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Warning! JASPER DOES NOT GET CRAZY ABOUT BLOOD! HE IS LIKE THE OTHER VAMPIRES IN THE STORY!
Edward POV
This class is so boring!
I've been through it before. Actually I think everyone here has.
When I was a human we would never have had a class about sex-ed. I'm just lucky there aren't any perverts in my class. Well, except for Emmett.
Emmett, Alice, and I are all in the same class.
Alice isn't so bad; she knows how to control her thoughts. Emmett on the other hand…
Bella usually covers everyone's thoughts for me, but last night we were playing truth or dare and she was dared no to use her shield for a whole day.
Emmett's dare… is one I can't wait to see. This is my first class with him all day. I have seen glimpse of it through my family's thoughts.
However this will be the best class for his dare.
"Alright class, now we are going to have a discussion. I will ask some questions. Raise your hand to answer," The teacher, Mr. Treelim, says.
Last night, Emmett was dared to answer every question asked.
"Remember when I ask these questions I am just as embarrassed as you. Okay, first question, how many of you know what a condom is?"
Everyone raises there hands.
"Who wants to tell me what they are used for?"
All the hands drop except for Emmett's.
"Mr. Cullen."
"You use a condom when you are sexually involved with a banana."
"What?" Everyone cracks up.
"I saw it on T.V. When the T.V. people show you how to use a condom they put it on a banana, so they must be having sex with a banana."
"Okay," Mr. Treelim says slowly. What a weird child.
"Next, ho-how many of you are sexually involved with another?" He turns red.
Emmett sticks his hand in the air.
Some of the other kids raise there hands, but not nearly as high as Emmett's.
"Those of you who are together, you make sure to wear a condom right?"
Some of the people nod their heads.
Emmett drops his head and says, "No."
"Mr. Cullen, are you saying that you do not use a condom?"
"Yep. There is no need to."
And his dad is a doctor! You think he would know better.
"The average sexually involved teenager has intercourse once a week. Raise your hand is that is false for you."
Emmett is the only one that raises his hand.
I wish I had at least that, one girl thinks.
"No kidding," Alice says.
"Why don't you raise your hand?" I ask her.
"What about you?"
"Touché."
"Mr. Cullen I hope that it is less than once a week." Mr. Treelim says.
"Nope" he says popping his 'p', "Definitely more."
"Mr. Cullen, a child your age should not being that much…um…this program is about abstinence. If you are not abstinent then we recommend protection."
"I understand, but I'm not going to take your advice."
The teacher gives him a look.
"What? I didn't do anything?" Emmett says.
"Mr. Cullen, go to the principal's office."
"I didn't do anything" He says again.
"Now! Mr. Cullen"
"Ooh Eddie you're in trouble!" Emmett says.
"Last time I checked Emmett, Edward's last name is Mason." Alice says.
"Emmett Cullen, now!"
"But I was having so much fun!" Edward, if Carlisle has to come down I will kill you!
Emmett stands up and begins walking out
"Not my fault if you get grounded" I whisper.
I'm getting you back tonight. Game on!
"Ooh, yay!" Alice says.
Later that night: Third person
"Are you guys ready?" Alice asks.
Carlisle and Esme head to Isle Esme leaving the kids in charge of the damage. If it wasn't fixed by the time they get back they will… Well no one's sure, but it will be bad.
"Yeah let's go!"
"Me first! Me first!" Emmett yells.
"I don't know Jasper had the worst last night" Alice says.
"What! All he had to do was fail his civil war test. Mine was way worse!" Emmett argues.
"Emmett's was pretty bad," Jacob says.
"Emmett doesn't have to go at all," Edward says knowing his dare from Emmett will be pretty bad. Unless he picks truth… How bad could truth be? He can't make fun of my sex life because of the bet with Bella. Hmm.
"Yes I do!"
"Fine, in favor for Emmett to go first?"
Everyone raised there hand except for Alice.
Then she saw what Emmett make Edward do and she is all for Emmett going first.
"Great, Edward, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Oh umm… How many girls have you dated before Bella?"
Bella and Edward never had the awkward past relationships talk.
"One."
"Eww dad I did not need to know that." Nessie says.
"Really?" Bella says a little hurt.
"Yes but that was before I turned. I only courted her twice I think. Then I got sick."
"Oh well okay I guess."
"I don't even remember her name."
"Alright Edward, your turn," Rosalie says to her brother.
"Okay Jasper, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to run around town in Alice's favorite Bikini."
"No he'll stretch it! No offense Jazz." Alice screams.
"Too bad, I think that's why I chose your bikini." Edward says.
"Come on Alice lets go." Jasper stands up. Grabs Alice's hand and they head to their room.
Ten minutes later they are all downtown watching Jasper run around and get laughed at.
When they get back to the house Jasper dares Rosalie to smash her mirror.
The game keeps going until everyone had a turn and it is back on Emmett to dare someone.
"Bella, truth or dare?" Emmett asks.
"Dare," Bella says proudly.
"I dare you to get kicked out of Disneyland!"
"No she can't we are going there next week for vacation." Nessie says.
"Too bad sweetie."
Alice has a vision and she starts to scream.
"Yes, yes, yes! I'm going to expand the dare. Instead of only Bella getting kicked out, how about all of us?"
"No," Renesme cries.
Everyone else is for it. So they decide on the rules:
The goal is to be kicked out of Disneyland by the time the park closes.
You must not let anyone know who you are, so we can go back next week for a vacation.
The loser has to pay for the entire trip next week including souvenirs.
No destroying the park.
No stealing
Once you enter the park you can't leave until you are kicked out
"Okay now that the rules are made, time for costumes!" Alice yells.
Sorry about the whole sex-ed thing. The rest of the story won't be like that.
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