Total Drama Return to the Island Chapter 1: welcome to wawanakwa, a total drama series fanfic

Disclaimer

I do not own Total drama or any of its seasons, I do not own Chris or Chef either they are the property of Fresh productions and teletoon, I do however own the 22 contestants and the 5 interns.

Chris Maclean stood on the dock of shame awaiting the director to announce that the show was about to begin.

"We begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" The director shouted as the camera began rolling capturing Chris and a boom mike in its frame.

"Welcome to total drama, the show where we stick a bunch of teens on an island for the whole summer and watch as they leave one by one until one becomes a millionaire." Chris began, "So far we've survived the wild, gone Hollywood, flown around the world and even come across mutated wild animals which were cleaned out of the island."

A unrecognisable roar sounded from the woods shaking the dock.

"Well mostly cleaned out, Heh Heh." Chris laughed rubbing his hands together, "Now the theme for this season is quite simple, we stay here in order to cover environmental lawsuits by treehuggers."

"Let's get a move on Maclean!" The director yelled.

"Of course Mr. Benson. And now to welcome our first contestant... Cole!' Chris exclaimed as the camera panned over to a tall, broad shouldered guy with black hair, sideburns, and green eyes, he was wearing a grey T-shirt, black jeans, and a forest green sweater. As the speedboat landed on the dock, Cole dumped his luggage on an intern and stepped off ship.

"Welcome to the contest Cole!' Chris exclaimed.

"My pleasure." Cole growled cracking his knuckles.

"Now if you could go stand over on the left side of the dock while I introduce our next competitor."

"Whatever." Cole growled walking to the other side of the dock.

"Ok now we welcome Julia!" Chris smiled as another boat pulled up with a redheaded girl with crazy blue eyes, wearing a straightjacket, and skinny jeans who was laughing hysterically on it. "We paid the mental hospital in downtown Toronto quite a sum of money in order for her to compete."

As the boat pulled up the driver grabbed the straightjacket, undid it and pushed Julia onto the deck before driving away as quickly as humanly possible.

"AHHH what's happening!" Julia screamed before jumping off the dock and didn't resurface for 30 seconds.

"She's mentally unstable..." Chris whispered to the camera.

"She's stupid." Cole growled.

Before anyone could even react to what Cole had said, Julia had attacked him and was biting his shoulder while he stood there indifferently. "I don't like you." he muttered picking her up and throwing her off the dock.

"And now we welcome our resident Daredevil, John!" Chris exclaimed as a short kid wearing a helmet, with green eyes, and a yellow and white jumpsuit was driving his speedboat which he plowed right into the deck with and flew right into Cole's arms. "Oh this will be good!"

"Thanks for catching me bud." John said patting Cole on the head not realizing that Cole was glaring at him. "You can put me down now."

"Oh look at the cute little shrimp... we should return him home!" Cole said grinning.

"No wait, NO, NO, NO!" John yelled before Cole threw him in the water laughing. After a few seconds of floundering he managed to stay afloat.

"I don't like that guy..." John muttered sinking a little bit more into the water before Julia popped up beside him and said: "I'm a butterfly" before sinking back underwater leaving John with a very confused expression.

While John was sitting in the water with Julia swimming circles around him singing the pygmy's theme in Celtic another boat with a girl wearing a red one piece bathing suit pulled up to the dock. She had blonde hair done up in a ponytail, green eyes, and braces and looked really happy to be there.

"Now we give a warm welcome to Summer!" Chris said smiling not taking his eyes off Summer.

"But it's July. It's been summer for like two months now." Cole said confused.

"Her name is Summer." John said pulling himself halfway onto the dock. Cole just grunted and kicked him back into the water.

"You're not too bad looking babe." Julia said batting her eyelashes.

"Wait, What?!" Summer said confused.

"I CAN FLY LIKE A EARTHWORM!" Julia screamed before doing a back flip into the lake.

"We are now about to introduce Vanessa!" Chris said smiling.

"HE SAID MY NAME!" screamed a bleach blonde haired girl with dark blue eyes that was wearing short shorts, a team Chris T-shirt with hearts all over it and was carrying luggage with Chris's face on it. "I LOVE YOU CHRIS!" She screamed before the boat came to a sudden stop and she slammed right into Chris's feet.

"Hello Vanessa." Chris said but Vanessa just squealed and licked Chris's shoe before standing up and hugging him. "Wait, are you sniffing my hair?"

"No I was just cutting a lock off." Vanessa said before sniffing Chris's hair and dancing around in a circle.

"You can throw her off the dock if you want." Summer said.

"Nah I might catch crazy." Cole replied.

"I like her!" Julia screamed jumping out of the water like a dolphin carrying a screaming John by his underwear.

"Yes, yes we all like her." Chris said pushing Vanessa away to a safe distance. "Now let's welcome Patrice to this group of crazy people, and me.

"Just going to ignore that comment." Summer grumbled crossing her arms.

"Hey ladies." A Dirty blond haired guy with a perfect tan and baby blue eyes flirted. He wore a muscle shirt that showed off his masculine form and skinny jeans. "The name's Patrice."

"Ugh." Summer groaned rolling her eyes.

"That guy actually has chest hair." Cole said pointing at Patrice.

"What was that?" Summer asked.

"Coughing, I was Coughing!" Cole yelled faking a cough.

"This is fun, what you two have." Julia said rotating her finger while pointing at Summer and Cole.

"Julia! How long have you been standing there?" Cole Growled.

"It doesn't matter because I have legs! To the nuclear reactor on Mars!" Julia screamed before jumping off the deck and landing on top of john who screamed: "Mommy!" before he was pushed underwater by her weight.

"Why you're a beautiful sight to see, call me the boy of your dreams." Patrice flirted with Vanessa.

"Chris is the only man for me!" Vanessa yelled before hissing and backing away slowly.

"Well now that we've all met Patrice, lets meet Spader our resident marine biologist." Chris said motioning to a Black haired, blue eyed guy wearing a blue wetsuit and an air tank on his back." Now don't tell Spader's mother about this, she's a bit overprotective and believes that he's at happy turtle bay fishing summer camp. Haha, What a wimp."

"Wait there's a camp meant for Summer?" Cole asked cocking his head.

"Ugh can someone please explain this to Cole." Chris said face palming.

"He means that it's a camp that takes place in the summer." John Explained pulling himself halfway onto the dock.

"Spinning!" Julia yelled bursting out of the water and grabbing John by the waist.

"Help me." John whispered before he was dragged underwater.

"What's going on here?" Spader quizzed looking at the spot where John had been a few seconds ago.

"Shrimpo's being attacked by a maniac, oh and she's a contestant." Cole said pointing to where Julia was stroking John's helmet saying: "Smoothie, smooth, smooth." While John desperately tried to escape.

"Why can't your mother know where you are?" Summer asked.

"Because she's extremely overprotective." Spader replied smiling.

"Can I talk to you for a moment? Thanks." Patrice asked dragging Spader away from the group. "Okay, you see Summer over there? Stay away from her, She's mine. Thanks for the talk man, remember stay away or ill beat the pulp out of you."

"Uhhh, Okay... Bud." Spader muttered.

"Okay enough about Spader who is obviously a loser and lets welcome a guy who plays some boring sport that no one except old people, bachelors, and rednecks play, give a warm welcome to Greg!"

"FORE!" Yelled a blonde, Scottish looking guy with grey eyes, wearing plaid green golf gear.

"Yeah I can read at a grade 13 level, which is like higher than 8th grade math, wait What does Fore mean?" Patrice asked before a golf ball hit him knocking him out.

"Finally." Summer muttered rolling her eyes. "I thought he'd never shut up about made up things and how he's so smart. I hate guys like that."

"Where did my shot go? It was my best all day, it was like 14 yards." Greg boasted.

"Not impressive." Vanessa muttered. "Chris could do a much better job with a blindfold on.

"Yeah right." Greg muttered, "I'm like a total pro!"

Everyone was silent for a few seconds until Julia popped out of the water spitting Greg's golf ball onto the deck before jumping into the water again yelling "For Narnia!"

"Why does everyone here seem crazy?" Greg asked.

"Because most of them are." Chris growled while Chef was holding Vanessa away from him, "Now let's meet Helga, the brute of this competition!"

A large speedboat that was mostly underwater due to the weight of its passenger sunk just offshore of the dock and a square jawed, red haired, extremely broad shouldered, black eyed girl wearing a pink T-shirt and shorts pulled herself onto the dock.

"Greetings Helga." Chris welcomed, but Helga just sniffed him and grunted indifferently.

"She's the ugliest girl I've ever seen!" Patrice Yelled, "I mean what girl is taller, bulkier, and not to mention has a square jaw and barely any assets! And she's right behind me isn't she."

"Helga no like this pretty man who thinks he knows everything!" Helga yelled in third person.

"She can't even speak properly!" Patrice exclaimed before Helga picked him up and tossed him aside into the water where Julia jumped on him and began yelling, "Onward seahorse!"

"Thanks Helga, he was getting annoying." Summer muttered.

Helga looked at Summer intently before smelling her. "You smell like fruit, Helga likes you!"

"Oh that's my shampoo, its strawberry. Wait, why did you just sniff me?" Summer asked with a confused look on her face.

"Because Helga thinks you smell good!" Helga yelled smashing a dock post with her oversized fists before screaming, "Fruity!"

"This is getting weird." Vanessa muttered.

"Yes, yes it is." Cole replied.

"Now let's welcome Jill!" Chris said while Helga poked Greg with his golf club.

A Speedboat carrying a green eyed girl with a friendly face wearing pink knight armour and carrying a sword in a scabbard at her hip came to a stop at the dock, "Hello everyone how's it going?"

"Why are you wearing armour?" Greg asked.

"It was my grandmothers, it's very important to me." Jill said smiling fidgeting with her armour nervously.

"That's stupid!" Patrice yelled, "Now take off the armour so I can get a good look at you."

"No thanks, that's Kind of creepy." Jill responded with a creeped out expression.

