Ore-Sama: Hello party peoples! Today I am writing a fic for my OTP- Pippin and Jeffrey.
Warning: Manly keys entering manly holes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Pippin, Jeffrey, or Yugioh GX. I don't own an abridged series either.
Pippin was panicking. Jeffrey's key was not under the mat like it always was, so Pippin couldn't put his key into the keyhole. He heard strange noises coming from inside the room, and decided to try to get in through the window. He walked to the tree that stood outside Jeffry and Zane's bedroom, and looked in through the window. He wasn't sure if he was horrified or turned on by the sight laid out in front of his eyes.
Zane was violently thrusting his thick meaty key into Atticus' keyhole. Atticus was drooling and literally crying for more.
Pippin couldn't watch any longer. He ran into the forest, ashamed of the obvious key in his pants. There he saw Jeffery relieving his own key by the river.
"Oh, Pippin! God, that feels so good..." Jeffery moaned loudly.
"I see you have a little problem there, Geoffrey." Pippin murmured into Jeffri's ear. Jefrey jumped, and he squirted lemon juice from his key onto Pippin. Pippin simply cast his clothes aside.
"I've been denying something for a long time, Jeffrie, and this has made it feel like it was all for nothing." Pippin sighed, then pushed Jeffrei down to the ground and kissed him passionately.
"Hey guys, I think Jaden might be over here!" The voice of a blue-haired midget cried. Pippin panicked, and hid himself inside Goeffry's jacket.
"Hey, have you seen Jaden?" Syrus asked Geoffry.
"Can't see I have. Now get out of my sight, Slifer slacker!" Geoffri snapped.
"Jeez, I was just asking a question..." Syrus muttered and left Geoffrei and Pippin alone.
"Let's continue this another time..." Pippin sighed into Geofrey's ear.
"I'll hold you to that." Geofffrey replied.
Ore-Sama: If you are the target audience of this, you should read When DA Ran Out of Ice, and review. Or just review without reading, using other people's reviews as a sort of guideline. If I get 100 reviews for that story, I will post a video of me singing the blow job song upon youtube! That's all folks.