heroine from hell...!
i'm the princess
please, don't make me laugh
even though i have wings
you don't know half
i'm the princess
my wings are really fake
made from pipe cleaners
and paper from a dirty lake
i'm the princess
otherwise known as a good witch
but most people know
i'm really an annoying bitch
i'm the princess
you listen to me
this train is too shabby
it smells like cat pee!
i'm the princess
i love to play around
even with 'ole Seifer
who's good to get down!
i'm the princess
and i always whine
hey you 'lil prick
i can't fight all the time!
i'm the princess
my mother was a singer
she loved Laguna
and i want Squall's dinger!
i'm the princess
my dog is Angelo
and even with him
i act like a ho!
....(twiddles thumbs, gets sick of rhyme scheme...oh SCREW IT! *rinoa: ok! *haha)
Hell no!
i can't fight right,
but hey
i sure as hell ain't tight!
hey come over here, Squaller
if you give me your ring
i'll make you really holler!
oh SQUEAL!
oh SQUEAL!
oh save me please!
if you do, i promise
i'll get down on my knees!
oh damn it all
no one likes me
oh no, boo hoo
ha ha, tee hee!
those beady eyes, colored blue...
they all like quistis
her hair the color of piss
her voice makes me itch...
Gawd i hate that bitch!
it's funny though
i can't understand
whatever happened to loving a ho?
*****
oh GAWD....i can't believe i wrote this...anyway, rinoa fans, don't take it do hard...i was meant to be a joke... but yeah, Rinoa can be annoying as hell sometimes, but overall, she's okay. but this was conjured up during finals week...go figure. but PLEASE...no hate mail! this is a JOKE peoples! i do kinda like rinoa! i don't hate her that much! O_o