"Ah come on babe. At least take the helmet off." Patrice asked but Jill responded by drawing her sword and glaring at him, "Okay I'll back off, just don't stab me."

"Your armour is so chic!" Julia yelled leaping onto the dock.

"Chic?" Cole asked.

"We'll explain later." Summer said.

"Okay enough about the crazy girl with a sword." Chris said with a bored expression, before Jill growled and sheathed her sword, "Now we introduce Pete, hold your possessions close people."

"Why, hello fellow contestants!" Pete yelled throwing his arms in the air. A twenty dollar bill flew halfway out of his sleeve and he pushed it back in with his hand saying, "Tap, Tap. Anyway how is everyone?" he asked walking past Chris and putting his hand on Chris's shoulder.

"Pete, give me back my wallet please." Chris said angrily.

"Ugh fine." Pete groaned.

"The Money that was in it as well."

"Fine!"

"Pete! The credit card."

"Ok ill give back everything." Pete said hanging his head and passing Chris several bottles of hair gel, a comb, $500, and some pieces of ID. "What a waste of time that was."

"Stay away from my shampoo, its valuable and important to me being clean." Summer growled hugging a yellow bag to her chest protectively while she glared at Pete.

"No worries, I wouldn't steal from my teammates ever, Chris on the other hand..." Pete said eyeing the bag summer was holding intently. "Do tell? What is the exact worth of the contents of your bag?"

"Why would you need to know that?" Jill asked crossing her arms and putting herself between Pete and Summer.

"No reason..." Pete Trailed before pointing at Jill's sword, "Whoa! A gold encrusted sword worth about half a million dollars on , I mean on Ebay..."

"Stay away from my sword you freak!" Jill growled backing away from Pete.

"Have a fake ID my friend. Remember to contact me if you need anymore!" Pete said handing a girls ID to Cole.

"Wow, do I owe you any money?" Cole asked.

"Yes that'll be $795.99." Pete said.

"I Said Do I Owe You Money!" Cole said picking Pete up by his shirt.

"N-N-No..." Pete muttered under his breath.

"Good!" Cole growled tossing Pete aside.

"Ok now in order to proceed we must introduce... Billy!" Chris exclaimed happily as a black haired Indian guy with brown eyes, wearing an old worn tuxedo and tie.

"Hello. Hello, can I interest you in a mint condition jetpack!" Billy marketed as he held a jetpack in the air which fell apart as he lifted it, "Some Assembly required."

"That's a complete rip-off!" Vanessa yelled, "Plus Chris already has a Jetpack!"

"Then maybe I can offer you this prime condition dehydrated sand!" Billy marketed holding sand that was obviously from the island's beach. "$120.95 for a limited time."

"I'll buy it!" Julia yelled dashing over to Billy knocking John off the pier again (Because of his short stature he was having trouble getting onto the pier), "Ahahahaha! It's one of a kind!"

"AWKWARD!" Greg said in a high pitched voice.

"This, guy is weird... hey get away from my bags Pete!" Summer yelled hitting Pete over the head with her bag with shampoo in it.

"I'd keep your wares out of Pete's hands if I were you Billy." Jill stated.

"What! A buyer!" Billy said waltzing over to Pete, "May I interest you in buying a slightly used opossum?"

'Am I! Not!" Pete yelled, swiping a fifty out of Billy's pocket while Billy did the same to Pete.

"Ok let's welcome our next guest, a freaking Albino! Hahaha! That's ridicules!" Chris laughed as an indeed albino girl with Natural bleach blonde hair in a ponytail, Pale blue eyes, and glasses, wearing a teal sweater and jeans walked onto the deck.

"Hey everyone I'm Winter." Winter said shyly.

"Ugh another person named after a season, this is getting too confusing." Cole groaned, "I don't like her."

"Hey, you're ok with me!" Summer replied.

"Ok, I guess I'll give her a trial run." Cole replied shrugging.

"Hello, hello, can I interest you in some super duper spray on tan!" Billy said holding up a can labeled spray on tan that's label peeled off revealing the real label which read: Motor oil spray. "Only $39.99 plus 200% tax!"

"No thanks... Shady guy." Winter said awkwardly.

"Back off Punk before I beat you with a mace." Jill growled pulling a mace out of one of her bags.

"Gyaaaaaah!" Billy screamed running over to Greg and hiding behind him.

"Get off me you little punk!" Greg yelled in a Scottish accent.

"Whoa I didn't know you had an accent!" Spader exclaimed.

"Helga likes accent, she thinks it hot!"Helga yelled batting her eyelashes.

"Damn it I worked hours on suppressing me accent!" Greg said face palming.

"Helga thinks accent makes golfer 10x better." Helga grunted wiggling her eyebrows.

"Now listen here lassie, I'm not very attracted to you. Or you Julia, you're insane." Greg implied pointing at Julia who was sitting on an exhausted soaking wet John who muttered, "I hate this contest."

"You're accent is a major threat to my flirty ways, no more flirting!" Patrice yelled snootily.

"Helga can be attracted to whomever she wants!" Roared Helga as she grabbed Patrice and flung him into a pile of luggage.

"Way to go Helga!" Spader cheered.

"I COULD SMASH YOU RIGHT NOW!" Patrice screamed charging at Spader.

"Hey I'm the only one allowed to smash things here!" Cole growled getting in Patrice's way, "Now give me your lunch money Dork!"

"I'm not a dork!" Patrice Yelled.

"You are while you're in this game dork! Hahahahaha!" Cole laughed while Spader, Summer, Helga, and Winter joined in. "I was serious about the money though."

"Can someone tell me why this weird guy is standing behind me? Winter asked pointing at Pete who was poking at her bags.

"Back off bub!" Summer growled throwing one of Billy's candlesticks at Pete.

"Fine." Pete moped rubbing his head while walking to a dock post and sitting on it before he started to pout.

"He thinks he can steal all of our possessions and get away with it." Vanessa explained.

"It's a terrible habit, Okay!" Pete called from his post.

"Sure it is you greedy jerk!" Vanessa said sarcastically.

"The Drama continues with the introduction of Kai" Chris exclaimed pointing at an empty boat that had just pulled up."

"YOU CALLED!" a Black haired, black eyed, Asian girl wearing an unzipped orange sweater, green shirt, blue jeans, and a purple toque popped out of nowhere.

"Ahhhhhhh!" everyone screamed, shocked by her sudden appearance.

"Uhhh, this is Kai everyone." Chris said settling down. "She's a samurai!"

"I'm a ninja actually, right place wrong Job." Kai responded striking a pose, Ninja style.

"I believe it M'lady." Patrice said bowing, "Is it hard being a Ninja."

"Yes it is quite hard, but the skills are useful in real life." Kai replied happily.

"That's what she said." Billy whispered to Cole.

"Ahaha! Not funny." Cole Growled angrily glaring at Billy.

"So Kai... where did she go." Summer asked looking around.

"YOU CALLED!" Kai yelled from behind Summer and Cole who froze the moment she appeared.

"That is really weird." Winter shuddered.

"I know right." John muttered emptying water from his boots.

"This girl is kind of creepy." Greg whispered to Summer.

"Awww just give her a chance Greg, or should I say Nessie true believer." Summer mocked smirking at the angry expression Greg had plastered on his face.

"Shut up you!" Greg hissed, but it was kind of hard to take him seriously with his accent. "And we all know she be real deep down."

"Yeah, deep down in wherever you're head is, oh wait it's in your butt." Cole said while Summer awed like Greg was a cute baby that had just done something adorable.

"It'd not be funny young sir, or adorable young lassie, I be off in a huff." Greg yelled walking over to where Patrice and Kai were standing.

"Greg's annoyance is funny, but we must continue." Chris laughed, "Now please give a warm welcome to Teresa!"

Another speedboat popped up as a black haired girl with green eyes, wearing a Chef's coat and dress pants stepped off the boat.

"These crab cakes are delish!" an intern on the boat said munching on a crab cake.

"Oh it was a pleasure cooking for such kind gentlemen." Teresa smiled speaking with a French accent.

"Call me." The driver said handing Teresa a slip of paper smiling.

"Chef get rid of them!" Chris yelled waving his arms.

Chef picked up Vanessa and chucked her at the boat in response saying, "Two birds with one stone, Heh heh."

"Ok, we're like leaving Eh." The driver yelled shaking his fist.

"Why did 'ou 'ave to make the nice gentleman leave?" Teresa asked.

"Because, we have a show to finish. Duh!" Chris replied, "Now go mingle, Shoo!"

"'ou don't 'ave to be rude about it Chris." Teresa muttered.

"Hey! Stay away from my man!" Vanessa screeched tackling Teresa.

"Ok break it up you two." Jill said separating the two. Five seconds later they were slap fighting each other with Jill in the middle, "Hey quit it!"

"Helga stop it!" Helga yelled picking Vanessa and Teresa up, "Slaps aren't answer, Fists are!"

"Take this you maniac!" Teresa yelled throwing a kitchen knife at Vanessa, Tearing the back of her shirt.

"Hey that was my Beach edition Chris Maclean T-shirt! You tore a hole in it!" Vanessa screamed back.

"I will sue you for calling each other maniacs! I'm the only real maniac here!" Julia yelled pulling a wet legal document out of her pocket.

"I'll rip your evil heart out you Evil Girl!" Vanessa hissed.

"Someone else insult me, this is great TV." Chris whispered to Chef.

"For once I agree with you." Chef laughed sadistically.

"Ok break it up you two, Vanessa I think Chris needs you." Spader yelled.

"He does! OMG!" Vanessa screamed running over to Chris as quickly as possible.

"Nice thinking." Winter complemented.

"It was just common sense, Helga put Teresa down!" Spader said sternly.

"Helga will obey." Helga said dropping Teresa.

"Ok that hurt." Teresa said her face in the dock.

"Ok, that was really fun and good for ratings, but our next camper Terrance has arrived!" Chris introduced dramatically.

"Just have to finish beating Red!" Terrance said holding his hand in front of John who had walked over to shake hands with him, "Hah take that you ultimate Pokemon master!"

