Super Sakura

A/N: …. Random idea.

Summary: Sakura Haruno was an average girl, until she was kidnapped by a league of super villains, who are all infatuated with her. Fortunately, her rescuers are coming! Unfortunately, they're infatuated with her too. Why is this happening to her? Will she decide to love the superhero or the super villain?

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Twenty one year old Sakura Haruno hummed to the beat of her IPod, which had little pink earphones blaring music into her ears. Her long, pink hair cascaded down her back. She had a hot pink tanktop, black shorts, and a pair of jogging shoes on. It was late, and the sun had already set.

Sakura felt her phone vibrate, and she slipped it out of the pockets of her shorts. Flipping the phone open, she answered, "Hello?"

"Sakura," Ino Yamanaka, one of Sakura's roommates, shouted at her through the phone, "It's, like, ten o'clock! Why aren't you home? Your medical science report is due tomorrow, isn't it?"

"Yeah," Sakura responded, smiling at her friend's childish behavior, "But some college students actually get their work done ahead of time, Ino."

"It's not my fault you don't have a social life, Sakura darling." Ino giggled, "So anyway, hurry up, okay? You left your keys on the kitchen table, and I have a whole series of exams tomorrow. I really need to get some sleep. Tenten has a karate tournament tomorrow, and Hinata is leaving at like, three in the morning to go visit her dad. So hurry up, because we're all tired. Why do you jog, anyway?"

"Because," I huffed in annoyance, rounding another street corner, "It's good for you."

"So is salad, and that's a lot less work," Ino laughed into the receiver.

"Whatever. I'm almost home, okay? I just have to run up Baker Street, and round the corner, so just leave the door open. I promise, we won't get robbed within the five minutes it'll take me to get there—" Sakura froze, dropping her phone as she stood in silent shock.

"Sakura?" Ino said, "Sakura, are you there?"

Sakura inhaled sharply at the sight before her. It smelled like carnage, a disgusting, rank odor that she had never before had to experience. There were bodies, at least six or seven, littered in the dark alley. There were two men, one of which was being pinned against the wall by the other. The one being pinned was actually someone she knew. He was a young security guard for my apartment complex. She usually saw him in bright yellow security clothing, but right now, he was dressed like…

Well, he was dressed like a freaking superhero.

He had these black, baggy jeans and a dark blue hoodie with a white lightning bolt insignia on it. The hood was pulled down, and his jet black hair was spiked backwards. His eyes were normally obsidian, but right now they were a piercing crimson. He was wearing one of those little black identity hiding masks.

Of course, if anyone in that cartoon universe had a brain, they'd realize that Superman was Clark Kent without the glasses. So obviously, Sakura recognized this masked moron as her building's security guard, Sasuke Uchiha.

Sakura briefly noted that Ino has been trying to get in his pants for about three years.

Now, let's talk about the one attacking Sasuke. Strangely enough, he looked a lot like Sasuke. Right down to the Marvel inspired clothing. His black hair was in a low ponytail, and his eyes were bright crimson as well. He had a suit and a red tie, with a black cape and a red masquerade mask. He was grasping Sasuke's throat, choking him to death.

Sakura heard Sasuke give pitiful gasps as he wriggled desperately. It was to no avail. The man in the suit had him trapped.

She had to do something, didn't she? He was her security guard for Pete's sake!

Sakura picked up a stone and inhaled sharply. She wasn't her college's star softball pitcher for nothing. She took her stance and aimed carefully, throwing the stone. It slammed into the side of the man's head, and he fell with a thump.

Sasuke looked shock. He looked at Sakura wide eyed, and then said, "Run. Now."

She took a step back, "Wh-what's going on? Why was he attacking you?"

The man in the suit staggered, rising. He looked straight at Sakura, teeth bared, "I'm going to kill you, girl."

"No," Sasuke stepped out, "I can't let you do that." He got into a fighting position, muscles tensed.

Sakura was frozen. She couldn't believe this was happening. She couldn't even bring herself to move her feet.

"You can call me the King of Embers," He whipped out a small rose and smirked. Suddenly, the rose went up in flames and charred to mere ash in his hands. "It's a shame. I don't think you'll look quite as pretty once you're ash."

Sakura's jade eyes widened at the fire that now swallowed his palms, "What are you?"

He gave a deep, throaty chuckle, "My dear, haven't you heard this cliché before? I'm your worst nightma—"

There was a flash of bright light and intense heat, and the King of Ember was down.

Sakura covered her eyes to protect them from the light, and after a moment she looked again, squinting heavily.

Sasuke had disappeared, and in his place was a human form made of flickering white hot light. It crackled as it moved, blue electric sparks shooting off on it as it made its way towards the King of Ember. It let out a lengthy snarl, and jolts of red hot electricity shot from its hands.

"Wh-what…?" Sakura squinted at the thing. It reached down as if to touch the fallen man. She had to stop it, right? She couldn't let them try to kill each other, no matter what the man has done.

Judging by the loitering stench of corpses, he deserved it. But then, wouldn't Sasuke be convicted for murder as well?

"Stop," Sakura shouted. It didn't even face the glowing, crackling electric form. She shouted again, "Sasuke, stop!"

The electric figure froze, and turned to face Sakura. There was a white flash, and in its place was Sasuke. Sasuke looked at Sakura with expressionless eyes. He took a step towards her, and collapsed to the ground.

