-1This is my 3rd fanfiction and I think its funny at times… It all depends on your sense of humor. Here's the story! If I make ANY spelling mistakes don't even bother telling me, because I cant figure out how to spell them.
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, Sakura, Sasuke, or anyone else mentioned in this story
Normal POV
"Talking"
'Thinking'
-PROLOUGE-
Riza walks into the Fuhers' office to talk to him about the current situation in the military.
Riza- "Fuher King Bradley?"
Fuher- "Yes Lt. Hawkeye?"
Riza- "We have run out of food in the whole military and everyone is hungry."
Fuher- 'stupid gluttony' "Go with the rest of your unit to the supermarket, that is your new mission."
Riza- "Yes sir!"
-2 MINUTES LATER-
Riza- "Hello Col. Mustang."
Roy- "Why are you here? I thought you were on a lunch break?"
Riza- "There's no food, and we have a new mission."
Roy- "What is it?"
Riza- "We have to go grocery shopping with our unit, it's the Fuhers' idea."
Roy- "Great, first I find out the Fuher is a Homunculus and now he wants us to go shopping for him?! That is messed up."
Riza- "Would you like me to get the unit assembled?"
Roy- "Yes and call Fullmetal and his brother while your at it."
Riza- "Ok."
-10 minutes later they all show up-
Roy- "Breda, Furey, Falman, Fullmetal, Hawkeye, Havoc, you all know your mission. We are to meet in front of the supermarket in 0:22 hours."
Ed- "Why do WE have to shop?!"
Roy- "Because if we don't I might get fired. Now shut up!"
Ed- 'I really wish he wasn't my superior…'
Roy- "Disperse!!"
All- "Yes sir!"
This is my best work so far. Please read and review I want 5 reviews or I wont post the next chapter.