"You play pokemon... Ahahahahaha!" Pete laughed, "That's hilarious, why not sell them, the originals can go for almost a thousand bucks on Ebay!"

"Pokemon is for dorks." Vanessa yelled from where Chef had tied her up, "If Chris doesn't play it then it must be stupid!"

"I've never played it." Kai said putting her finger to her chin pondering about something.

"Trust me. I steal more money from losers that play Pokemon than anyone else." Cole growled before Summer elbowed him saying: "Be nice, he might spare you from being eliminated." So Cole sighed and said, "Fine, but only this once."

"You like games son? You should buy this authentic Super NES!" Billy said holding up a cracked DVD player, "Only $1000.75, and that's its sale price!"

"No thanks, I'll probably buy something from you sometime in the future, as in never." Terrance responded shyly.

"I'll be waiting for you then." Billy said keeping his salesman pitch.

"So have you ever played dungeons and dragons?" Jill asked pushing her way to the front of the group.

"Of course, I play as a Necromancer, I'm guessing you play as a knight?" Terrance asked pointing both his hands 50's style at Jill.

"Actually I play as an Ice Knight." Jill corrected.

"Even better, combat and magic, what do you do in volcano environments though?" Terrance asked.

"I have a..." Jill began but was interrupted by Greg.

"Ok I think we've all had enough Nerd for one day." Greg interrupted.

"Nerd?" Jill asked.

"The correct term is geek..." Terrance began.

"... Fantasy/fiction geek..." Jill continued.

"We both probably play Skyrim, Minecraft, and kingdom rush." Terrance finished.

"Correct, nice finishing touch with the kingdom rush." Jill said smiling.

"Great he's been here for three minutes and they're already in sync." Kai muttered.

"I do not find this that annoying it's actually interesting to watch two people get along so well." Teresa replied.

"If I actually liked her, id totally beat that guy to pulp. But this nerd speak is too damn annoying and geeky." Patrice growled cracking his knuckles.

"What's stopping you?" Pete asked.

"Jill's sword." Patrice replied.

"We're very close to introducing our last competitor, but we still have six competitors to introduce, starting with Theodore." Chris said motioning to a pale brown hair, pale teal eyes wearing a navy blue sweater unzipped halfway with the sleeves rolled up, blue jeans, orange and black shoes, and a purple shirt.

"Hey guys how's it going?" Theodore asked.

"What's with the shoes?" Cole asked pointing at the ridiculous coloured shoes Theodore was wearing, "What is it Halloween?"

"Actually Halloween is in October, not July." Theodore corrected.

"Then why would you be wearing those ridiculously coloured shoes?" Cole replied crossing his arms and grinning.

"Well this is my favorite colour combination." Theodore replied.

"That's stupid!" Vanessa yelled, "Chris wouldn't be caught dead wearing orange and black."

"Yeah, I'd never wear anything coloured like that..." Chris said trailing.

"Only his pajamas are like that." Chef Muttered rolling his eyes.

"Shhhh! No one has to know that you do my laundry!" Chris whispered in a panicked way.

"Only because it's in my contract." Chef growled.

"Don't talk poorly of Chrissypoo!" Vanessa screamed tackling Chef.

"And she continues to prove that crazy has no limits." Spader said pointing at Vanessa.

"The correct term is mentally unstable." Theodore said smartly.

"Oh so we have a smart guy now!" Cole yelled picking Theodore up by his shirt.

"Put my boyfriend down!" Julia screamed.

"I don't even know who you are." Theodore muttered form where Cole was holding him.

"I had a dream where we got married like 15 minutes ago this means we're soul mates." Julia rambled backing away slowly.

"I see you've met Julia, queen of crazy and the lake, which she likes dragging me into." John growled glaring at Julia who was trying to take a corndog from Helga.

"This is Helga's food! Nice Spanish lady make it for me!" Helga yelled holding the corndog above Julia's head where she couldn't reach it.

"I'm French actually." Teresa said angrily.

"French-Canadian or French-France?" Theodore asked, "I speak both dialects."

"Shut your blowhole, smart guy." Patrice growled, "Or just go join the nerd squad."

"Stop being so rude Patrice!" Winter scolded looking up from a book she had been reading, "You just happen to be jealous of his knowledge."

"Am not!" Cried Patrice dashing away quickly.

"He's stupid, don't mind him." Spader said walking up to Theodore, "Names Spader."

"Hello Spader, nice to meet you." Theodore replied shaking Spader's hand.

"And our next guest is Alexa!" Chris smiled motioning to a speedboat filled with pink leopard print luggage and a snooty looking girl wearing pink sunglasses, a neon green tank top, and short shorts. Her hair was an obviously dyed blonde and she had massive earrings.

"Ugh what a dump, daddy promised to give me another private beach house if I came on this show though." Alexa said snootily.

"This is Alexa, our second most spoiled person on this show." Chris said smiling.

"Ugh, for real!" Greg yelled, "One is bad enough, let alone two!?"

"Oh I like your accent is it British?" Alexa asked stupidly.

"Ok first off that's called an English accent, and second off, are you bloody stupid? I'm from Scotland!" Greg Ranted.

"You're Canadian Greg." Terrance reminded Greg.

"I believe you are correct, but that doesn't change any of what I said!" Greg yelled.

"Oh you're a funny guy, say more words!" Alexa squealed grabbing Greg's face, "Your cheeks are so fat!"

"I'm not fat lassie! I'll show you a thing or two!" Greg yelled charging at Alexa, but Terrance and Spader held him back, "Oh just let me kill the dumb daddy's girl and we can get along with our lives!"

"Greg eat a snickers!" Spader said.

"Now why would I want to do that!" Greg screamed, "Stop quoting commercials!"

"You turn into an angry Scotsman with the temper of an old Japanese man when you're hungry." Spader replied.

"Screw off, I don't need a chocolate bar!" Greg yelled marching over to where Cole was giving Billy a wedgie.

"He's a fun fellow!" Alexa smiling, literally emitting stupidity., "Why is that girl in armour?"

"Don't bother her she's..." Terrance started but was interrupted.

"Who's that big ugly girl?" Alexa asked.

"ME HELGA!" Helga screamed in response spittle flying from her mouth.

"Pleasure."

"You're pretty hot." Patrice flirted pushing past Spader and Helga.

"You're not too bad on the eyes yourself handsome." Alexa flirted back.

"Ok we get that Patrice likes Alexa, now we welcome Luke our next competitor." Chris welcomed as a skinny kid with brown hair and hazel eyes walked onto the dock, he wore a green T-shirt and cargo pants, and seemed kind of freaked out.

"Hey guys, how's it going?" Luke asked nervously.

"Pretty good, how are you?" Jill replied.

"Okay I guess." Luke mumbled.

"Can I offer you a deal on this mint condition toaster? Only $599.95 and that's its sale price!" Billy marketed in a perfect salesman pitch.

"I can do without thanks." Luke replied with a slightly annoyed tone.

"Then can I offer you..." Billy started.

'I DON"T WANT TO BUY ANYTHING!" Luke yowled waving his arms in the air, "Sorry, I raised my voice."

"My forgiveness is now only $29.99." Billy offered before he was pushed away by Helga.

"Silly salesman, forgiveness is free!" Boomed Helga.

"You don't ever talk quietly, do you Helga?" John asked.

"Helga can only yell! That's why she banned from 150 different libraries." Helga explained screaming.

"That's... cute..." Luke muttered.

"Helga isn't cute, technically she's ugly!" Theodore inquired.

"HELGA SMASH!" Helga screamed smashing her fists into the dock.

"Helga settle down please." Teresa yelled.

"No I won't!" Helga screamed.

"I'll give you another corndog." Teresa replied.

"CORNDOG!" Helga screamed dropping Theodore who she had picked up.

"This is weird." Luke mumbled.

"You haven't seen anything yet buddy." Winter muttered turning the page on her book.

"What do you mean?" Luke asked before turning around and seeing Julia tempting a shark with John who was screaming his head off.

"That's what I mean." Winter replied.

"Yeah I see what you mean." Luke answered.

"Why is he two people?" Julia yelled from where she was.

"What do you mean two people? I'm not two people. Stop questioning me!" Luke stammered.

"What are you talking about?" Winter asked.

"Nothing." Luke muttered.

"Ok now we welcome a really fat kid named Clyde, Hah Hah that's a ridiculous name." Chris snickered.

"It is not!" A fat guy with brown hair, green eyes, and an enormous gut that made his black shirt and grey sweat pants look tight yelled, "And I'm not that fat."

"Yes you are." Vanessa yelled, "Chris says you're fat, so you are."

"Hey stop being so rude Vanessa, you aren't nice to anyone but Chris, More people like Helga than you!" Jill ranted angrily.

"It's true Vanessa, you aren't very nice." Kai agreed.

"Who's Vanessa?" Alexa asked like a ditz.

Patrice zipped over, put his arm on Alexa's shoulder and said, "You just keep getting more perfect babe."

"Awww thanks Patrice, I am perfect." Alexa giggled.

"Ugh too mushy for my tastes." John said looking away.

"Whooo! When do we eat?" Clyde asked.

"After your first challenge." Chris replied.

"Does that mean that we have a challenge right after this?" Jill groaned.

"Yes, yes it does." Chris replied laughing.

"Yeah a challenge already!" Terrance yelled fist pumping.

"I thought gamers only played video games and didn't like exercise." Clyde implied.

"Who says the challenge is physical." Terrance answered, "And I happen to enjoy cycling."

"It is physical." Chris answered looking up from a mirror he had been staring into. "It's always physical."

"Always?" Summer asked suspiciously.

"Ok mostly physical, but the next one is for sure." Chris growled pointing his mirror at Summer.

"Does it involve running?" Clyde asked.

"Maybe..." Chris smiled.

"Good because I hate... wait did you say maybe?" Clyde questioned.

"What do you hate? Tell Me!" Julia begged.

"Running." Clyde answered.

