Hetalia Dolls! Wait, what?!

Yet another story that popped into my head involving me and the Hetalia guys, what a shocker. If you haven't figured out already, I love Hetalia! More pacifically Alfred (America), Matthew (Canada), Arthur (England), Ivan (Russia) and Ludwig (Germany)!

I looked at my computer screen, trying to type on one of my oh-so many unfinished fanfiction, but I couldn't think of what to type. "Ugh, why is this becoming so hard, I used to be good at writing stories." I said aloud. It was the beginning of summer and my mom was away for a work trip all summer, my mom's boyfriend and my baby brother with her plus my sister went to her mom's house. So I had the house, the car, and everything to myself. I decided it give up on my story for now and watch some T.V. Nothing was on, that I liked, so I thought I'd put in a movie. I would have watched Hetalia season 1 & 2 but if I watch it to much I'll get tired of it. I decided to watch "Tangled ", why would I not watch a soppy love story... I giggled through the entire movie... Flin kinda of reminded me of Alfred...

I sat silently through the movie for a while until I heard the sound of what I though was a facebook message up on my laptop. I looked the computers screen right as Amen started to attack.

I started to delete the pop up until I saw that it was Hetalia ad. The ad said "2 for 1 Hetalia dolls". 'Dolls, like barbie dolls or plushies?' I thought. They looked like barbies, Hetalia barbies. I filled out my information then it said to pick my doll. They only a few Hetalia characters, only Russia, South Korea, Prussia, England, China, Italy, America, USA, France (Hell no.), Germany, and Sweden(who was coming soon). I looked through them and picked out Russia and was just about to click on England, but I felt like I had missed someone. I looked over the list again and found that I had missed someone, Canada, I felt a little guilty that I had skipped over poor Canada. Canada and Russia where two of my most favorite characters, because Russia is dark and sexy, while Canada is so adorably shy. I clicked on Canada completing my order. Another thing popped up about express order and I'll get them by tomorrow for $5.00 more. That would equal $500.00 though.

I checked my Hello Kitty wallet and found $505.00. 'That's enough.' I thought proudly clicking yes. By the time I was done the movie had ended, so I tried to watch Mirrors, until the girls jaw got tore open in the bath and I had to turn it off again. 'Why can I never make it past that part!' Boy, did I hate that movie.

-next day-

I was searching all through the house trying to find a good movie to watch, again, until finally deciding on watching "Ghost Adventures" on my playlist in the living room. I had just pressed play on the "House" episode when I heard the doorbell ring. "Coming!" I yelled, kind of annoyed because I couldn't watch the first part of the show.

When I got to the door a man, that looked a lot like Ireland, with two big boxes and two smaller boxes. "Delivery for Abigail Lucas."

"Um, I'm Abigail Lucas. Uh there must be some kind of mix up." I looked at the boxes 'I hope it's a mix up.'

"Hetalia dolls, Ivan Braginski and Matthew Williams." He said, confirming that it was my order from last night.

"Okay um, could you take it in the living room and I'll sign for it okay?" I tried to pick up one of them but I couldn't.

"Sure." It looked like it was heavy for him as well, but he got all four boxes in the living room.

"Thank you, here you go." I handed him the singed paper.

"One more thing, I need the $500.00 for the your purchase and here are the manuals" He handed me the manuals and held out a hand for the money. 'Is Ireland delivering my mail now?' I thought.

"The money's in my room I'll get it." I said walking to my room. I got my wallet and handed him the money. It was kind of insulting because as soon as he got the money he just started counting the ones, fives, tens, and twenty's. "You are Ireland, aren't you?" I blurted out. He simply stopped counting and gave me a blank look then went back to counting. After he finished counting he left, it was only me and the boxes.

I decided on opening the box that said "MATTHEW WILLIAMS: ACCESSORIES", well, tried was a better word. I tried to open it. I grabbed my switch blade pocket knife and, very carefully, cut the tape on the box. In the box was, I couldn't believe it, Kumajiro! I picked up the bear and looked at it. It looked like it was asleep. "Wait a minute. If a life sized Kumajiro is in this box what's in that?" I asked myself looking at the box labeled "MATTHEW WILLIAMS". I carefully cut the tape on the box and hesitantly opened the box. I gasped and stopped breathing all together at what I saw and stared at it for what felt like forever. It was Canada! Actual life sized Canada/Matthew Williams from Hetalia in his world war two uniform! He looked like he was asleep just like his bear. I looked at the manuals and opened Canada's. I skimmed down to the part that said "Removal of your MATTHEW WILLIAMS from Packaging". It said, to wake him up I could:

A: Play the Canadian anthem. Which I do not know.

B: Speak french. Which I also don't know. Why the hell would I know French?

C: Play music like Miley Cyrus, which he'll be grumpy at, Justin Bieber, which will make him apologize a lot, or Lady Gaga, which make him insist they aren't dating.

D: Turn on a hockey game so loud you can hear it down the street. Well, my neighbors/mom's friends will call my mom and she'll get onto me on the phone and ask "Since when did you start liking hockey?"

and E: Start KUMAJIRO unit. How do I do that?

