InuYasha Gets Sued
Kagome and InuYasha are Walking Down the Corridor, Going to the Courtroom where InuYasha is about to get sued.
Kagome: Ok, InuYasha, remember what I told you?
InuYasha: Yeah Yeah, I Wasn't trying to ward of a demon.
Kagome: And?
InuYasha: sigh And I was getting the Walking Stick for my poor grandfather who has a disability to walk or think straight.
Kagome's Grandpa: Hey, I can think perfectly straight, Oh and Kagome, your off school because you have bird flu.
Kagome: WHAT?!?!?!
InuYasha's Lawyer: Um… Mr. InuYasha…
InuYasha: That's master InuYasha to you!
InuYasha's Lawyer: Yes, Well the Court is waiting for you…
Two minutes Later
Judge: Would the Defendant Please take to the Stand.
InuYasha slowly rises and Jumps into the witness box.
Judge: And Why did you Take this Ladies Walking Stick, Mr. InuYasha?
InuYasha gets very angry at this.
InuYasha: THAT'S MASTER INUYASHA TO YOU! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU'D BE INSIDE THE BELLY OF A DEMON RIGHT NOW SO QUIT WHINING AND LET ME GO BACK TO CATCH NARAKU!
Judge: Ok…Jury What do you think?
Jury: We think he should Be admitted to a Mental Asylum.
Judge: Be that as it may, Mister InuYasha you will be admitted to Silver Acres Mental Asylum for The maximum of 48 Years.
InuYasha: Pfft… I Spent More Time Nailed to a tree, I'm Sick of this…Wind Scar!
Kagome: InuYasha No!!!
And with that, the royal Courthouse of Glasgow Was Demolished, and there were no survivors, Except Myouga who Ran Away Some time ago…
Myouga: Ahhh… Lassie, Your Blood is much Tastier Than InuYasha's!