"You hate running then boy do I have an offer for you, with these jet shoes, they run for you!" Billy said waltzing over to Clyde.

"Wow really? For Free?" Clyde asked.

"Heck no you stupid fat idiot!" Billy yelled.

"That's rude, you big jerk!" Spader growled.

"Don't make yourself a target for my amusement." Cole smirked.

"He's a bully, you might want to watch out bud." Summer implied.

"And now for our next guest, a carpenter named Emily!" Chris welcomed as a pretty blond girl with black eyes stepped off the speedboat she wore a tool belt, a white T-shirt, and torn jeans.

"Can we get more Crab cakes EH?" The driver asked."

"Chef! Get rid of them! They're not supposed to be seen!" Chris yelled as Chef grabbed a shotgun and aimed it at the driver's head.

"Ok we're like going to pick up the last girl EH." The driver yelled panicked before speeding away.

"Remind me to fire him next time." Chris whispered to Chef.

"I'll put it on the notice board in your trailer." Chef said pulling a notepad out and writing something on it.

"Hi my name's Emily." Emily greeted.

"That's like, such a cool name, what does it mean?" Alexa asked.

"I'm not sure exactly." Emily replied.

"It's an English name meaning rival." Theodore responded. "Tough luck, in a competition for a million dollars and your name means rival."

"You're nice." Emily replied sarcastically fiddling with her tool belt.

"My name means awesome and hot." Patrice Bragged walking over to Emily.

"Actually it means Noble woman." Theodore corrected, "You see it's French so..."

"Shut up!" Patrice yelled charging Theodore who bolted, "I'll punch your face in! You little know it all!"

"Only if you can catch me first!" Theodore yelled back hiding behind Helga.

"I will break you little man!" Patrice screamed back.

"Overreact much." Greg commented.

"I know right." Jill agreed.

"So what was that all about?" Emily asked.

"Patrice flirts with every girl, and he has too much pride, figure A + figure B= that." Winter answered pointing her book to where Patrice was giving Theodore a wedgie.

"Hey! You're doing it wrong!" Cole yelled marching over to where Patrice and Theodore were.

"But Patrice is so hot. And that's all that matters in a guy anyway." Alexa explained.

"She's dull." Jill responded.

"What do you know about guys you freak?" Alexa growled.

"That I want one that care for more than my looks." Jill responded angrily.

"Awww that's cute. If you live in the 1930's! Guys only care about how good you look nowadays." Alexa responded, "And then you just leave them when the fun gets boring."

"What do you do for fun prissykins?" Jill growled.

"Drink and have fun in bed, if you know what I mean." Alexa responded snootily.

"Not that I have anything against it but you're under the legal drinking age, you shouldn't be drinking!" Jill retorted.

"And how many boyfriends have you had with that attitude?" Alexa responded pulling her makeup kit out and drawing herself new eyebrows.

"None..." Jill trailed.

"I win, my way's better!" Alexa cheered striking a girly pose. "oooh the last contestant is here!"

"And please welcome Mona!" Chris called motioning to the speedboat filled to the brim with luggage and a Extremely pretty brown blond and grey haired girl, with a perfect tan wearing sunglasses, a tank top and short shorts carrying a purse dog.

"Where's the rest of my, luggage?" Mona asked as a helicopter dumped a ton of bags on top of Pete. "Oh there they are! Is this my competition, they look too easy to beat, but what do I know?"

"That's a lot of bags." Luke commented.

"Shut your face you... ummm, what's your name?"

"I'm Luke." Luke replied offering a handshake.

"Not a pleasure." Mona replied ignoring the handshake.

"Finally someone at least close to my league..." Alexa began before approaching Mona, "Hey Girlfriend!"

"Finally, someone who understands my issues!" Mona replied.

"I'm lost." Kai commented.

"You have a lot to learn Kai." Alexa replied, "Oh and ignore knight girl, She's "Pure" like really uneducated."

"Hey that's rude!" Jeered Clyde

"Stay out of this chubby!" Mona growled.

"She knows my middle name!" Clyde cheered. "Now I just have to get her to let me sit within five feet.

"Ok now that we're all here, it's time for your first challenge!" Chris announced, "You will run to the other side of the island, be quick, or something else might get you... have fun!"

In a matter of seconds Chris had attached his jetpack to his back and had flown off to the other side of the island to begin the Challenge.

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Mona: So these losers don't know that I'm a billionaire, I'm going to win so easily.

Luke: I just hope I don't get in my own way...

Kai, Summer, and Winter were head in head for first place, closely followed by a panting Spader who didn't seem to be doing so well.

"So ladies, and Spader, what do you think of the competition so far?" Summer asked jogging at a moderate speed.

"I think most of them are nice, oddballs, but nice." Winter replied, she had changed into a Pink T-shirt and jogging shorts. "Especially Luke, Jill, Clyde, Teresa, Terrance, and of course you guys."

"No one else here likes Mona? Do they?" Kai asked slowing down slightly so she could jog with her fellow competition.

"No, hate her." Summer responded.

"She seems like a spoiled brat." Winter agreed.

"I really don't like Patrice either." Spader added finally catching up to the three girls.

"Agreed." Summer and Winter agreed.

"Why do you hate Patrice?" Kai asked.

"He threatened to kill me if I ever talked to Summer, or Winter, or you believe it or not ever again." Spader answered.

"That's so rude!" Kai responded.

"Tell me about it." Spader said smiling, "At least he's not here now."

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Spader: Those three girls are really cool, they're the types I'd probably date one day... don't tell my mom!

Summer: oddly I'm the only person who Cole listens to... It's strange I never expected to be holding the reins of a bully.

Kai: I don't like boys who get possessive over girls, like really, we aren't objects!

Winter: (She's reading a book and eating an apple and humming a song completely ignoring the camera) It's quite private in here, away from all the drama... and cameras that won't leave us alone, I spent quite a while trying to escape them...

Teresa, Patrice, Cole, John and Pete were running together a few kilometers behind the first group of people. Patrice was right next to Teresa flirting poorly, meanwhile Cole was trying to keep Pete from stealing his wallet and John had a bored expression on his face.

"And after I destroyed the terrorist organisation I was knighted by the queen and given the Medal of Honor by the president." Patrice bragged.

"Zat is excellent and probably not true." Teresa responded laughing, "'Ou are a good storyteller."

"Why thank you." Patrice smiled.

"You are attracted to far too many women." John muttered.

"What was that short stuff?!" Patrice growled angrily.

"Nothing..." John trailed dashing away from the group.

"Good riddance." Pete growled.

"What do you care about Shrimpo?" Cole grunted.

"He's really annoying." Patrice remarked.

"Is he?" Teresa asked, "I haven't really met him."

"He's fun to bug." Cole answered, "I don't mind him though."

"I hate him!" Patrice argued, "Julia pays way too much attention to him."

"Meh, he was just being annoying, plus his outfit has no pockets." Pete replied.

"Well there are some way more annoying people." Teresa stated, "Take Vanessa for example, I say one thing, and I get attacked."

"That was pretty cool how you threw that knife at her." Pete replied laughing.

"Hey, she deserved it." Teresa responded shrugging, "But Billy trying to sell me all those things, UGH."

"He's the only one I'd steal from here." Pete replied.

"He tried to sell me a new name, like really." Patrice agreed.

"Trash talking people is fun." Cole laughed.

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John: I escaped as fast as physically possible... It was quite lonely afterwards by myself.

Patrice: Pete is getting a bit too popular with Teresa for my liking. I'm going to have to do something about it.

Cole: John is fun to bug.

Teresa: It iz fun to be around people who I can get along with easily.

Pete: Well I wouldn't steal from people who have the power to eliminate me.

Emily, Luke, and Vanessa were running near a creek when they stopped and began panting.

"Do you (pant) think we (gulp) lost them?" Emily gasped grabbing her knees.

"The further we are from Teresa and Mona the better." Vanessa replied.

"I actually like Teresa!" Luke growled, "Maybe you should stop hating on people who you don't get along with that well."

"Maybe you should shut your face!" Vanessa screamed jumping Luke.

"Guys, Guys, we can't fight now, you're just making more enemies!" Emily explained.

"She's right." Vanessa grumbled looking at the ground. "We may already have people we don't like, but we can at least get along right now."

"Yeah I guess you're right, you don't like Teresa but I do, we shouldn't fight about it." Luke agreed.

"Now shake hands." Emily ordered as Luke and Vanessa shook hands.

"Eeeew did you spit on your hand?!" Luke asked shaking his hand wildly.

"What was I not supposed to?" Vanessa asked shrugging.

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Luke: I'm not going to try to make enemies out here, but I keep getting in my own way... thank god for Emily.

Emily: I always fix things... that even includes friendships, not that Luke and Vanessa were friends before this.

Vanessa: In reality I hate Luke, but if I can convince fix-it stupid that I try my hardest to get along with people, she might convince people to spare me.

Julia, Billy, Greg, and Theodore were picking their way slowly past a rocky part of the beach.

"...And can someone explain to me why we just didn't go around like Jill and Terrance?" Theodore asked.

"You decided to come with us!" Greg grumbled.

"Rather be here than with those two and their nerd speak." Theodore replied.

"Can I kill him? Pleeease?" Julia asked giggling, "I want to sell his heart on Ebay!"

"Can I interest you in some Knives then?" Billy marketed opening his jacket to reveal many rusty and blunt knives.

Greg stormed over, grabbed a knife and threw it in the water. "That is what I think of your knives!"

"Hey that cost me $300.00!" Billy complained.

"It looked like you pulled it out of a lake in the first place!" Greg yelled in reply.

"No more like a junkyard." Theodore corrected.

"Shut up!" Greg yelled glaring at Theodore.

"Why are you a different colour?" Julia asked pointing at Billy.

"I'm from India." Billy replied.

"Omygosh the land where houses grow!" Julia squealed.

"What are you talking about?!" Greg asked irritably.

"I have no idea Mr. Cuddles." Julia smirked before dashing off the rocks and onto the beach below, "We lost the gamers!"

