15 ways to annoy Itachi Uchiha

by oonezumi

15 ways to annoy Itachi Uchiha. May result in torture or death. My first fanfic, PLEASE R & R! PLEASSSSSSSSSE! To save the weasels!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto characters.

15 ways to annoy Itachi Uchiha

1. Tell him that he's beautiful.

2. Call him a midget.

3. Cut his ponytail.

4. Blame it on Kisame.

5. Give him a speech on the concept of "brotherly love".

6. Ask him the "what came first the chicken or the egg" question.

7. Ask him why he joined "the dark side".

8. Invite Sasuke over on his birthday.

9. Sing him the "Pop goes the weasel!" song.

10. Run around screaming "Sharingan!"

11. Narrate everything he does.

12. For two days straight.

13. Read him a list of his pairings.

14. Yaoi pairings.

15. Ask him why he has old lines on his face.