disclaimer:i sadly do not own fullmatel alchemist if i did noa and winry would be dead and ed would never have his shirt on NOW ON WITH THE STORY
Ed was in Roy's office with his brother Al much to his displeaser and hearing another rant about how much he was causeing trouble for Roy and some other stuff that he didn't hear because he was falling asleep.
Until Ed thought he felt something crawling on his flesh leg so he looked down to see what was crawling on his leg and as soon as he saw what was crawling on his leg his eyes went as wide as dinner plates it was IT WAS A SPIDER and ED scearmed so loud that you could hear him on pluto Ed started jumping around and shkeing his leg trying to get the spider and while he was to distracted by trying to get the spider off Roy was laughing his ass off and as Roy was laughing he tried to see what was wrong "f-fu-fullmetal what is going on?" and Ed was STILL trying to get the spider off screaming "SPIDER SPIDER OH MY GOD SOMEONE GET THE DAMN SPIDER IT'S GOING TO KILL ME"
and while Ed was scareming that Roy burst into laughter once again and stoped Ed from thrashing around and grabed the spider off of Ed's leg and chuckled as Ed went wide eyed disbeliveing that Roy was holding the worlds most deadliest animals Roy chuckled at ed's face and said "fullmetal i can't believe you were afraid of a small harmless creature" Ed came to his sense and frowned thinking oh grate now cornal basterd knows my one true fear damn i hate spiders and said "shut it! unless you want me to read your diery." Ed finished with a devious smirk Roy went wide eyed and said with a stutter"h-how did you find that?" ed thought for a momment and said " i'm not going to tell you" "give me diery you short midget" roy said he knew what would happend and is that it will distract Ed from his diery long enough that Roy can take his diery back "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL HE HAS TO USE THE ELEVATOR TO CLIMB ONE FRIGGIN STEP YOU ASSHOLE"
ed shouted hitting Roy in the head with his diery Ed is now pissed and says "you know what you really are dummer then you look i was going to give it back to you without you haveing to humileate youself but know sencse you made that short coment you are going to have to BEG me to give it back to you" Ed said with a truely evil smile on his face Roy stears at Ed in disbelif and says "now fullmetal remeber i am higher rank then you and as your superior i comand you to give me my damn diery"
"no i won't listen to you Roy now i want you to beg me to give you back your diery" roy grumbbled "ok ok" "pleaes give me my diery back" Ed frowned " and said "oh cooome on that's not begging that's asking now on your knees and BEG me for heavens sake"
growling Roy got on his knees and said with feeling "pleeeeeeease Ed giiive meee baaack myyy diery" Ed smiled "that's more i like it now kiss my feet and say "Ed you are truely the gratest alchemist alive" Roy kissed Ed's feet and said "Ed you turly are the worlds gratest alchemist" Ed smiled and gave Roy his diery and roy gave Ed a glere and said "fullmetal you will pay for takeing my diery mark my words fullmetal" and with that Roy started to laugh evily and made Ed worried that maybe Roy was secretly an insane phycopath that should be put in an insane aslym where he can seek help so ed started thinking about a plan to get roy into and insane ayslam with padded walls
TO BE COUNTINUED...(eventurly)
(AN:i know i have awful grammer and spelling so please don't mention that in any reviews please and thank you now REVIEW OR I SHALL SICK MY EVIL LLAMAS ON YOU)