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Julia: (She's singing) I'm a rainbow Unicorn princess! And I came from the oceans on mars...

Greg: Theodore, Billy, and Julia together with me, kill me now!

Billy: ... and if you buy this amazing deal we'll throw in this free water for only $144.95! That and the ridiculously low priced Speedboat...

Theodore: I always read popular mechanics and national geographic to test my brain, I learn something new every day, like don't piss off a Scottish guy.

Jill and Terrance were walking some ways to the right of Greg and the others and were currently talking about people in the competition so far.

"Ok Mona is a complete spoiled brat! Did you see what she's making Clyde do?" Terrance asked.

"No what was she doing?" Jill replied skirting around a large boulder.

"He had to carry her because her shoes aren't made for running." Terrance explained waving his arms around dramatically.

"Poor Clyde, he's a nice guy and all, just a bit too gullible." Jill responded.

"Nothing's wrong with being nice though." Terrance stated stepping over a large stone.

"I've never seen this part of the island on TV, it's very rocky." Jill said gazing around.

"Maybe it's never been used before." Terrance replied.

"It's rugged let's never come back." Jill stated.

"Agreed."

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Terrance: I get along with Jill the best out of anyone here, she's cool...

Jill: Terrance is the complete opposite of people like Mona and Alexa, Speaking of which, I hope you guys enjoy being alone later in life.

Helga, Clyde, Alexa and Mona were walking along a smooth sandy stretch of shoreline. Currently Clyde and Helga were carrying Mona and Alexa who just happened to be rudely gossiping about people.

"...Can you believe that?" Alexa laughed.

"Hey that isn't as bad as Billy's hair, it's hideous!" Mona replied whacking Clyde with her foot, "Faster fat boy!"

"Why do I have to carry you again?" Clyde asked almost tripping over a tree root.

"Because I'm rich and powerful. You? More like a poor excuse for a human being." Mona retorted checking her nails for flaws.

"That is very mean!" Clyde replied.

"You deserve it!" Alexa responded, "Now stop complaining about it and get a move on!"

"I don't have to take this you know!" Clyde growled, "Neither does Helga."

"You and Helga are the stupidest, ugliest, terrible mannered people in this competition!" Mona said angrily.

It took about five seconds for Helga and Clyde to drop the two girls and walk away.

"Hey come back! We shouldn't have to walk ourselves!" Mona whined but was ignored.

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Mona: Stupid people like Clyde are too lazy to finish what they started, they're the reason society has gone downhill.

Clyde: Even I have a breaking point.

Helga: Helga doesn't enjoy being made fun of, Helga likes to smash things!

Alexa: Good riddance, those two were really holding us back

On the other side of the island Chris stood with Chef next to a ribbon tied between two trees.

"How long does it take people to get here?" Chris muttered checking his watch, "It only took you five minutes."

At that moment Spader, Kai, Summer and Winter came dashing around to the finish, Kai was in the lead closely followed by summer and Winter, while Spader was a few meters behind. As Chris watched Kai flew over the finish, Winter came second, and Summer came third.

"Okay, Kai team one, Winter team two, and Summer team one." Chris directed as Spader crossed the finish, "Spader team two."

"Teammates!" Summer cheered highfiving Kai just as John crossed the finish.

"John you're on team one." Chris explained while Jill, Terrance, Emily, Luke, And Vanessa showed up. "Jill, Terrance, Luke are team one, Vanessa and Emily are team Two.

"Yes!" Luke cheered as Cole, Pete, Patrice, and Teresa jogged to the finish.

"Pete and Cole are on team one, Patrice and Teresa are on team two!" Chris announced while Greg, Julia, Billy, and Theodore crossed the finish.

"Theodore! Team one." Chris said as Theodore passed out, "Same for you Billy. Greg and Julia you will join team two!"

Just then Helga and Clyde showed up, Clyde passed out and fell on Theodore while Helga smacked into Greg sending him flying, "Helga team two, Clyde team one."

After nearly half an hour Mona and Alexa showed up.

"Both of you are on team two." Chris explained as team two groaned. "From now on Team one shall be known as... The Frosty Falcons!"

"Decent." Luke responded.

"And from now on team two will be known as... The Wicked Weasels.

"You're awesome Chris!" Vanessa squealed.

"Ok you can unload your luggage and we want you to meet at the mess hall in two hours for dinner." Chris explained.

"We're having meatloaf surprise." Chef laughed.

"He's joking right?" Pete asked.

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Summer: My team seems awesome! We have the coolest name ever. Frosty Falcons! Stay Frosty! GO FALCONS!

Mona: I deserve a five course lobster dinner with those specialty massages by hot guys afterwards, not what Chef will feed us.

Clyde: I'll eat whatever Chef feeds us.

On the girl's side of the Falcons cabin Jill, Summer, and Kai were pulling the last of their suitcases into the cabin.

"You packed really light Kai." Jill stated picking one of Kai's suitcases up.

"I don't need much." Kai replied putting the stand for a sword on the wall, "If I'm eliminated before i take this down, would you girls send it to me?"

"Of course, only if you'd do the same for us." Summer answered putting some of her luggage on the top bunk of her bed.

"Its weird how there's three bunk beds and only three people to sleep in them." Jill said with a questioning look in her eyes.

"True, imagine the other cabin, eight teenage girls and quite a few are territorial!" Kai answered, "Can you hand me my sword Summer?"

"Sure." Summer replied handing Kai the Sword that had been lying on the bed.

"We should tidy this place a little more." Jill stated, "And maybe print the Falcon's seal on the floor in a bright blue."

"Agreed." Kai nodded.

"So which team do you think will be better at challenges?" Summer asked.

"Ours!" Jill and Kai said in unison.

"Mona, Alexa, Patrice. Yeah their team is going to erupt into chaos." Kai responded.

"Defiantly, I'd eliminate them as soon as possible so that my team could function properly." Jill agreed.

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Jill: Not to be rude but come on the chances of the Weasels getting along is probably worse than ours, girls tend to get over dramatic compared to boys plus I'm a girl so I would know about that kind of thing.

Kai: I'm going to get along so well with Jill and Summer, they're nice girls.

Summer: I already made my team a cheer, yep being part of the Cheerleading squad back home comes in handy sometimes.

On the boys side of the Falcons cabin the last of Billy's suitcases were dragged in by Clyde and Luke.

"What do you have in these? Bricks?" Luke asked climbing onto the top bunk of the bed to the left of the door.

"Well of course, you never know when someone will need some." Billy responded.

"Not many people brought money Billy." Clyde responded sitting on the bed below Luke and the front right leg smashed through the floor, "Uhhh I guess this bed is mine..."

"No problem we just have to decide who sleeps on the floor tonight, and then we rotate every night." Terrance responded.

"That's fair enough." Pete agreed, "Are we all cool with that?"

"Anyone who argues gets a knuckle sandwich." Cole growled.

"Okay everyone draw sticks." Luke said holding some sticks in the air, "I marked the bottoms of two with blue dye."

Every guy drew a stick and Terrance and John ended up with the floor.

"So if John and I survive elimination we both sleep in beds tomorrow." Terrance explained.

"Okay that's fair." Billy said hanging a jar of money on the wall, "Stay away from this Pete! I know exactly how much is in there."

"I wasn't going to even touch it." Pete muttered throwing his backpack onto the lower bunk on the far wall.

"I wonder how the Weasels are making out with their team." Luke asked, "What do you guys think?"

"They have three guys, so they have less strength." Theodore said.

"They have Helga, so you're argument is invalid." Terrance replied.

"True dat!" Cole said laughing.

"How bad do you think Mona and all the "lesser people" turned out?" John asked.

"Dunno." Clyde replied trying to balance the broken bunk with a thick book he had borrowed from Theodore.

"She's a stuck up snob and anyone watching knows that." Billy growled, "But she's hot and that's all that counts with a girl."

"Sorry to disagree but I don't go after girls for their looks." Terrance responded fluffing his pillow and smoothing his sleeping bag on the floor.

"GAY!" Cole yelled while Pete, Theodore and Billy joined in, "We're just kidding bud."

"I was serious." Billy yelled before looking around, "Why is no one laughing?"

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John: Guys are so easy to get along with, Girls not so much.

Billy: You never know when someone might need a few bricks, five minutes after I finished unpacking Emily ran over here and bought some $10 Bricks.

Clyde: I hope I don't accidentally fall off the crooked bed at night.

Luke: I liked how Clyde broke our bed it just made things more enjoyable and took my mind off Billy's bricks, speaking of which, why did Emily need those bricks?

Cole: My team seems cool.

Pete: I would never even touch Billy's profits.

Terrance: I'm not gay and have nothing against gay people, they were kind of being jerks back there.

Theodore: The real meaning of gay is happy.

On the girls side of the Weasels cabin everyone but Mona and Alexa was packing in the insane amount of Luggage the two girls had brought with them.

"Can you help us please?" Vanessa asked as she packed a large pink leopard print bag in.

"Put it near my bunk will you hun?" Asked Mona completely ignoring the question as she took up two beds with her luggage and sleeping supplies, "Oh and Winter can you put Alexa's beauty bag on her top bunk, and Emily please put Alexa's sleeping bag on her bottom bunk."

"You two take up four beds!" Teresa yelled, "And you could at least say thank you!"

"Hurry up you girls! We need to change for the fifth time today!" Mona said while Helga buried Emily in bags she had chucked into the cabin.

"Helga sorry!" Helga yelled from outside, "There still one more load then we can pack ours in!"

"She has much better manners than you two!" Vanessa yelled.

"Maybe you should just not sleep here!" Alexa yelled back.

"I'm going to go and grab my suitcase." Winter growled storming out of the cabin.

"She will go first." Mona ordered, "then Helga."

"It should be you actually." Teresa muttered.

"I heard that you dirty immigrant!" Mona insulted.

"I'm from Alberta actually!" Teresa yelled back.

"Only people from Ontario are superior." Alexa responded.

"Now everyone from every province hates you." Vanessa growled.

