Bones and Kirk sat across from each other in Bones' office, each holding a PADD with the paperwork from the last away mission on it. Annoyed by the amount of work he had left, Kirk threw the PADD down onto the table and made an anguished noise.
"What?" Bones asked, looking up from his work.
"I hate paper work! I wish it would go away," Jim said, slouching in his chair.
"Well, why don't you just try hitting on it? It'll be sure to disappear."