I decided to play Justin Bieber "Never say never" since that was the only song that was remotely good, but I stopped the YouTube video before he could sing. I thought I would open Russi and see how to wake him up then wake Canada then Russia.

I opened up Russia's manual and it said to wake him up I could:

A. Stand next to the box and yell, "Brother!" at the top of your lungs. You will hear sobbing from the box, and you can now unlock and unchain it and open it to let a frightened IVAN BRAGINSKI out. He will react warmly once he realizes that you are not a NATALIYA ARLOVSKAYA unit.

B. B? Really?

I snickered at the first one. How freaking hilarious! I cleared my throat. "Brother~!" I said, sort of sounding like Nataliya. I suddenly heard sobbing and slowly walked over and unchained the box. I opened it to see Ivan crying historically and raise an eyebrow. He wiped his eyes and looked up at me then smiled. "You are not my sister. Yay~!" He wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me into the box. "Ahh!" He hugged me warmly then helped me out.

I went back to my computer to play "Never say never". A little wile into the song Canada woke up and started saying sorry over and over again. I started giggling because 'He is just so~ cute!' I paused the song and said. "Hey, I'm Abby."

He looked a little surprised and said. "You-you can see me?"

I nodded and patted the seat beside me on the brown leather couch. "Yea, you wanna sit?" he sat down shyly."Um," Was all I could say until my puppy Tiger got out of my room and came runny towards me and Matthew and jumped on the couch and started jumping all over us and scratching us. "No, Tiger! Get down! Get back in the room! Bloody hell.."

"Who are you?" I handed Ivan a bottle of vodka, and smiled, "I'm Abby." Then I remembered that I still haven't waked Kumajiro up. I looked through Canada's manual again and I couldn't find anything about waking Kumajiro up but there was a number to call if I had questions. I called the number and costumer service told me that there is a button to turn Kumajiro on its neck. Just like costumer service said there was a button on the back of Kumajiros neck. I pressed the button and Kumajiro looked up at me and said with a that cute high voice. "Who are you?"

I smiled "I'm Abby." I said picking up the little bear and hugged it. Kumajiro was so fluffy and soft that I couldn't put it down.

"Kumajiro!" Canada got off the couch and walked over to the bear in my arms.

"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked Canada.

I handed him Kumajiro and he said. "I'm Matthew, your owner."

"Matthew?" Ivan asked, looking at Matthew.

"Yes, it's Matthew. Now are you two hungry?" I said, looking at both of them. "No, but I will take that Vodka." He said taking a swing.

"Let's go to the store.." he was overjoyed at the store, he could get more Vodka. I opened Matthew's accessories box and pulled out his credit card and got my truck keys, wallet, and cell phone.

At the store, Ivan got like 10 bottles of Vodka! How the hell can he drink that much?! 'Who buys that much Vodka? Who can drink that much alcohol?' I thought as Ivan paid for all of that and luckily remembered to include me and Matthew's candy bar.. Me and the cashier both gaped at how much he bought. Thank god, and the company, that he has an unlimited gift card to pay for his drinking habits. Me and Matthew sat in my truck waiting for Ivan and our candy bars. "Does he always drink that much?" I asked Matthew.

"He usually gets more." Matthew answered. I was shocked, to say the least, I know Russia can handle Vodka but this was inhuman, well he was inhuman.

After we got home from the store Ivan already have drank 3 bottles and I had asked Matthew to protect my candy bar until I can eat it. Matthew asked if he could go make some food for himself and of course I said, "Go ahead." He grabbed a bag of chips and some salsa.

"Okay, now we gotta think about sleeping arrangements." I said after they where all cleaned up. Bathing them, or Ivan got excited more than expected, I have to tell him that yes he can take a bath, but no I will not take a bath with him! Matthew was okay, he got in and got out. Of course when they got out of the bath I had to hide in my room because wet hot guys in nothing but a towel was not good for a teenage girl.

"Well, we don't mind sharing a bed." Canada said. He wore one of my mom's boyfriend shirts which slightly hung off his shoulder because mine were to girlish and and a pair of my mom's boyfriends short which were also to big.

"We'll sleep together, Da?" Ivan, who insited on sleeping with me, which wasn't going to happen.. Ivan wore his scarf and his boxers that said "Vodka" on them.. Of course...

Since I had a perverted mind and Matthew was raised by France, we both took the last part the wrong way. I blushed while Matthew just shook his head and said "Ivan, do you realize what you just said?" Ivan just gave a confused stare and shrugged.

After a while they ended up sleeping in my moms bed. "Looks like we need to go bed shopping tomorrow." I said plopping down onto my bed until relaxingly and going to sleep.

WOW … that was the longest chapter I've ever written, seriously it is. Okay I'll try to get the next chapter up as soon as … I start on it, he he he *sweat drop*. Well, better get cracking see ya! Oh, and this is based off LolliDictators user guide and manuals. So be nice with the reviews or else I will have Matthew blackmail you and Ivan beat you up ^^.. Hehehe