"Final load!" Helga yelled throwing fifteen suitcases into the cabin and smashing a hole in the floor and walking inside. But because of how broad her shoulders were she broke an outline of her shoulders into the wall around the door, "OOPS!"

"I'll ask Billy for repair supplies." Emily sighed dashing out the door.

"We'll all pay our share!" Winter called as she entered the cabin with a teal suitcase.

"That's all you packed!" Mona said snootily.

"It's all I need, eight pairs of clothes, a swimsuit, bug lotion, sunscreen, some books, and my plush penguin." Winter explained grabbing a sleeping bag and pillow from the pile against the wall.

"Who reads nowadays!" Alexa commented.

"We all text and Phone each other!" Mona agreed, "Unless we're alone with boys, then we might take more than 30 seconds to respond."

"I don't even have a cell phone." Winter replied politely.

"Get a life loser!" Mona yelled.

"You know what. I'm not going to take this." Winter said calmly before taking her sleeping bag and suitcase and marching out the door.

"Good riddance!" Alexa said picking up her phone, "WHAT NO SIGNAL! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"

"Omygosh we're all going to die." Teresa said sarcastically.

"I hate you." Mona growled pointing a hairbrush at Teresa.

"BZZZAP I'm a dolphin!" Julia yelled from the top bunk of the remaining bed while Helga sat on the bottom.

"No vacant beds left!" Vanessa complained, "This is your fault!"

"I don't have a bed either if you haven't noticed!" Teresa replied in an angered voice.

"You're causing a problem Teresa maybe you should leave like What's her face." Alexa explained.

"I hate you all!" Teresa growled walking out, "Except you Helga and Julia."

"Good to know NOW LEAVE!" Alexa yelled.

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Winter: I decided to be the bigger person and leave. I met Chef and he told me I could sleep in mess hall, he was watching and felt sorry for some of us.

Mona: What's her face and Teresa are complete lazy, ignorant, self absorbed freaks!

Julia: I'm a rainbow unicorn on a magical journey to the center of the universe... Shoot it down!

Emily: I came back with overpriced bricks and found out that I was sleeping on the floor and Winter and Teresa weren't welcome in the cabin, I'm guessing Mona and Alexa caused the problem.

Teresa: I'll find out where Winter is staying and sleep with her away from brat and brattier.

Alexa: some people are just uncivilized.

Helga: Helga like steak!

As the girls fought, the boys were unpacking peacefully.

"I HATE CHRIS!" Someone screamed through the wall.

"Ugh can they be quiet for five minutes." Greg complained pulling a kilt out of one of his bags.

"Hey most of them are hot, so who cares." Patrice argued glaring at Greg.

"I'm not attracted to anyone who wears an entire bottle of perfume and enough eye shadow to make them look like they're Goth." Greg retorted.

"Only Vanessa, Mona, and Alexa wear that much eye shadow." Spader commented grabbing a pillow from the old dresser against the wall, "We all get a sleeping bag and a pillow guys."

"Stop changing the subject Spader!" Patrice hissed, "You talk to my girls too much!"

"WHAT! He can talk to anyone he wants!" Greg yelled poking Patrice in the chest.

"Shut up you stupid Scotsman!" Patrice yelled back pushing Greg over.

"Most of the girls here don't even like you!" Greg growled pushing Patrice back.

"At least I don't wear skirts!" Patrice retorted.

"They're Kilts!" Greg roared.

"I'm just going to leave and wait in the mess hall." Spader said backing out slowly but was completely ignored.

"I HATE YOU!" Patrice screamed.

"I HATE YOU MORE!" Greg yelled back.

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Patrice: Greg is a stupid immigrant that shouldn't even be allowed near me!

Greg: I feel bad for Spader but really does Patrice have to be such a jerk?

Spader: Winter and Teresa were in the mess hall as well. Apparently they had worse problems than me.

After the two teams had finished unpacking they were sitting at their respective tables in the mess hall some more peacefully then others.

"I see you two had the nerve to show up." Mona said airily while brushing her hair.

"Well we have to eat sometime." Winter replied from between Spader and Teresa.

"Ok maggots!" Chef interrupted from the window of the kitchen, "Now normally I would make you come here to get your food but tonight you'll be eating roast pork from platters!"

Chef then placed a burnt platter of roast pork on the Falcons table and a bright pink one on the Weasels table.

"Do not enjoy." Chef said backing away laughing.

"Our food is burnt to Charcoal!" Jill exclaimed.

"At least yours is cooked!" Patrice yelled from the other table.

"It's not that bad." Clyde said poking the Falcons food with a knife causing it to disintegrate on touch, "Correction it's worse than we thought."

"I'm not eating this garbage!" Mona growled storming into the kitchen.

"Hey we aren't allowed in there lassie!" Greg yelled dashing after Mona.

"But there's a pile of edible food!" Mona yelled.

"WHAT!" Everyone yelled at once dashing into the kitchen to see a stack of soups, fruits, and pies.

"Why is this here?" Jill said sceptically.

"Who cares let's eat it!" Mona said touching an Apple causing a net to spring up from the floor trapping both teams.

"You had to touch the trap didn't you?" Summer muttered.

"Hey I was hungry!" Mona yelled.

"Looks like it worked, nice job Chef." A voice sounded from the pantry.

"CHRIS! LET US GO!" Billy screamed.

"No way because it's challenge time!" Chris said in a sing song voice.

"Great." Winter muttered.

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Vanessa: Chris is so smart trapping us like that!

Spader: Nothing good can come from this.

Mona: What? I was hungry.

Clyde: (He's crying) We never even got to eat anything!

"Your challenge is a simple game of predator vs. Prey, you guys are the prey, and we are the hunters." Chris explained to the campers while loading a paintball gun, "You get a five second head start and the game last for half an hour, the team with the most members standing at the end wins, you can free team mates, but only one at a time."

"That's not fair!" Mona growled before Chris shot her in the face.

"Time's up!" Chef laughed shooting Alexa in the back while everyone else scrambled away.

"So the hunt begins, Who will survive our thirty minute hunt, who will wet their pants, and who will be covered in paint, you will find out after this quick commercial break!" Chris announced while the two eliminated girls were carried away by Chef.

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"I can't believe how unfair this game is." Terrance muttered jogging next to Jill.

"But we are two players ahead!" Cole replied stopping next to a crooked tree.

"We should split into three groups of three and one group of two in order to make it harder to track us." Theodore said smartly.

"For once I agree with you." Billy agreed.

"Ok lets go Cole, Summer, and Pete, Luke, Clyde, and John, Theodore, Me, and Billy, And Terrance and Jill." Kai said dividing the Teams evenly, "Terrance and Jill you guys find where they're keeping captives and free them."

"Deal." Jill said grabbing Terrance's wrist and dragging him towards camp.

"We don't have much time!" Clyde began before a green paintball hit him in the chest, "Oh no! RUN!"

Everyone dashed off as fast as possible while Chris stepped out of the bushes, "Ok off to camp with you."

"Great." Clyde muttered while being led back to camp by Chris.

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Clyde: being the first one on my team out puts a huge target on my backside.

Wicked Weasels

"Great we're two players down and have no game plan what so ever!" Patrice panicked, "I'm too hot to die!"

"They aren't going to kill you pretty boy." Spader muttered grumpily.

"I know that but if my hair gets ruined I'll literally die." Patrice argued.

"So what are we going to do, we're two people down and don't know where they're keeping everyone!" Emily said, "We have to keep our numbers up."

"Too late for that." A voice laughed from the bushes before Patrice and Julia were shot with Yellow paintballs.

"It's Chef!" Vanessa screamed dashing off towards the beach as fast as humanly possible.

"Let's go!" Teresa yelled grabbing Emily and Winter and running deeper into the forest.

"LEAVE FAST!" Helga screamed picking Greg up and grabbing Spader by the wrist before running towards the cliff.

"Ok you two we're going somewhere where we can use you as bait." Chef laughed grabbing the two campers by the backs of their shirts!

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Patrice: My hair! My beautiful hair! Waaah!

Julia: Yellow! Yellow! Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!

Cole, Summer, and Pete

"I can't believe we lost a member of our team that quickly." Pete grumbled kicking a rock into a tree.

"We have to free Clyde!" Summer said leaning against the tree.

"Chris could find us at any time though." Cole argued.

"Hey I just realized that he's probably got an intern watching the cameras for us!" Pete said Chucking another rock into a nearby bush.

"Stop throwing rocks!" Summer growled, "Chris will hear you!"

"Or Chef." A voice added from the bush.

"Yeah, Chef could hear us as well!" Pete agreed, "Wait a second..."

Five seconds later the three campers were covered in Yellow paint and Chef was standing in front of them laughing.

"Good thing you three started yelling and throwing rocks or I would never have heard you." Chef laughed leading the three campers towards camp.

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Summer: (She's scrubbing yellow paint out of her hair) Why couldn't we have just found a cave and hid in it until the half hour had passed.

Cole: I would punch Chef but I have to admit that he was clever to do that.

Pete: They are totally watching us via camera.

Emily, Winter, and Teresa

The three girls were panting near a clump of boulders deep in the forest.

"I think (Pant) we (Pant) lost them." Winter panted gasping for air.

"Maybe we should have paced ourselves." Teresa said leaning against the boulders.

"We should find a hiding place so we can avoid Chris and Chef." Emily agreed leaning against a mossy part of the stone which gave way under her weight, "Found one!"

"Good work Emily!" Winter complimented looking inside the cave to see a chubby intern holding a half eaten burger surrounded by computer monitors.

"Uhhh you're not supposed to see this." The Intern muttered nervously.

"This is The Hot Man! Come in fatso! Where are the Weasels?" A radio next to the Intern said emitting Chris's voice.

"If you tell him where we are I'll beat you with a stick." Emily threatened.

"You can go to jail for that." The Intern argued picking up the radio's microphone.

"I'll cook you roast duck." Teresa offered.

"Deal!" The Intern agreed eagerly.

"That was easier than I thought." Teresa said smiling.

"Come in fatso!" Chris yelled through the radio.