Sakura rushed forward, kneeling next to him, "Sasuke? Sasuke, are you dead?"

He groaned in response.

Sakura sighed, "I'm going to take you home, okay? I assume you don't want to go to a hospital and expose your, um, secret identity? Do you?

He groaned again.

"I'll take that as a no." She slung his arm over her shoulder, and after a lot of struggling managed to stand. She huffed as she took a few slow steps forward, "Wow, muscle really does weigh more than fat."

Sasuke gave a weak chuckle as he plodded along with the help of Sakura, "H-how did you know it was me?"

Sakura's face went expressionless for a moment. Then, she burst into loud peals of laughter, "Are you kidding me? You know that mask thing doesn't really work, right? That's only in cartoons."

"Mask?" Sasuke frowned, then realized, "Oh, right. My hood must've fell down when I was fighting. I usually have the hood up."

"Usually?" Sakura sighed as she neared her apartment, "How often do you do this, Sasuke?"

"Would you stop saying my name?" Sasuke snapped, "It's superhero rule number one!"

Sakura giggled softly, "So you are a superhero. A real one? I'm impressed. Although the costume thing is pretty dorky. At least you aren't in spandex." She grimaced at the thought. Ew.

She stepped inside the apartment complex after typing her code. She dragged Sasuke to the elevator and hit the up button. Once the golden doors opened, she brought him inside.

Elevator music and awkwardness ensued during their lovely trip up. "So," Sakura spoke up, "What should I call you while you're in costume then?"

He smirked, "Static Shock."

Sakura smiled, "I believe that's taken."

"What?" Sasuke scowled, "Damn!"

"Uh," Sakura paused in thought, "I'll try to think of something."

Sasuke paused, "Hn." He reached up, tucking a strand of bubblegum pink hair behind Sakura's ear, "You know, you're something else. Someone other than you probably would have called the authorities."

"Someone rational, you mean?" Sakura smiled weakly, turning away to hide the pink on her cheeks. The doors opened, and she walked Sasuke to her room. She opened it slowly, and all the lights were off. She whispered, "They're probably sleeping. Be quiet."

She led him through the dark living room and down the hallway before she opened the door to her room. She walked him over, setting him down on her pink bed. She smiled, "Home sweet home. So, this is what you do in your spare time? Play superhero and get rescued by little damsels? Ino's wanted to know for years."

"God, don't even mention that terrifying blonde harpy!" Sasuke hissed, his eyes narrowed, "She tried to rape me, I swear. She stalked me for months."

"It's probably a bad time to mention that she lives in this apartment." Sakura giggled.

"I'm going to jump out of the window now," Sasuke attempted to sit up, only to face a rippling pain in his head. He let out a grunt and curled up, hands pressed to his head.

"Sasuke?" She squeaked, pressing her small hand against his forehead. It was burning with fever. "Sasuke, I'll get you some water."

She ran into the kitchen, flipping the light on and grabbing a clean glass. She quickly filled it up with water, and turned around.

Through the window, there was a face. It was definitely a man. He had orange hair and gray, ringed eyes with multiple piercings all over his face.

Sakura dropped the glass, and was too frozen in surprise and fear to even scream. She only stood there with her mouth open as the glass shattered on the floor.

The man smiled, and disappeared. The notion crossed Sakura's mind that things were getting stranger by the hour.

"Who's there?" A shrill voice demanded, as its owner jumped out.

"Ino," Sakura muttered, "It's me. Put the bat down."

Ino Yamanaka's long, blonde hair was undone from its usual ponytail. She was in a frilly purple nightgown, with fuzzy purple slippers. "Oh," She lowered the bat, which she had taken from Tenten's room long ago, "Thank god."

"Ino, you do realize that you pose little to no threat, right? I mean, I couldn't take an attacker seriously in fuzzy slippers. Besides, I'm fairly sure that's one of Tenten's Styrofoam bats from when she coaches little kids. Not threatening whatsoever." Sakura sighed, sweeping up the glass fragments.

"Hmph," Ino snorted, tossing the bat to the side, "So, why'd you drop the glass? If I flunk even one of those tests, I'll kick your ass."

"You're a fashion major. If you fail those tests, you need to kick your own ass." Sakura smirked, refilling a new glass.

"Feh. I'm going back to bed," Ino stomped back to her room.

Sakura eyed the window warily, watching for that peeping man. Seeing that he has either left after being caught, or was out of view, she made her way back to the room, muttering to herself, "Maybe I should call 911. After all the oddities today, he might just be… King Neptune, or something equally ridiculous."

She closed her eyes in frustration, rounding the corner to her room. She was about two steps away when she ran into a chest.

A manly chest.

Sakura's eyes snapped open, as she stared into the very face of the man who'd been peeping inside of her window only minutes ago. She let out the beginning of a scream before he covered her mouth, and they simply vanished.

A/N: Ooh. Cliffhanger. I realize the superhero names are stupid. If some superhero has already taken these names, please let me know. Of course, more people will soon appear.

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The List by DeliciousXDistractions

This has an incredibly entertaining plot. I personally find the characters quite believable. Personally, Pein's chapter is my favorite. Although, I can't help but wonder what'll happen now that their school's burned down. This is an incredibly entertaining story with a nice vocabulary and believable thought processes. I loved it, and you might too.

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