Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, despite all my attempts to find a way to be able to. This is just a work of my imagination running away from me.
Rating: G
Summary: Maybe there really is a method to Jack's madness.
Exact
The timing had to be exact. Slightly too early and it would sound either like he was trying too hard or had been waiting desperately for the opportune moment to use it. A little too late and the moment would pass causing it to no longer make an impact. It had to be just right. Right when all ears would be listening, poised on the edge of their proverbial seats. His audience must catch the importance of the tiny tidbit of seemingly trivial information he was about to impart to them. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?" There, that was perfect.