"I don't have any of the Weasels on screen, we might want to check the cameras in area five, they shorted out, but I do see Theodore, Billy, and Kai from the Frosty Falcons on screen." The Intern replied through the microphone.

"Ok I'll send Chef to check area five." Chris replied.

"What's Area five?" Emily asked.

"This is area five." The intern said turning around with a paintball pistol in his hand, "Sorry but Chef cooks some damn good burgers!"

"Run!" Emily screamed before she was hit by a blue paintball from the Interns gun while Teresa and Winter rushed towards the beach.

"Chef will be here soon and they're going down!" The Intern laughed, "He'll be here in about five minutes to pick you up as well."

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Emily: (She's face palming) Silly!

Terrance and Jill

Terrance and Jill were watching as Cole, Summer, and Pete were being pushed into a cage with Mona, Alexa, Patrice, Clyde, and Julia.

"There they are, in an unlocked cage." Terrance observed, "We seem to be on par with the Weasels."

"Who should we free?" Jill asked, "I say Summer and Cole."

"No we should free only Summer, there's three interns guarding the cage." Terrance replied.

"Then you can create a distraction and I can free someone." Jill said, "You're faster than me so you should be the distraction."

"Agreed." Terrance replied running out of the bushes and past the three interns.

"Shoot him!" Yelled an intern in an Indian accent before running after Terrance with his two companions in close pursuit. After they left Jill crept out and opened the cage.

"Summer you're fastest so I'm freeing you first." Jill ordered.

"Good plan." Pete commented before Terrance ran from behind the mess hall and pointed at Pete panting, "I guess I'm next."

"Where are the guards?" Clyde asked.

"Looking for me in the woods, we better leave before they come back." Terrance said looking at the bushes nervously.

"I concur." Pete agreed before the foursome dashed into the woods.

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Pete: Freedom!

Summer: Jill and Terrance came up with a brilliant plan, the quicker you are the more slowly you fall, that is unless you stop like I did.

Vanessa

Vanessa crept out of the woods to see an unguarded cage full of eliminated campers and her team was down by two.

"I'm coming guys!" Vanessa yelled running to the cage and pointing at Patrice, "You're free!"

"Good." Patrice growled stepping out of the cage and being hit by a red paintball.

"Good shot sire." An intern said while the Indian one aimed his gun at Vanessa.

"RUN VANESSA!" Julia screamed as the intern shot another bullet hitting Vanessa square in the forehead.

"Look out next time." Mona muttered.

"NOOOOOO!" Vanessa screamed as she was pelted with more paintballs.

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Patrice: Vanessa should have run, and Julia should have warned her about the interns.

Vanessa: (She has an ugly welt above her eye) was it really necessary to pelt me that much?

Theodore, Billy, Kai

Theodore, Billy, and Kai were walking near the base of the cliff trying to be as secretive as possible.

"How long have we been playing?" Kai asked.

"Fifteen minutes." Theodore replied checking his watch.

"I wonder who's winning?" Billy asked himself.

"I don't know, maybe we could be the last members of our team left standing." Theodore replied stopping suddenly, "OH-no!"

"What?" Kai asked.

"Our tracks!" We've been walking along the beach for ten minutes!" Theodore panicked, "Quick we have to get in the woods as quickly as possible!"

At that moment the sound of a moving vehicle roared from the woods and Chef drove a jeep onto the sand and smiled at the three Members of the falcon's team.

"Hey people from the other team!" Emily commented from the passenger's seat.

"Hand me the long range sniper!" Chef order as Emily handed him a gun.

"You're helping him!" Kai yelled.

"Sorry but my team has to win." Emily apologized rubbing her head, "You see I'm out already..."

"Enough Monologues we have some Falcons to hunt!" Chef barked aiming his gun and shooting Billy in the chest.

"Run for our team." Billy said dramatically as Kai and Theodore bolted.

"Oh running won't help you." Chef laughed shooting Theodore from long range.

"To the bushes!" Theodore ordered.

"You got it!" Kai yelled dashing into the woods.

"Off to camp with you three!" Chef laughed grabbing Billy and Theodore and pushing them into the backseat.

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Billy: Paint remover now only $39.99!

Theodore: I hope Kai survives. If chef had a jeep than what does Chris have?

Helga, Greg, and Spader

The three Weasel campers watched as Chef drove away with three eliminated campers.

"C'mon they won't check where they've been already." Spader said walking to where the tire tracks left by the jeep were sitting, "We may as well hang out here till the game is over, and judging by what Theodore said, we have thirteen minutes left."

"Helga like this plan!" Helga yelled as quietly as possible but unknowingly to the three a camera had pinpointed their location.

"So we may as well use this time to get to know each other, Spader you start." Greg announced.

"Well I spend my free time watching nature documentaries when my mom isn't looking." Spader began.

"Why does your mom stop you from watching nature documentaries?" Greg asked raising his hand.

"She's an aggressive parent." Spader replied, "She doesn't want me to turn out like my dad."

"What's wrong with your dad?" Helga asked.

"He's in prison for smuggling kinder surprises into the US." Spader replied.

"You can go to prison for that?" Greg asked.

"Guys!" Helga boomed.

"Not now Helga!" Greg said waving her off.

"Yeah he smuggled things so yeah it's possible." Spader replied.

"Guys!" Helga yelled.

"Didn't you hear me? NOT NOW!" Greg yelled.

"Helicopter!" Helga yelled.

"WHAT!" Spader and Greg said in unison as a helicopter approached and dumped green paint all over the three Weasels.

"AWWW COME ON!" Greg screamed as the helicopter landed and Chris stepped out.

"YOU!" Helga yelled as she knocked paint out of her ear.

"Yes it's me, and I got you guys, into the chopper and back to camp we go!" Chris replied climbing back in.

"Great who's left on our team?" Greg grumbled climbing into the helicopter.

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Helga: Helga don't like green anymore.

Greg: Chris didn't tell us they'd be using military grade machinery!

Spader: Good thing my mom's not watching.

Luke and John

The two boys were walking through the woods watching the trees around them nervously. They had managed to avoid meeting their hunters but weren't feeling secure at all.

"Every time a bush rustles I almost have a heart attack." John muttered.

"I know what you mean." Luke replied glancing up in a tree, "Hey what's that thing?"

Luke had pointed out a hairless squirrel with reptilian eyes that was watching them intently.

"I don't know." John replied, "Let me take a closer look."

John walked forward a few paces before he stepped on a dry twig which emitted a loud snap. The squirrel then emitted an unearthly roar and shot lasers from its eyes.

"AHHHHH!" The two boys screamed running in the opposite direction.

"What should we do?!" John yelled running alongside Luke.

"You're on your own!" Luke hissed in a completely different voice before pushing John over and running ahead faster than before.

"Well that was completely uncalled for." John muttered to himself standing up then shrugging, "Forgive and forget."

"You won't forget this." A voice behind John laughed.

"Who..." John started but was hit in the face with a green paintball.

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John: If we lose I vote for Luke, if we win I forgive him.

Winter and Teresa

"Ok from the people left in the cage we can guess that we're going to lose unless we do something fast." Winter explained watching the camp.

"And we only have about three minutes." Teresa agreed.

"We have to get rid of the guards though." Winter explained but at that moment Luke came barreling out of the woods and the guards followed him.

"Now for faze two." Winter announced as she and Teresa crept out of the woods towards the cage.

"We're almost there." Teresa said excitably before she was knocked off her feet by something.

"What happened...?" Winter began before she was knocked to the ground and looked up to see Kai.

"What are you doing?!" Teresa yelled sweeping Kai off her feet.

"Making sure my team wins!" Kai announced Knocking Teresa back to the ground with a summersault, "I will not harm you."

"Brilliant strategy." Winter complemented standing up.

"Thanks." Kai said before she was hit in the face with a roundhouse kick from Winter, "OW!"

"I take martial arts classes." Winter bragged begin to drive Kai back.

"I'm a ninja!" Kai responded ducking under another roundhouse and popping up behind Winter.

"Hiyah!" Teresa yelled jumping on Kai`s back.

"Hey they're fighting!" The Interns yelled walking back into camp.

"Shoot them!" The Indian guy yelled charging towards the girls.

At that moment a large air horn sounded as Chris and Chef drove into camp holding an air horn to a megaphone which was attached to the announcement system so it sounded loudly across the entire island.

"Game's over, let's count points." Chris said while John hopped out of the Jeep and walked to the cage.

The frosty falcons finish with..." Chris began making suspense, "Six points for six team members left standing, they freed two by the way."

"Not bad" Jill said walking out of the woods with Cole, Terrance, and Summer.

"And the weasels finish with..."

...

"Two points for two people meaning that the Falcons win today's challenge and get to spend tonight relaxing!"

"WHOOOO!" Cole cheered picking John up and throwing him in the air.

"What happened to me and John?" Luke asked rubbing his head.

"You pushed me! That's what!" John muttered falling to the ground.

"Oh god! I'm sorry!" Luke apologized.

"It's fine I forgive you." John said smiling.

"Oh thank god." Luke sighed.

"Ok Weasels I will be seeing you tonight at elimination, one of you will not receive a marshmallow, one of you will lose the chance to win One million dollars, and one of you shall leave total drama forever!" Chris announced pointing at the weasels dramatically.

"People come back in every season." Theodore stated.

"Shut up!" Chris whined.

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Spader: Great I've been here one day and face elimination.

Greg: I am sick and tired of Patrice so I'm voting for him tonight in hopes that we can eliminate him... maybe I can get Spader on board as well.

Summer: We Won! GO FROSTY FALCONS! STAY FROSTY!

Luke: Just when I thought I had myself under control.

Greg had pulled Spader into the woods so he could talk to him in private about eliminating Patrice.

"So why are we here Greg?" Spader asked picking a stick up and poking an anthill with it.

"I have a proposition." Greg announced rocking back and forth on his heels, "We both dislike how Patrice has been treating the both of us am I right?"

"I guess but he'd break my bones if he found me retaliating." Spader sighed standing up and facing Greg.

