you."
Megamind: "Nice to meet you."
…. The only problem is…
Roxanne: "Good morning."
Megamind: *smiles than notice her* AAAAAaaaaah!"
Roxanne: "Aaaaaahhhh!"
*In the bar*
Roxanne: "What is going on?"
Wayne: "Last year Megamind had a car accident, he lost his short-term memory."
…He won't remember her tomorrow.
Roxanne: "You and I are actually seeing each other."
Megamind: *dehydrates her*
Minion to rehydrated Roxanne: "Don't worry, this won't cause you to lose your short-term memory…. Was your head shaped like this before he dehydrated you?"
Now the girl that was afraid of commitment.
Roxanne: "I just want to try something that would help him remember me."
Megamind: "It's a CD?"
Roxanne on the screen: "During this short scene you will be played by Lena."
*camera shows a woman with big blue afro wig.*
Lena: "Aloha! Sorry about your brain."
…is going to extreme…
*Roxanne places a robot dog on the street.*
Roxanne: "When he stops, let him take a look on you. Ok, here he comes, smile."
*Megamind drops stuff on the car's floor*
Roxanne: "Why he's not slowing down?... Oh, NO!"
*car doves over the dog, but it's okay x]*
…To get the man (alien).
Roxanne: "Do you have any idea who I am?"
Megamind: "I have never met you"
Roxanne: *fakes crying*oh, noooooo. Come on!
…Tina Fey…
Roxanne: "it's gonna be alright Megs."
Megamind: "Don't call me 'Megs'. I barely know you."
Minion: "Sir, you kind of date her."
Megamind: "Wha…I…"
Roxanne: "Sorry, I'm not the prettiest girl…"
… and Will Ferrell…
Roxanne to Hal: "Ok, this is him. Pretend to attack me, so he pulls over."
*Hal's trying to steal Roxanne's purse and she struggles. Megamind stops.*
Roxanne: "Help me please!"
*Megamind leaves the car and fires laser at the Hal's feet. The cameraman drops the purse and starts running*
Roxanne: "Ok, enough, enough."
Megamind: "Are you okay?"
Roxanne: "Yes."
Megamind: "Ok, I'll be right back. – Hey! Get over here!" *starts chasing Hal*
Roxanne: "Nononono!"
50 first extraterrestrial dates.
Enjoy ;]
Why nobody pointed this out to me? It's Lena, not Judy. Forget the 'Judy' person, I don't even know her... ;]
