-In which, "Since you two are gay—" "WE ARE NOT!" "—Hinata-chan and I have decided to wing it!" "Huh?" "We're dating now." "WHAT?" Why in the world was this happening? The sky wasn't falling, so why?
Yay, a new chapter! I actually thought of this one a long time ago, but I never got around to putting it up. And so here it is! It was supposed to have gone into my It's Funny when fanfic, but then I thought I wrote this a bit differently than all those comedy oneshots I had in there, so it became it's own story. I hope you enjoy it!
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❤❀~A Strange Occurence~❀❤
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Naruto was snoozing away, sleeping into the afternoon. He had came back from a harsh mission just the other day and, needless to say, he was tired. Very tired. Very. And so, here he was just sleeping. Sleeping and dreaming about ramen. Ooh, ramen…
"UZUMAKI! GET YOUR A** OUT HERE!"
He fell out of his bed. At first, he had thought it was his imagination. And so he climbed back into his bed and started catching zzz's again, but then…
"UZUMAKI!" THUD, THUD, THUD!
He fell out of his bed. Again. Who the hell was knocking on his door at this hour? But then he looked at the clock and realized Oh, right! Everyone else is awake by this time.
"I'm coming, I'm coming. Hold your horses!" But when he opened the door, he was met with a Gentle Fist punch into the gut and fell backwards onto the floor. "WHAT THE HELL? NEJI! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
"You…" The boy was absolutely fuming. Smoke was coming out of his ears. "You did this." A finger was pointed at the blonde. "You made Hinata-sama… You…" He was so angry he couldn't even finish any of his sentences. "I'll kill you for that!" And he pounced.
"WAIT, NEJI! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG!" Naruto ran behind his bed. "PLEASE! SPARE ME, HUH?"
"You… ARG!" Did Neji just growl? "Your fault!" And was he foaming at the mouth? "Your fault, IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Insert Simba's roar here, and it was official: Neji had gone completely bonkers. And again, he pounced.
"OH, PLEASE! GOD! NO! WHAT DID I DO?"
And then the door opened.
"Oh, Kiba! Thank goodness! Help me! Neji's—um, Kiba?"
The dog-boy was also growling, eyes completely seeing red. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"WHAT?" And so instead of just one person, Naruto was running from two. "COME ON, YOU GUYS! JUST WHAT DID I DO?"
And then the door opened again.
"Oh, Shino! Please! Help me!"
But the bug-boy did nothing, just raised his hands.
"Um . . . Shino?"
"YOU'RE DEAD, NARUTO!" And suddenly, the whole entire apartment was filled with dangerous insects!
"OH, COME ON! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG!"
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"I wonder why Naruto's late."
"Hn. Kakashi must have rubbed off on him."
A puff of smoke. "Yo. Oh, where's Naruto?"
"That's what we're wondering, too, Kakashi-sensei."
"Odd. He's always on time whenever we have a sparring session."
"Maybe he overslept." Oh, how right Sasuke was.
"Or maybe something happened to him." And oh, how right Sakura was, too.
"Hey . . . what's that?"
"What?"
"That." Kakashi pointed to a figure in the distance, walking towards them.
"You don't think that's Naruto, do you guys?" Sakura asked.
"Hn, can't be. The dobe's an idiot, but he's not that big of an idiot."
But Sasuke spoke too soon because, in the distant, on crutches and wrapped up in bandages like a mummy, and coming their way was indeed their late teammate.
"Oh, god, that is the dobe."
"Naruto!" Sakura ran to him, the other two following behind. "What happened?"
"Hemni mebma msmnno mhmhe mm mon nm mmhmmhm!"
Question marks floated over his teammates' heads. What?
"Oh, hold on." And Sakura took out a kunai and made a mouthhole for Naruto to talk through. "You were saying?"
"NEJI, KIBA, AND SHINO ATTACKED ME FOR NO REASON!"
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"WELL, SAY SOMETHING, YOU GUYS!"
"Wow, Naruto, what did you do to get them so angry this time?"
"Hn, dobe, I'm not getting revenge for you."
"Whoa, I never knew people would react to the news that badly."
"I DID NOTHING!" Naruto yelled. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID! THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME! AND—hey, wait a minute, Sakura-chan, what did you mean by that?"
Everyone glanced at the rosette know who was scratching her head and laughing awkwardly.
"Well, you see, funny thing about that is . . ."
"Sakura-chan!" There was a blur of dark blue, and Sakura was thrown into a tight hug.
"Oh, Hinata-chan!" And she pecked the girl on the cheek.
Now even BIGGER question marks floated over her teammates' heads. What just happened?
"Um . . ." Naruto was baffled. "Sakura-chan?"
Kakashi didn't know what to say. "Care to explain, Sakura?"
"You . . . you didn't t-tell them yet, Sakura-chan?" Hinata asked.
"Tell us what exactly?" Sasuke seethed.
"Oh, well, I wanted to tell you guys myself, but Naruto ended up being so late that I didn't have a chance." Sakura explained. "Anyway, here it is. Since you two"—she pointed at Naruto and Sasuke—"are gay—"
"WE ARE NOT!"
"—Hinata-chan and I have decided to wing it!"
"Huh?" What did she mean by that?
"Well, to put it bluntly, we're dating now."
"WHAT?" Why in the world was this happening? The sky wasn't falling, so why?
"Ooh," Kakashi said like a little child, watching the climax of his favorite show. "This is getting JUICY!"
"What—what? But why?" Naruto asked, whimpering like a puppy. "Why would you and Hinata-chan do this to me and the Teme?"
"Che, it's not our faults half the whole world thinks the both of you are gay." Sakura told him.
"WE ARE NOT GAY!"
"N-Naruto-kun, S-Sasuke-kun, please d-don't get mad. But . . . we have b-both decided that you two are a lost cause, and we . . . we need to move on."
"YOU CAN MOVE ON TO OTHER GUYS, NOT EACH OTHER!"
"Really, you two, there's nothing wrong with two girls getting together."
"IF IT'S YOU TWO THEN, YES, THERE IS!"
"Hmp, if you can't accept then fine! Let's go, Hinata-chan!"
And the two girls left, leaving both Naruto and Sasuke shocked.
"Wow!" Kakashi said. "You both have turned a girl completely to girls—and not only that, but you managed to turn both the heiress of the Hyuga clan and the Hokage's apprentice into each other. That has got to be a world record. Tsunade's not going to be happy."
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"Shut the Hell up."
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