"Then how about the two of us make an alliance until we vote out Patrice." Greg offered.

"Isn't it a little risky to be making an alliance this early in the game?" Spader questioned.

"We'd only be making a temporary one, when we vote out Patrice we can go our separate ways." Greg offered, "C'mon I hate it when he yells at you and you don't do anything about it."

"I don't know." Spader muttered, "I don't want the others to think we're in a secret alliance."

"Well just think about it." Greg replied patting Spader on the back before heading back to camp.

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Greg: I'm hoping Spader comes through with my plan I'm really counting on him. So anyway I vote for Patrice.

Mona: I vote for what's her face! The one always reading books and has a stupid plush parrot!

Winter: I'm voting for Mona, You've caused nothing but trouble!

Emily: I'm voting for Mona, She's really causing a rift in our team.

Helga: Helga likes almost everyone so Helga will vote for someone who isn't going to get eliminated!

Spader: I don't know. Greg's plan is brilliant but I don't want to be involved in something no one else is onboard with. I guess I vote for... (Static cuts him off)

The campfires flames shone brightly in the dark of the bonfire pit area, the eleven weasel campers sat on assorted logs, stumps and even an old barrel while Chris stood at his makeshift podium with a plate that had ten marshmallows on it.

"Welcome to the elimination ceremony where one of you will leave the game forever!" Chris stated lifting the plate of marshmallows dramatically, "When I call your name come forward and receive your marshmallow, if you do not receive one you will walk the dock of shame and board the boat of losers never to return."

"We get it!" Mona yelled snootily, "Now give me my marshmallow so I can leave already."

"Not yet!" Chris snapped, "First I must ask, what went wrong at today's challenge?"

"Albino mc stupid screwed it up, that's what!" Alexa snapped from beside Mona.

"As I recall Winter actually finished the challenge." Chris replied leaning on his podium.

"My team agrees right people!" Mona laughed turning around to see people rubbing their heads and muttering things like "yeah" and "Totally".

"Ok let's begin, first up... Helga!" Chris announced as Helga clapped and jogged up to collect her marshmallow, "Julia."

"YAY!" Julia squealed Grabbing her immunity and throwing it in the fire, "I win the super bowl!"

"Alexa." Chris announced as Alexa smiled and collected her marshmallow sashaying her hips while walking, "Spader."

"Nice." Spader smiled collecting his marshmallow and sitting back down next to Greg who offered a friendly highfive.

"Teresa." Chris said as Teresa laughed at the shocked expression on Vanessa's face, "Greg you're safe as well."

"And he Scotsman passes round one!" Greg announced collecting his immunity.

"Vanessa you're safe for now as well." Chris announced.

"He gave me immunity! EEEEK!" Vanessa squealed hugging Chris.

"I have to finish!" Chris said annoyed.

"Of course sorry." Vanessa apologized sitting back down blushing.

"Emily, Winter, you two are safe." Chris announced looking at the final two campers: Mona and Patrice, "And the final marshmallow goes to...

...

... Patrice!" Chris said flicking the last marshmallow into Patrice's eye.

"My beautiful eye!" Patrice screamed while Spader and Greg laughed.

"WHAT!" Mona gasped dropping her hairbrush, "You can't eliminate me with fools like What's her face still around!"

"Apparently we can." Emily laughed, "You just cause too many problems."

"Your face is a problem!" Mona yelled back before Chef grabbed her and carried her down the dock of shame and threw her onto the boat of losers, "I'll have my revenge!"

"I doubt it." Teresa yelled back before everyone but one camper was laughing.

Frosty Falcons: Boys cabin

The Falcon's guys were celebrating some before bed, Cole had snuck some Beef jerky and cherry sodas in, and Billy had set up a stereo system and was blasting Radioactive at full volume.

"Hey Terrance want a soda?" Pete asked holding the sugary drink in front of Terrance's face.

"No thanks, I don't drink pop." Terrance refused politely.

"What!" Pete gasped as the music abruptly stopped, "How could you not like Pop?!"

"I don't like the carbonation." Terrance replied shrugging.

"Dude not liking Pop is like not liking Bacon!" Theodore explained, "No sane person doesn't like bacon!"

"What about vegetarians?" Terrance asked.

"Like I just said any sane person!" Theodore repeated.

"It's a personal choice, I don't judge you for drinking it, you don't judge me for not drinking it." Terrance replied.

"Something is seriously wrong with a person if they don't like soda." Theodore continued.

"Dude he told you to stop." Clyde growled.

"But he's crazy!" Theodore argued.

"No he's not." John said agreeing with Clyde, "I don't judge you for how many useless facts you spew out every hour.

"Next he's going to say he wears man panties and sits down when peeing." Theodore continued.

"They're actually the basic form of underwear and yes I do wear them, and yes I do pee while sitting down, I don't judge what you do so don't judge what I do." Terrance replied picking a book up.

"You're gay!" Theodore accused.

The next thing Theodore knew he was taped to the porch post outside with tape over his mouth.

"Sweet dreams you opinionated jerk!" Cole laughed as he walked back inside.

"Thanks Cole." Terrance thanked.

"Hey we don't judge here, I do ballet." Cole replied.

"I'm banned from McDonalds across the northern hemisphere." Pete revealed, "I stole a soda."

"I'm not allowed in Ontario." Billy said.

"I'm the healthy weight of a baby killer whale." Clyde said blushing.

"I'm the only guy in my class, and I'm the most unpopular kid at school." Luke smiled.

"I'm afraid of Heights." John revealed.

"See we all have something to hide, so no judging!" Cole snarled.

"Agreed!" Everyone else said in unison.

"Now back to partying!" Luke yelled turning the stereo back on.

Frosty Falcons: Girls cabin

The three Falcon girls were trying to sleep but the noise coming from the boys cabin was outrageously loud.

"I wish they'd shut it off, If they stay up too late we could lose tomorrow." Jill muttered sleepily.

"We should go tell them to shut it off, they won't otherwise." Summer agreed.

"While we're still up what do you two think of our team?" Kai asked.

"I think most of us are good people, but we don't always get along." Jill replied, "Theodore is a major problem."

"I agree." Summer agreed.

"Why did Luke push John today?" Jill asked.

"I don't know, he didn't remember anything about it either." Summer agreed.

"Do you think John was lying?" Kai gasped.

"Maybe, or perhaps Luke is evil." Jill responded.

"Evil is a strong word for this." Kai argued.

"Who cares let's just sleep." Summer ordered, "The boys have gone quiet."

"Finally." Jill sighed falling asleep.

"Goodnight." Summer said before she passed out.

Wicked Weasels: Boys cabin

Spader and Greg were watching Patrice pick the last bits of watered down marshmallow out of his eyes.

"That looks painful." Spader commented cringing.

"Why did Chris even throw it at you?" Greg also commented snickering behind Patrice's back.

"I know! He is such a freaking jerk!" Patrice yelled banging the wall with his fist.

"I have eye drops in my bag if you want them. They hurt for fifty seconds then your eyes should be fine." Spader offered.

"Heck no!" Patrice yelled angrily, "You're trying to kill me!"

"No." Spader said panicking.

"You can't just attempt murder for no reason!" Patrice screamed knocking Spader's books off his side table.

"Back off!" Greg yelled pinching Patrice's neck and knocking him out, "let's put him in his bed and pretend this never happened."

"Agreed." Spader said grabbing Patrice by his shoulders.

Wicked Weasels: Girls cabin

Emily was walking back to the Wicked Weasels cabin from the restroom when she noticed the door was locked.

"That's weird." Emily mumbled to herself half asleep.

Emily the proceeded up the stairs, onto the deck and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Alexa asked opening the door but the moment she saw Emily she frowned and glared at her.

"Why was the door locked?" Emily asked giving Alexa a curious look.

"Oh to keep you out." Alexa growled snootily.

"Why would you want to keep me out?" Emily asked suddenly worried.

"Because you help get rid of my bestie!" Alexa laughed, "Oh and I gave the rest of the girls earmuffs because the boys were making lots of noise so they won't hear you banging on the door."

"Wait my stuff!" Emily gasped but Alexa had already closed the door, "This is going to be a long night."

"What are you doing out here?" Winter who had just come out of the bathroom asked looking at Emily.

"Alexa hates me." Emily sighed standing up and walking over to Winter.

"Why don't you come and stay with me and Teresa in the mess hall?" Winter offered.

"Why not." Emily said thanking Winter.

"Trust me you'll enjoy the mess hall much more than the girls cabin." Winter smiled putting her arm over Emily's shoulder, "I think the two of us will get along really well."

"Well this concludes our first episode with a dramatic close." Chris laughed smiling at the camera, "We've got a lot to look forward to this season, who will survive? Who will be eliminated? Who will kill someone before sunrise? Find out next time, right here on Total! Drama! Island!

Frosty falcons: Jill, Theodore, Terrance, Luke, Summer, Cole, Pete, Billy, Kai, Clyde, John

Wicked Weasels: Teresa, Vanessa, Emily, Julia, Patrice, Spader, Greg, Helga, Winter, Alexa

Eliminated: Mona

Votes:

Teresa: Mona

Helga: Vanessa

Alexa: Emily

Emily: Mona

Patrice: Spader

Vanessa: Teresa

Julia: Greg

Greg: Patrice

Spader: Mona

Winter: Mona

Mona: Winter

So how was that for the first chapter? I thought it was pretty good for my first time publishing something, Do you have a comment? Good or bad I'll accept it

Character stereotypes:

Mona: Spoiled brat

Alexa: Daddy's girl

Helga: Brute

Julia: Crazy girl

Emily: Repairwoman

Winter: Albino

Teresa: Chef

Spader: Marine biologist

Patrice: Player

Greg: Golfer

Jill: Knight

Kai: Ninja

Summer: Lifeguard

Luke: Nice guy (For now)

John: Daredevil

Clyde: Fat Kid

Cole: Bully

Theodore: Know-it-all

Terrance: Gamer

Billy: Salesman

Pete: Thief