Yeah, this is my first shot of making an all humor fic. It combines ToS, ToP (GBA version), ToL, and TotA as they come to the Tales Bar to relax and talk about their messed up lives. Keep in mind that this is a really big place, and can fit all the characters I can think of. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! There, I said it! Sobs

Day 1

All was calm in the Tales Bar. Well, not really. I mean they were talking, so that doesn't make it calm calm, but, well, you see my point.

"- And then I-I had to, to KILL HER!" Regal yelled out before sobbing uncontrollably on the bar counter.

"There (hic) there. Its all (hic) right. I came 'ome one day to find that my whoooole family had been killed." Chester slurred before taking another swig.

"…Are you even old enough to drink?" Guy questioned.

"Well, maybe I an't, but your friend isn't either!" Chester slurred back.

Asch choked on his beer. "I… uh… got to… uh… go to the… bathroom!" he said before taking off.

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Zelos sat at a table in the corner of the room, drooling at the sight of the girls' table, (Collete, Norma, Shirley, pre-memory Grune, Sheena, and Arche. With Chloe and Mint at a nearby table.) Who were talking about… girl stuff, when Luke (pre-changed) joined him at the table. "Hey Zelos!" he greeted "It's a great day to be rich, isn't it?"

"Oh… hey Luke. You're unusually cheerful today." Zelos groaned at the distraction.

"Oh, that's because I got to see the beach today!" Luke said with a rare grin.

"Whoop-de-do." Zelos groaned at his publicly challenged friend. "Anyway, Luke, what do ya think about that chick in green over there?" he asked as he pointed to the girls' table.

"Well, she certainly has some nice melons…" Luke said in his usual I-couldn't-care-less tone.

"Good! That's the kind of Luke I like! Now, if you will excuse me…" Zelos praised as he got up and walked toward the girls' table.

"Watch out for the chick in brown." Luke warned unenthusiastically.

Moses then walked up. "Hey Luke, what's Zelos doin'?" he asked.

"He's at it again…" Luke said in… that… tone again.

"…"

"…"

"Want me t' call 911?" Moses asked… again.

"No, I wanna watch this."

Moses sat down and they prepared for the show.

Well that's just to start it off. R&R everybody!