Konichiwa! Arrigatou for reading it is much appreciated! Well… cliff notes? Hmm? Did I say that. Well bad me ne? Really tis just crap. Demo tis still important. Here you goes!

Key:

[An:..] = Author Notes (duhs)

"________" = Dialog

~________~ = Thinking/thoughts (Wow they have those!?!)

'________' = Quoting

~.~.~. = Changing scene/perspective or time lapse (Hai Rin-chan tis south park)

Mini-Dictionary:

Aho: Moron

Arrigatou: Thank you (add domo to get very)

Baka: Idiot/Dolt/Stupid/fool

Chibi: Mini/Small/Tiny

Gomen: Sorry

Hai: Yes

Ina/Iiei (or iei): No/Nope

Inu: Doggie

Itai: Ow/Ouch

Ja ne: See you later/ bye

Mai: My

Minna: Everyone

Neko: Cat

No: Of (is?)

Omoshiro: Amused

Onegai: Please

Tamae: Bitch

Watashi: I

Yarou: Bastard

Youkai: Demon

Youki: Demonic Energy

Contacts: Email:

Chibimara@yahoo.com [tis my main]

Or

Kira_kitear@yahoo.com

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Yahoo:

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AOL:

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Reviews: These are greatly appreciated! I love deaf threats [just as long as you aren't surely t'inking of acting 'em out *laughs*] Flames are fine! Just onegai send 'em via email [email listing above]. Arrigatou!

The Lady or the Tiger?, was originally by Frank R Stockton (1834-1902): Born in Philadelphia, the third of nine children. An ancestor, Richard Stockton, was one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence. Stockton was an engraver by trade, but he spend of his spare time writing stories. His earlieststories were for children, but later he began writing for adults. The Lady or The Tiger, is Stockton's bested known work. When it was published in 1882, it caused much excitement as readers debated what the ending should be. -Taken form 'Prentice Hall: Literature Gold'.

Special thanks to: Rin-chan (just cuz I wanted to). Enzeru for giving me the translation & helping out. All my other friends. My English teacher for allowing me to barrow her book & editing this. Konichiwa: Karen, Tenn., Sammantha, nee-chan (big sis) Racheal S., Anee-ue (Zer!) Rin-chan, Inu-san, Shade, Inu-chan, Heather, & Every one else on Sit boy Chat room! Arrigatou my good friends!

[AN: Well that's it there ain't any more ……….. Wait don't go I was joking the first (and every short) chapter should be up by now! Ja ne no minna!]